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Title: 25-Word Stories
Post by: ER on October 20, 2019, 10:42:26 AM
The aliens landed the day after my brother died. At first I thought it was sad he missed this history-making event, then I envied him.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: Alex on October 20, 2019, 11:21:57 AM
Twas the first step on an endless journey. One stretching out to infinity. As so many things do it started in blood, death and betrayal.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: indianasmith on October 20, 2019, 03:06:02 PM
I will never forget the day that a former student drove a dagger deep into my heart.  I thought: "Dude, I gave you credit for the bonus question!"


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: ER on October 20, 2019, 07:48:07 PM
“Hey, I ordered Szechuan, not Cantonese!” I griped, pointing at the chopped-up fingers arranged around the broccoli garnish and sesame duck sauce on my plate.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: ER on October 21, 2019, 09:59:18 AM
In dog Heaven Spuds MacKenzie lit a cigarette and asked Lassie, “Did I rock your universe, baby?”

“You realize I’m a male, right?” answered Lassie.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: ER on October 22, 2019, 01:24:55 PM
"I wonder why the trees shoot at us every fall?" asked the curious deer.

"Maybe cause we poop on them all year," answered his friend.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: indianasmith on October 22, 2019, 05:58:43 PM
"I'm still not entirely sure I believe in ghosts," I told my wife.
"But I died last year," she replied.
"Are you sure?" I asked.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: pacman000 on October 25, 2019, 06:16:48 PM
"That's OK," said Spuds; "I'm actually female. What about Rinty & Nanette? He missed her; she died traveling to America, but THEY WERE SIBLINGS!"


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: zelmo73 on December 06, 2019, 12:02:11 AM
A singularity; neither beginning nor end. Nay, merely a pause between universes; where space-time condenses before expanding yet again into an oscillating infinity. Dude!  :teddyr:


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: Allhallowsday on December 06, 2019, 10:12:53 PM
He could see through the dark it was snowing hard; the sound continued.   The door was opened.  The cabin was filled with the howling wind. 


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: Alex on December 07, 2019, 03:05:48 AM
It was the teeth that finally broke him. Clacking and gnashing away. Always ready to chomp and grind his flesh if he got too close.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: indianasmith on December 07, 2019, 07:59:57 AM
John stayed up all night long, pacing back and forth, wondering where the sun had gone.
Finally, after eight long hours, it dawned on him.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: ER on December 08, 2019, 02:41:31 PM
Too far gone to taste his own psycho-physical corruption, the old baronet shambled forth to find a prostitute. The younger the fresher; so more pleasing.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: Alex on December 08, 2019, 05:29:01 PM
As it shot across the sky, the Tyrannisaurous Rex thought "Oh! What a pretty burning rock."


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: pacman000 on January 21, 2021, 11:37:47 PM
Then the lot fell on Princess Hannath, so she went to the dark cave. Angry, the Dragon shouted, “Come on! Princesses don’t have much meat!”


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: pacman000 on January 22, 2021, 09:50:20 PM
Through the jungle, running, running, running, chased by hostile natives, the chasm before him, nowhere else to turn, Alan leaped, & reached for a vine.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: pacman000 on January 23, 2021, 05:45:08 PM
"Where are we going?" The child asked his mom.
"To the stars," she answered, "to the stars."
The countdown ended, & the rocket shot upwards.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: indianasmith on January 24, 2021, 01:54:44 AM
He should not have read the words from the ancient tome without knowing what they meant, the professor thought as the world around him crumbled.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: pacman000 on January 24, 2021, 12:13:53 PM
The laser bolts flashed across the ship’s bow, & Drake turned towards the black hole. Anything was better than being caught by the Empire’s thugs.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: pacman000 on January 27, 2021, 04:34:42 PM
Cursed to wander nightly till doomsday, the ghost ship moaned as it crossed the still dark waters. How much longer? Shall this go on forever?


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: indianasmith on January 27, 2021, 08:27:43 PM
"No!  I will not do that disgusting thing with you!"
"What if I were President?"
"You? President? Ha, sure, OK!"
Thus a candidacy is born.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: pacman000 on January 27, 2021, 11:35:44 PM
Betsy from Pike crossed the mountains with Ike. Got lost in the desert, then started to fight. In town she got drunk, then they parted.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: pacman000 on July 13, 2021, 07:54:54 AM
King the German shepherd had just turned two, had a girlfriend, & they were planning a family. His owners & vet, however, had another idea.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: pacman000 on July 14, 2021, 11:46:33 AM
It flew, burning everything within miles. The knight journeyed to its cave. The dark dragon growled; the knight prepared his weapon: a bottle of Tums.


Title: Re: 25-Word Stories
Post by: pacman000 on July 24, 2021, 02:15:05 PM
As the cloud on the horizon grew, the fisherman knew this would not be the day he hoped for. Soon he fought for his life.