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1. Would you rather understand the entire universe but be able to explain none of it or be world-renowned for concocting M. Night Shyamalan–style plot twists?
Understand the universe. (But that’d probably leave me insane.)
I will go with Mr Ding Ding Along

2. Would you rather have an eternal itch or a once-yearly muscle twitch so intense you pass out?
The muscle twitch.
The eternal itch:I have that already.

3. Would you rather have a lifelong average relationship with average bedroom activities or a one-night stand that nothing else ever compares to, followed by lifelong celibacy?
The average deal sounds more utilitarian.
I'm celibate and wish I wasn't.

4. Would you rather be a pirate prone to seasickness or a ninja with chronic hiccups?
A pirate prone to motion sickness since I could always retire to land, but a hiccupping ninja couldn’t sneak up on anybody.
 :bouncegiggle:I have to go with the ninja.

5. Would you rather only be able to eat snot-flavored ice cream whenever you want or eat only one more bowl of ice cream of any flavor for the rest of your life?
As long as it was only snot “flavored” and not real brain butter, that option. I’d just dose it in toppings til it lost its boogery juiciness.
 :buggedout: :buggedout:

6. Would you rather make your entire browsing history public or spend one minute nude in front of your high school graduating class?
The former since anyone reviewing my browser history would be petrified with boredom, though the thought of mooning some of my former classmates holds appeal.
I agree with the latter.

7. Would you rather be wealthy in London during the Great Stink or a pauper in the present day?
Wealthy during the Great Stink, because I’d fund research on a time machine and move back here.
I CAUSED the Great Stink  :wink:

8. Would you rather only be able to listen to elevator music for the rest of your life or never listen to music again?
Sign me up for EZ Listening!
So long as Bruce Willis was with me there, it would be OK.

9. Would you rather graduate from an Ivy League on the track for a Nobel prize or graduate from Hogwarts with just As on your O.W.L.s?
You kidding? Hogwarts!
Ivy League, please.

10. Would you rather fend off a swarm of bees with an oar or a swarm of piranhas with a shoe?
Bees, of course!
The fish are welcome to my shoes but not my feet.

11. For the rest of your life, would you rather have a mosquito buzzing in your ear or a horsefly bite once a week?
What would be so rough about a weekly fly bite? That one.
The latter.

12. Would you rather look great clothed but actually look terrible naked or look incredible naked and look ugly in clothes?
Look good clothed. You could always just make love in the dark, right?

I would like to look good clothed or kaalgat [naked]  :wink:

1. Would you rather understand the entire universe but be able to explain none of it or be world-renowned for concocting M. Night Shyamalan–style plot twists?
Understand the universe. (But that’d probably leave me insane.)
Actually I do understand the universe, I'm just not smart enough to explain it.
2. Would you rather have an eternal itch or a once-yearly muscle twitch so intense you pass out?
The muscle twitch.
I have an eternal itch, its name is Poogie and yes, she does look like Elvira.
3. Would you rather have a lifelong average relationship with average bedroom activities or a one-night stand that nothing else ever compares to, followed by lifelong celibacy?
The average deal sounds more utilitarian.
Define "average".
4. Would you rather be a pirate prone to seasickness or a ninja with chronic hiccups?
A pirate prone to motion sickness since I could always retire to land, but a hiccupping ninja couldn’t sneak up on anybody.
A seasick ninja who never goes to sea.
5. Would you rather only be able to eat snot-flavored ice cream whenever you want or eat only one more bowl of ice cream of any flavor for the rest of your life?
As long as it was only snot “flavored” and not real brain butter, that option. I’d just dose it in toppings til it lost its boogery juiciness.
I was recently diagnosed as a diabetic so I can't eat any kind of regular ice cream and the sugarless kind tastes like *#$& to me.
6. Would you rather make your entire browsing history public or spend one minute nude in front of your high school graduating class?
The former since anyone reviewing my browser history would be petrified with boredom, though the thought of mooning some of my former classmates holds appeal.
The former, I've already done the latter.
7. Would you rather be wealthy in London during the Great Stink or a pauper in the present day?
Wealthy during the Great Stink, because I’d fund research on a time machine and move back here.
Time travel is an impossibility, just ask my friend T'pol
8. Would you rather only be able to listen to elevator music for the rest of your life or never listen to music again?
Sign me up for EZ Listening!
I always take the stairs.
9. Would you rather graduate from an Ivy League on the track for a Nobel prize or graduate from Hogwarts with just As on your O.W.L.s?
You kidding? Hogwarts!
I am The Dragonborn and also the Archmage of the College of Winterhold, I don't need any more prizes, titles or other stuff.
10. Would you rather fend off a swarm of bees with an oar or a swarm of piranhas with a shoe?
Bees, of course!
When it comes to wild life, you don't bother them, them don't bother you, besides I have Kynes Peace. ( see #9 above)
11. For the rest of your life, would you rather have a mosquito buzzing in your ear or a horsefly bite once a week?
What would be so rough about a weekly fly bite? That one.
See #10 above.
12. Would you rather look great clothed but actually look terrible naked or look incredible naked and look ugly in clothes?
Look good clothed. You could always just make love in the dark, right?
Clothed, I've seen me naked, it's scary, just ask my high school classmates. (see #6 above)