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Title: Bert i Gordon
Post by: TheBouncer on May 10, 2021, 04:23:30 PM
I've recently been watching a few of Bert's films from the 1950s & 60s. My kids actually enjoyed 'Earth Vs the Spider' which goes back over sixty years.

Does anybody else agree that he was underrated as a B-Movie pioneer? If you are unfamiliar with his work a few of his other films that might ring a bell are 'The Magic Sword' & 'The amazing colossal man'

I've found some real entertainment value in a couple of his flicks and it seems he wasn't just churning them out by the dozen as a cheap product.

The guy is 98 now and i believe he was still on the convention circuit as late as 2018. Have any of you guys had the chance to ever meet him?


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 10, 2021, 10:03:54 PM
Never met the man, but some of us here sure are fans of BERT I. GORDON -
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/The_Amazing_Colossal_Man.jpg)
...and WAR OF THE COLOSSAL BEAST !!! 


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Alex on May 11, 2021, 04:04:45 AM
I love 'Earth Vs the Spider'.


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Gabriel Knight on May 11, 2021, 07:22:48 AM
I honestly don't think he's underrated, he has a similar reputation than Roger Corman, although in a differente way. Good ol' Bert liked to overuse his gimmick of putting big monsters on the screen. I did liked THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN, and VILLAGE OF THE GIANTS, while pretty crappy, has some sweet chicks to look at, at least.  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: RCMerchant on May 11, 2021, 09:11:58 AM
His favorite of mine was always the sequel to the AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN- the WAR OF THE COLOSSAL BEAST.

(https://i.imgur.com/yNceTsI.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)

I mean- he gave us FOOD OF THE GODS (1976)!

http://youtu.be/77KpoGDVkxk (http://youtu.be/77KpoGDVkxk)


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Alex on May 11, 2021, 09:49:03 AM
I keep hoping to find a copy of Food of the Gods in a second-hand market. Read the H.G. Wells story some time ago but I've never come across a physical copy of the film.


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: RCMerchant on May 11, 2021, 10:00:08 AM
Bert did a beach party version in 1965!
With Beau Bridges- the Big Lebowski's brother
It was called VILLAGE OF THE GIANTS.

Not a good movie!  :bouncegiggle:
But a watchable one!


http://youtu.be/n_a2V-y_bbQ (http://youtu.be/n_a2V-y_bbQ)

Joy Harmon! Who washed a car with her body in COOL HAND LUKE!


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 11, 2021, 03:45:28 PM
Bert did a beach party version in 1965!
With Beau Bridges- the Big Lebowski's brother
It was called VILLAGE OF THE GIANTS.

Not a good movie!  :bouncegiggle:
But a watchable one!


[url]http://youtu.be/n_a2V-y_bbQ[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/n_a2V-y_bbQ[/url])

Joy Harmon! Who washed a car with her body in COOL HAND LUKE!


JOHNNY CRAWFORD was also in VILLAGE OF THE GIANTS... agree, it's not good (at all) but perhaps a reason I belong to this website.


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: WingedSerpent on May 11, 2021, 09:14:49 PM
Used to wonder if Bert I Gordan was his real name.  ( I know now it is-thanks Wikipedia)

But it is kind of funny that a man who made so many giant monster films had the initials  B.I.G.   


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: RCMerchant on May 12, 2021, 06:48:22 AM
Bert did a beach party version in 1965!
With Beau Bridges- the Big Lebowski's brother
It was called VILLAGE OF THE GIANTS.

Not a good movie!  :bouncegiggle:
But a watchable one!


[url]http://youtu.be/n_a2V-y_bbQ[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/n_a2V-y_bbQ[/url])

Joy Harmon! Who washed a car with her body in COOL HAND LUKE!


JOHNNY CRAWFORD was also in VILLAGE OF THE GIANTS... agree, it's not good (at all) but perhaps a reason I belong to this website.


Also in this mess somewhere is Ron Howard and Toni Basil!


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Trevor on May 12, 2021, 08:04:12 AM
Empire Of The Ants was actually quite good.


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 12, 2021, 03:21:59 PM
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/74e4392cb7650d2d371584b3a21cd023/tumblr_nkaz6aPvaN1qzk2apo1_r1_500.gifv)


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Gabriel Knight on May 12, 2021, 07:34:37 PM
Don't forget THE CYLOPS. When he picks the girl with the background is simply hilarious. Bert had no shame.

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRpvktW1PsM#)


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on May 13, 2021, 02:02:55 PM
TORMENTED(1960) is another gem from Bert..pretty good ghost story.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/47/df/48/47df480b19f722a87346477a8406dd55.jpg)


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: pacman000 on May 17, 2021, 11:19:01 AM
Tormented is pretty good; I usually like Bert I. Gordon's movies. FX work isn't much worse than Lost in Space.

