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Darrin Stephens VS. Maaaajor Nelson!

Begin!

Round One:
Major Nelson long resisted sleeping with Jeannie. -1.
Darrin Stephens bedded Samantha from the get-go. +1.
Winner: Darrin Stephens.

Round Two:
Major Nelson forbade Jeannie from using magic. -1.
Darrin Stephens forbade Samantha from using using magic. -1.
Winner: Draw.

Round Three:
Major Nelson failed to keep Jeannie's powers secret: -1.
Darrin Stephens did keep Samantha's powers secret. +1.
Winner: Darrin.

Round Four:
Major Nelson was never replaced by an impostor. +1.
Darrin Stephens was somehow replaced with an impostor. -1.
Winner: Major Nelson.

Round Five:
Major Nelson passed on a chance to bang Jeannie's hot cousin. -1 (since he was single).
Darrin Stephens passed on a chance to bang Samantha's hot cousin. +1 (since he was married.)
Winner: Darrin Stephens.

Final Score:
Major Nelson: -3
Darrin Stephens: +1

Resolved! Major Nelson was dumber by a landslide!

Coming Soon:  Morticia Addams VS. Lily Munster!

I never liked either show enough to know them so well.  Sounds about right. 

Then there is THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW.  So I should ask... Who was dumber?  Barney Fife or Gomer Pyle? 


Round One:
Barney Fife long had a girlfriend, Thelma Lou. +1
Gomer Pyle never had a girlfriend. -1
Winner: Barney Fife

Round Two:
Barney Fife cheated on Thelma Lou to make her jealous.  +1
Gomer Pyle never had a girlfriend. -1
Winner: Barney Fife

Round Three:
Barney arrested Gomer. +1
Gomer arrested Barney. +1.
Winner: Draw

Round Four:
Barney fixed Gomer up on a date. +1.
Gomer messed it up and never got a girlfriend. -1.
Winner: Barney Fife

Round Five:
Barney Fife was considered attractive by Thelma Lou. -1
Gomer Pyle was considered attractive by Sergeant Carter. -1
Winner: Draw

That was fun.   :thumbdown: :smile:

 John,-Gomer DID have a girlfriend in GOMER PYLE USMC, Lou-Ann Poovie.

"Elizabeth MacRae. Elizabeth Herndon MacRae (born February 22, 1936 in Columbia, South Carolina) is an American actress who appeared in various television shows and movies from the 1960s to the 1980s. She is probably best known for her role as Lou-Ann Poovie on the series Gomer Pyle, USMC."

Well, there you go!  And I must confess that I reached to that Gomer Pyleosh!t show for laughs, but I made it clear I was only talking about THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW.  I remember Gomer Pyle USMC ... I've never looked at the reruns and barely remember it.  I never liked it. 

Well, you mentioned Sgt.Carter...

http://youtu.be/mxQ-Ltfs9ds (http://youtu.be/mxQ-Ltfs9ds)

Go back and READ what I just wrote. 



mentioned Sgt.Carter...
mentioned Sgt.Carter...
mentioned Sgt.Carter... 

 :hatred:

Yes- we are bickering over Gomer Pyle!  :drink:
That is why I love BAD MOVIES!   :thumbup:

http://youtu.be/IYn57lmu0XY (http://youtu.be/IYn57lmu0XY)

 :wink:

I can try this- but I don't know if I can!

Curly vs. Shemp

.Shemp has almost got married. But they were only after his money.  Curly HAS been married- in quite a few stooges shorts all the Stooges had wives. Of course they all dominated them and beat them up!
So Shemp wins! Because he wasn't dumb enough to get married!
Curly-0
Shemp-1

Curly fought back. Shemp just got slapped like a red head stepchild.
Curly-1.
Shemp -0

Curly was a good at barking like a dog. Shemp was too.

Tie!

( I must admit- Shemp is my favorite Stooge!)


http://youtu.be/4ZG6l_wF4e0 (http://youtu.be/4ZG6l_wF4e0)

Who was dumber? Captain James T. Kirk from star trek or Professor John Robinson from lost in space.

