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Title: William Shatner went to space on the giant rocket shaped like a...
Post by: sprite75 on October 13, 2021, 12:23:43 PM
...PENIS!  The (https://jezebel.com/star-treks-william-shatner-really-just-went-to-space-on-1847854745) male reproductive organ!  Also called a schlong, a tallywhacker, a....

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Anytime I think there’s a chance we’re not living in a simulation, something happens to blow that out of the water. Today, it was 90-year-old Star Trek actor and Priceline “negotiator” William Shatner going to actual space.

The nonagenarian, who many fellow olds remember as Captain James T. Kirk from both the Star Trek films and TV series, became the oldest person to go into space on Wednesday when he boarded Amazon founder Jeff Bezos’ dick-shaped rocket for a 10-minute flight.


Title: Re: William Shatner went to space on the giant rocket shaped like a...
Post by: Trevor on October 13, 2021, 01:59:50 PM
I believe he cried when he got out of the landing craft.


Title: Re: William Shatner went to space on the giant rocket shaped like a...
Post by: RCMerchant on October 14, 2021, 09:00:58 AM
I'm glad he got to go.  :cheers:
Bless his heart.

(https://i.imgur.com/JxuiRok.gif) (https://lunapic.com)


Title: Re: William Shatner went to space on the giant rocket shaped like a...
Post by: Trevor on October 14, 2021, 09:53:00 AM
I'm glad he got to go.  :cheers:
Bless his heart.

(https://i.imgur.com/JxuiRok.gif) (https://lunapic.com)

Me too but Sprite is right: that Jeff Bezos ship does look like a you know what.  :wink:


Title: Re: William Shatner went to space on the giant rocket shaped like a...
Post by: RCMerchant on October 14, 2021, 10:02:40 AM
I don't care if it was fired off by Dr. Frankenstein.
Capt. Kirk went to space.
As far as it being shaped like a dick- it could be shaped like a large intestine!


Title: Re: William Shatner went to space on the giant rocket shaped like a...
Post by: LilCerberus on October 14, 2021, 01:20:36 PM
I don't care if it was fired off by Dr. Frankenstein.
Capt. Kirk went to space.
As far as it being shaped like a dick- it could be shaped like a large intestine!

^That!^


Title: Re: William Shatner went to space on the giant rocket shaped like a...
Post by: bob on October 14, 2021, 04:24:06 PM
this is one of those instances when life imitates art


Title: Re: William Shatner went to space on the giant rocket shaped like a...
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 15, 2021, 12:56:26 PM
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/e1dc0162406d7b64a8de41ba85cffab44e480eaa1216674d66c41cb2d8beb05d_1.jpg)


Title: Re: William Shatner went to space on the giant rocket shaped like a...
Post by: ralfy on October 10, 2022, 09:54:06 PM
"William Shatner: My Trip to Space Filled Me With ‘Overwhelming Sadness’ (EXCLUSIVE)"

https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/william-shatner-space-boldly-go-excerpt-1235395113/

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I continued my self-guided tour and turned my head to face the other direction, to stare into space. I love the mystery of the universe. I love all the questions that have come to us over thousands of years of exploration and hypotheses. Stars exploding years ago, their light traveling to us years later; black holes absorbing energy; satellites showing us entire galaxies in areas thought to be devoid of matter entirely… all of that has thrilled me for years… but when I looked in the opposite direction, into space, there was no mystery, no majestic awe to behold . . . all I saw was death.