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Title: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: RCMerchant on July 26, 2021, 02:44:35 AM Gummo. Or worse -Zeppo.
Zeppo? :question: Why would anybody name a baby child f**king Zeppo??? Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: Alex on July 26, 2021, 02:47:13 AM I always felt sorry for David Bowie's kid, Zowie Bowie. Or as he likes to be called nowadays Duncan Jones.
Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: Trevor on July 26, 2021, 03:19:44 AM Gummo. Or worse -Zeppo. Zeppo? :question: Why would anybody name a baby child f**king Zeppo??? My folks wanted to name me Roy, believe it or not. Where they got Trevor from, I have no idea. :wink: Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: chainsaw midget on July 26, 2021, 08:13:43 AM Nic Cage named his kid Kal-el.
Kevin Smith's daughter is named Harley Quinn Smith. Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: claws on July 26, 2021, 08:23:46 AM One of Mia Farrows sons was named Satchel. My mom used to be outraged and amused every time she read his name in celeb magazines. I think he changed his name years ago. Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter is named Apple.
Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: RCMerchant on July 26, 2021, 09:12:02 AM Moon Unit. As in Moon Unit Zappa.
Dweezil is awful too. Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: RCMerchant on July 26, 2021, 12:31:19 PM Sue!
(https://i.imgur.com/ZK4XEFC.gif) (https://lunapic.com) Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: RCMerchant on July 26, 2021, 01:01:55 PM Georgie Porgie.
WTF? I wouldn't give a flying f^ck if I ever ate pudding or pie again in my whole life! Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: Rev. Powell on July 26, 2021, 03:34:25 PM Mudd. (I am distantly related to Roger Mudd, so it's not that farfetched).
I knew two kids in middle school with the last name "Sands." Their parents named them "Dusty" and "Sandy." I thought it was kinda cool but I bet it got old for them fast. Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: pacman000 on July 26, 2021, 06:57:27 PM Ima Hogg
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/93/ImaHogg.jpg/427px-ImaHogg.jpg) Image Source: https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:ImaHogg.jpg#mw-jump-to-license Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: RCMerchant on July 27, 2021, 10:22:01 AM Any of the Little Rascals names.
Alfalfa? Buckwheat? Farina? Sounds like horse food. :bluesad: Spanky is real bad. Sounds like something that you would ask a dominitrix to call you while wearing a diaper. Stymie, Weezer, Froggy,and Porky are not much better. Chubby is just cruel. Why remind the kid every time you say his name that's a a fat little f**ker? I think Wally and Darla are the only normal names. Butch too, I reckon.Unless your a girl. Then it sounds like your in a women's prison movie. The dog's name is normal too- Pete. (https://i.imgur.com/lW2v6RX.gif) (https://lunapic.com) Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: Trevor on July 27, 2021, 12:33:03 PM My middle name is Thomas: make of that what you can but it was Dad's name :wink:
Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: zelmo73 on July 27, 2021, 08:28:07 PM Ima Hogg (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/93/ImaHogg.jpg/427px-ImaHogg.jpg) Image Source: https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:ImaHogg.jpg#mw-jump-to-license Rather top-heavy and well-endowed for a high society humanitarian. :cheers: Quote from: Ima Hogg's Wikipedia The discovery of oil on her family's cotton plantation made Hogg very wealthy, and she used this income to benefit the people of Texas. In 1929, she founded the Houston Child Guidance Center, which provides counseling for children with mental health problems or diagnoses and their families. Through her brother's will, she established the Hogg Foundation for Mental Health at the University of Texas at Austin in 1940. Hogg successfully ran for a seat on the Houston School Board in 1943, where she worked to remove gender and race as criteria for determining pay and established art education programs for black students Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: LilCerberus on July 27, 2021, 10:16:43 PM Nuchols, a popular name out in Goochland....
Krump, a popular name out in Powhattan..... Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: RCMerchant on July 27, 2021, 11:48:51 PM Mudd. (I am distantly related to Roger Mudd, so it's not that farfetched). I knew two kids in middle school with the last name "Sands." Their parents named them "Dusty" and "Sandy." I thought it was kinda cool but I bet it got old for them fast. That name reminds me of a Wile E. Coyote cartoon where he says "my name is Mud!" and falls flat on his face. Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: LilCerberus on July 28, 2021, 12:29:14 PM Bundy
Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: Allhallowsday on July 28, 2021, 08:46:24 PM KERMIT
KERMIT ROOSEVELT shot himself in the middle of WWII. (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/82/Kermit%2BBelleRoosevelt.jpg/170px-Kermit%2BBelleRoosevelt.jpg) Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: chainsaw midget on July 29, 2021, 06:50:09 AM If your name was John Doe and you got into an accident, your family would probabaly never find you.
Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: RCMerchant on July 29, 2021, 09:34:10 AM Dick. My Dad's name was Dick. You never know if someone's being sarcastic.
"Good job, Dick." Huh? :question: Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: Rev. Powell on July 29, 2021, 09:38:05 AM Dick. My Dad's name was Dick. You never know if someone's being sarcastic. "Good job, Dick." Huh? :question: I had a friend named "Peter Bender," which other people thought was funny. The college team I rooted for once recruited a player named "Peter Jurkin," which made some folks snicker. Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: RCMerchant on July 29, 2021, 09:43:09 AM ^ Peter Jurkin. If I was drinking something and some guy told me his name was Peter Jurkin I would spit liquid out my nose and mouth at the same time! :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: claws on July 29, 2021, 10:05:39 AM When I was a kid we used to make prank calls to a family. Their last name was Fick, which means f**k here in German. They would always answer the phone with "Fick!" which to us back then was hilarious.
Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: RCMerchant on July 29, 2021, 10:28:56 AM Adolf.
Whenever someone hears "Adolf" they think "Hitler"! Which gives me an excuse to post a Hitler gif! (https://i.imgur.com/aRRvrjW.gif) (https://lunapic.com) Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: claws on July 29, 2021, 11:30:48 AM Me mentioning Germany made you post Hitler gif? :buggedout:
Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: RCMerchant on July 29, 2021, 12:08:31 PM Me mentioning Germany made you post Hitler gif? :buggedout: No. I need no reason or ryhme to post a Hitler gif. I just do it because I'm a warped person, I reckon. Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: LilCerberus on July 29, 2021, 01:09:03 PM Gay, or Gaye, especially after the Lance Hindt scandal....
Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: Allhallowsday on July 29, 2021, 05:16:55 PM Me mentioning Germany made you post Hitler gif? :buggedout: He is cool; he thought of the name "Adolf" and I wouldn't want that name... Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: pacman000 on July 30, 2021, 10:30:37 PM Schmidt
Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: RCMerchant on July 31, 2021, 07:04:19 AM ^ Hey! That's Tiana's last name.
Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: Alex on July 31, 2021, 07:53:17 AM (https://i.imgur.com/Y24s5rG.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: LilCerberus on July 31, 2021, 11:20:43 AM ^Lipschitz, even if there is a famous mathematician by that name....^
Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: Allhallowsday on July 31, 2021, 03:15:35 PM (https://i.imgur.com/Y24s5rG.jpg) But no Roland Schitt... or Mora Schitt... Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: RCMerchant on July 31, 2021, 04:38:36 PM The Beaver. Or Lumpy.
Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: bob on July 31, 2021, 04:40:57 PM Adolf for reasons Ronny pointed out earlier
Title: Re: I'm glad my name isn't... Post by: chainsaw midget on August 02, 2021, 08:56:41 PM Schmidt Especially if the rest of your name is John Jacob Jingleheimer. |