Round 1.
Kirk never got married or had kids. -1
Robinson had a wife and 3 kids.-0

Round 2.
Kirk went into space onboard a large, heavily armed starship with shields, photon torpedo tubes and phaser banks.-1
Robinson went into space onboard a small ship with no shields or weapons. -0

Round 3.
Kirk had a large,  highly trained and skilled crew.-1
Robinson had his wife, his kids, some cowboy, a robot and a sniveling cowardly backstabbing weasel as his crew.-0

Round 4.
Kirk's ship was a groundbreaking original design.-1
Robinson's ship was a ripoff of the C-57-D from forbidden planet.-0

Kirk usually had to walk around on planets he went to.-0
Robinson had a real working jet pack and a decent sized ground vehicle.-1


Final score:
Captain James T. Kirk 4.
Professor John Robinson 1.

KIRK WINS!

Who Was Cooler?

Lily Munster VS. Mooooooortisha Addams!

Begin!

Round One:
Lily was married to a working (ahem) stiff: -1
Morticia was married to a millionaire psychopath: +1
Winner: Morticia

Round Two:
Lily had an eccentric albeit functional sense of attire: +1
Morticia had an elegant refined look: +2
Winner: Morticia

Round Three:
Lily cared for her "deformed" special needs niece: +2
Morticia cultivated rate exotic flesh-eating plants: +1
Winner: Lily

Round Four:
Lily had an interesting parent in residence: +1
Morticia had an entire extended clan under her roof: +2
Winner: Morticia

Round Five:
Lily was kind and hard-working but not glamorous: +1
Morticia factored into my friend Rob's icky auto-erotic fantasies: -1
Winner: Lily

Final Score:
Lily: +4
Morticia: +5

Today's Winner..... Morticia by a nose!

Next match: Colonel Klink VS. Homer Simpson!

People  have always wondered about Marylin on the munsters. The fact is she was a succubus. So of course she looked normal and attractive,  but you notice she never had an ongoing boyfriend?  Spot  helped with the bodies. What did yoiu think they were  feeding him?

BTW I can't agree with calling Gomez a psychopath. Psychopaths tend to have no empathy for anyone. As I recall Gomez was frequently happy to help people out,  often with a big wad of cash.

Don't agree.  Grandmama was not as interesting as Grandpa on THE MUNSTERS.  You yourself mentioned Marilyn.  I think the whole contest should be a tie!  It's not Lily's fault she has only one child. 

What about uncle fester?

I think Lily was sexier, but the ADDAMS FAMILY was much funnier.

The Adams family was original and based on a popular cartoon strip. The munsters was a ripoff.

Dr.Smith of 'Lost In Space' or Dr.McCoy of STAR TREK

Smith was a coward.-0
McCoy was not-1

Smith was a jerk.-0
McCoy was not.-2

Smith had no real purpose.-0
McCoy was a doctor,dammit.-3

Smith was funnier-1
McCoy was mostly dead serious. " He's dead Jim"-3

Of course you knew McCoy was gonna win!  :wink:

What the hell was that?   :question:   :drink:

^ Eh- they were both Doctors in sci-fi shows...!

Sf series straight man. Mr. Spock from star trek vs The B9 robot from lost in space.

Mr.  Spock had legs and could get over uneven terrain. 1
The robot had treads and realistically couldn't get over most door ways. 0

Mr. Spock and hands capable of various jobs and operating controls. 1
The robot had simple pinchers not  really able to do a lot 0

Mr. Spock had to deal with klingons,  romulans, tholians,  a doomsday machine and a that amoeba. 0
The robot had to deal with Dr. Smith's constant  stupidity,  greed and cowardice. 1

Mr. Spock had cool eyebrows and ears. 1
The robot had a glass bubble head and lots  of flashing lights. 1

Mr. Spock had the Vulcan neck pinch. 1
The robot could throw lightning  1

Final scorev
Spock 4
Robot 3

In the original bits smith was quite capable,  competent,  formidable and evil. He was at first not the sniveling cowards he became. He was quite willing to kill the Robinson to serve his purposes. After a while Harris began to realize a character like thatrmwould quickly get dull and gradually shifted him to the comic relief buffoon he became known as.

