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Title: Florida Man sticks meth rocks up there Post by: sprite75 on June 23, 2021, 01:58:34 PM Florida man got very creative (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/shaft-hiding-place-278936) on a hiding place for his meth recently.
Quote A Florida Man whose rap sheet includes more than a dozen drug convictions was arrested last month after jailers discovered four “crystal rocks” of methamphetamine stored inside the defendant’s “penis skin,” according to an arrest affidavit. Shaft Bang Adams, 30, was collared in mid-May for driving with a suspended or revoked license and booked into the Orange County jail on the misdemeanor count. Adams, an Orlando resident, was familiar with the lockup owing to his 20-plus prior convictions for offenses like domestic assault; battery; possession of a controlled substance; delivery of cocaine; possession of a firearm by a convicted felon; false imprisonment; and possession of drug paraphernalia. During the jail intake process, Adams was subjected to a strip search during which a correctional officer reported finding “4 crystal rocks white in color inside the ‘penis skin’ of Mr. Adams.” A subsequent field test of the rocks “tested positive for Methamphetamine.” Title: Re: Florida Man sticks meth rocks up there Post by: RCMerchant on June 23, 2021, 02:13:07 PM WTF??? :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Like, under his foreskin? That's the only way I can imagine hiding a rock. But 3??? No wonder the cops found it! That would make the tip of your dick look like a bullfrog about to burp! :buggedout: I ain't circumsized, so I can picture it- and it looks real f**king deformed. :twirl: Like a chipmunk with a nut stuffed in only one cheek! (https://i.imgur.com/3cLXEp9.gif) (https://lunapic.com) Title: Re: Florida Man sticks meth rocks up there Post by: Allhallowsday on June 28, 2021, 03:01:43 PM Now this story sounds like Asbury Park, NJ...
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