Used to wonder if Bert I Gordan was his real name.  ( I know now it is-thanks Wikipedia)

But it is kind of funny that a man who made so many giant monster films had the initials  B.I.G.   
There's a theory that names can influence a person's decisions: https://www.newyorker.com/tech/annals-of-technology/why-your-name-matters (https://www.newyorker.com/tech/annals-of-technology/why-your-name-matters)


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 17, 2021, 12:20:14 PM
TORMENTED(1960) is another gem from Bert..pretty good ghost story...

Great garbage!


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: RCMerchant on May 17, 2021, 01:00:30 PM
^

"Tom Stewart killed me!"

(https://i.imgur.com/HCSWDCE.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 17, 2021, 11:34:45 PM
^
"Tom Stewart killed me!"
(https://i.imgur.com/HCSWDCE.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
:bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 17, 2021, 11:44:52 PM
Tormented is pretty good; I usually like Bert I. Gordon's movies. FX work isn't much worse than Lost in Space....

... which is sh!t, and I watch 1 episode every Saturday night (Sunday morning) at 1am EST... and yeh, the FX are comparable, maybe slightly better (meaning the movie)...
TORMENTED is a classic bad movie.  Someone had to make it.  

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/39623dd12626f388ad9145bbcec53bb9/cee5dfce91e62cce-d8/s400x600/919a86582495728bd6882deeab57e5c9726ac38b.gifv)

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4f/bb/10/4fbb10dea0f88e3816642a75aa97c466.gif)

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZThhZmY1YzYtYWU3OC00NTliLTk2OGQtZTJlNTkxMTA4MTMxXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjM4OTI2MTU@._V1_.jpg)  

She's got on some kind of waterproof supporting undergarment... and her eyeliner is fabulash!  


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: RCMerchant on May 18, 2021, 02:29:02 AM
I never even heard of this one!  :question:

It also goes under the name BURNED AT THE STAKE (1982).

(https://i.imgur.com/vcrj0xs.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 18, 2021, 10:56:46 AM
BERT I. GORDON is going to be 99 this September...!

BURNED AT THE STAKE stars ALBERT SALMI...! 


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: RCMerchant on May 18, 2021, 11:20:36 AM
BERT I. GORDON is going to be 99 this September...!

BURNED AT THE STAKE stars ALBERT SALMI...! 

It also has Guy Stockwell!


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 18, 2021, 10:11:36 PM
BERT I. GORDON is going to be 99 this September...!

BURNED AT THE STAKE stars ALBERT SALMI...! 

It also has Guy Stockwell!

Yeh apparently a handsome nobody who happened to be DEAN STOCKWELL's brother! 


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: RCMerchant on May 19, 2021, 08:24:14 AM
Another fun Mr. B.I.G. monster- the CYCLOPS (1957)

(https://i.imgur.com/WRXRDT4.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: TheBouncer on May 19, 2021, 02:14:16 PM
Thanks for sharing several other flicks of Gordon's for me to check out on the weekend. Maybe I'll start with the rather suggestive 'The Coming'.



Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 24, 2022, 05:50:36 PM
Bert. I Gordon (Mr. B.I.G.) is 100 years young today.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/61801602ec08fc26e8f75a05e373660b/tumblr_mm3czyfpwz1qiz3j8o1_500.gif)


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Allhallowsday on September 24, 2022, 09:17:37 PM
Bert. I Gordon (Mr. B.I.G.) is 100 years young today.

([url]http://24.media.tumblr.com/61801602ec08fc26e8f75a05e373660b/tumblr_mm3czyfpwz1qiz3j8o1_500.gif[/url])


Thank you for reminding me!  COOL!


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: Cult_Moody_Movies on September 26, 2022, 03:35:08 PM
I'm mostly familiar with his work through MST3K. I wouldn't say he is a pioneer but at least consistent fun schlock.

Eight of his episodes were on the show.
King Dinosaur (Experiment #210) - director, producer
The Amazing Colossal Man (Experiment #309) - director, producer, writer
Earth vs the Spider (Experiment #313) - director, producer
War of the Colossal Beast (Experiment #319) - director, producer
The Magic Sword (Experiment #411) - director, producer
Tormented (Experiment #414) - director, producer
Beginning of the End (Experiment #517) - director, producer
Village of the Giants (Experiment #523) - director, producer


Title: Re: Bert i Gordon
Post by: WingedSerpent on September 30, 2022, 08:28:52 PM
I love those old monster movies.