I kinda liked the reboot smith even tho I usually hate genderbending.

Dr.Smith, to his credit, had to deal with Carrot People and a giant Cyclops, along with a lotsa other stupid monsters!

http://youtu.be/e94e4fGFO2Y (http://youtu.be/e94e4fGFO2Y)

I mean your point system...  :lookingup:

McCoy got 3 out of 4-what?  :question:

Put your eyeglasses on.  You gave both negative points.  


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Better 60's sf series:star trek vs voyage to he bottom of the sea.


Round 1.

Star trek had a great ship design.  1
Voyage had a great ship design. 1

Round 2.

Star trek had a diverse and inclusive crew.  1
Voyage had a snow white sausage fest. 0

Round 3.

Star  trek lasted 3 seasons. 0
Voyage lasted 4 seasons.  1

Round 4. Star trek had a terrible last season. 0
Voyage had terrible last seasons.  0

Round 5.

Star trek inspired millions to believe the human race can be better and still does. 1
Voyage was generally quickly forgotten. 0

Final score.
Star trek 3.
Voyage to the bottom of the sea 2.

Objection noted.

Who’s Dumber?

Colonel Klink VS. Hoooooomer Simpson!
Begin!

Round One:
Colonel Klink worked for Nazi overlords: -1
Homer Simpson works for Mister Burns: -2
Winner: Colonel Klink

Round Two:
Colonel Klink had one dysfunctional eye: -1
Homer Simpson has one dysfunctional brain: -2
Winner: Colonel Klink

Round Three:
Colonel Klink was frequently outsmarted by the future host of Family Feud: -1
Homer Simpson is frequently outsmarted by his ten-year-old son: -1
Winner: Tie

Round Four:
Colonel Klink once mistook his own POW for Hitler: -1
Homer Simpson is a functional alcoholic:+1
Winner: Homer Simpson

Round Five:
Colonel Klink uses fear of the Russian Front to instill obedience in his troops: +1
Homer Simpson is not even respected by his own children: -2
Winner: Colonel Klink

Final Score: Colonel Klink: -3
Homer Simpson: -6

RESOLVED! Homer Simpson is twice as dumb as Colonel Klink!

Next time: Who resides deeper in TV Hell, Cousin Oliver, or Scrappy Doo!

It's not a negative- it's a DASH.
Like "Yale-3, Harvard-6".

Charming theory.

 
You are a pitchfork to my ass. 

^ Well, I'm glad I'm of some use around here!  :wink:

Hey you oughtta love my their agvout how a Frankenstein and a vampire had a werewolf son.

Herman was made of parts of various people , and his package belonged to a guy suffering the werewolf curse. The doctor  didn't know it as he collected it after the guy had been shot with a silver bullet,  died and reverted to human form.

 Now Eddie was conceived on a night with a full moon when herman's package was in werewolf mode and hence Eddie.

Who Reigns Higher In Classic TV Hell?
Cousin Oliver VS. Scraaaaappy Dooooooo!

BEGIN!

Round One:
Cousin Oliver had a demonic ugliness to his scrunched face: +1
Scrappy Doo deceived the unwary with his puppy cuteness: +2
Winner: Scrappy Doo

Round Two:
Cousin Oliver brought bad luck and misfortune to the Bradys: +1
Scrappy Doo shat all over the Mystery Machine, citing lack of housebreaking: +1
Winner: Tie

Commercial Break:
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Round Three:
Cousin Oliver was the product of incest: +1
Scrappy Doo’s mom was a b***h: +1
Winner: Tie

Round Four:
Cousin Oliver got The Brady Bunch canceled: +2
Scrappy Doo failed his mission to entirely destroy the Scooby franchise: -1
Winner: Cousin Oliver
 
Round Five:
Cousin Oliver spied on Jan in the bathroom: +1
Scrappy Doo murdered Velma’s girlfriend and blamed it on a ghost: +2
Winner: Scrappy Doo

Final Score:
Cousin Oliver: +6
Scrappy Doo: +5

Resolved: Cousin Oliver reigns higher in Classic TV Hell than Scrappy Doo!