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Title: The 12 Turkeys of Christmas Post by: Rev. Powell on December 19, 2021, 11:55:52 AM You don't have to rhyme, or even follow the format. Let's just determine the 12 worst Christmas movies of all time.
On the first day of Christmas, this jerkwad gave to me: "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny." (https://i1.wp.com/366weirdmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/santa_and_the_ice_cream_bunny.jpg?resize=450%2C338) Title: Re: The 12 Turkeys of Christmas Post by: RCMerchant on December 19, 2021, 12:44:52 PM ^ "Christ wept."
On the second day of Christmas, some moron gave to me "the Magic Christmas Tree"! (https://i.imgur.com/T0I8bIt.jpg) (https://lunapic.com) Title: Re: The 12 Turkeys of Christmas Post by: LilCerberus on December 19, 2021, 02:06:12 PM http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/ (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/)
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santaclaus/ (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santaclaus/) http://www.badmovies.org/movies/babestoyland/ (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/babestoyland/) Title: Re: The 12 Turkeys of Christmas Post by: RCMerchant on December 19, 2021, 02:16:25 PM ^ Well, thank you for linking 3 movies and not writing anything. :bluesad:
Title: Re: The 12 Turkeys of Christmas Post by: Allhallowsday on December 19, 2021, 04:22:22 PM ^ Well, thank you for linking 3 movies and not writing anything. :bluesad: It's 3 links for me. If he mentioned SCROOGED (1988) he should; it's sh!t. The only good part is when CAROL KANE slaps BILL MURRAY around. Mean-spirited. :thumbdown: #3? (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a1/Scrooged_film_poster.JPG) Title: Re: The 12 Turkeys of Christmas Post by: LilCerberus on December 19, 2021, 04:26:23 PM ^ Well, thank you for linking 3 movies and not writing anything. :bluesad: Sorry though this was as another one of those list things & forgot to read the instructions.....AHEM! On the third day of Christmas, the grindhouse gave to meeeeeeeeee, One spaced out Santa One Latin Santa And a head injury induced hallucin-a-tion Title: Re: The 12 Turkeys of Christmas Post by: Rev. Powell on December 19, 2021, 05:24:39 PM You can still do it in song form if you like, but I'll list the 12 gad christmas movies here too:
1. SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY 2. THE MAGIC CHRISTMAS TREE 3. SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS 4. SANTA CLAUS (1959) 5. BABES IN TOYLAND (1986) 6?. SCROOGED Title: Re: The 12 Turkeys of Christma Post by: bob on December 19, 2021, 07:03:57 PM On the 4th day of Christmas, a truly sick and evil bastard sent me Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (2014)
1. SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY 2. THE MAGIC CHRISTMAS TREE 3. SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS 4. SANTA CLAUS (1959) 5. BABES IN TOYLAND (1986) 6?. SCROOGED 7 Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (2014) Title: Re: The 12 Turkeys of Christmas Post by: chainsaw midget on December 20, 2021, 01:04:31 AM On the ... somethingth day of Christmas the late night movie marathon showed to me ....
SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY THE MAGIC CHRISTMAS TREE SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS SANTA CLAUS from 1959 the 1986 version of BABES IN TOYLAND Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause but not Scrooged because that movie is awesome and I don't care what you say! (Now how many of you are actually singing this? Go ahead. Sing along.) Title: Re: The 12 Turkeys of Christmas Post by: Rev. Powell on December 20, 2021, 08:50:35 AM On the ninth day of Christmas the late night movie marathon showed to me ....
SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY THE MAGIC CHRISTMAS TREE SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS SANTA CLAUS from 1959 the 1986 version of BABES IN TOYLAND SCROOGED, even though someone liked it Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause and the STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL Title: Re: The 12 Turkeys of Christmas Post by: bob on December 20, 2021, 09:29:53 AM On the 10th day of of Christmas someone wished me Happy Life Day and forced me to watch
SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY THE MAGIC CHRISTMAS TREE SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS SANTA CLAUS from 1959 the 1986 version of BABES IN TOYLAND SCROOGED, even though someone liked it Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause the STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL and Jingle All the Way Title: Re: The 12 Turkeys of Christmas Post by: chainsaw midget on December 20, 2021, 07:22:16 PM On the 11th day of Christmas the remote was broke to my TV
so I had to watch SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY THE MAGIC CHRISTMAS TREE SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS SANTA CLAUS from 1959 the 1986 version of BABES IN TOYLAND SCROOGED, (which is still pretty awesome) Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause the STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL Jingle All the Way And both Home Alone 4 and 3. Title: Re: The 12 Turkeys of Christmas Post by: Trevor on December 21, 2021, 12:43:09 AM On the 12th day of Christmas someone who doesn't like me
Gave me Nukie and Space Mutiny on dee vee dee All wrapped up In an underpants covered Christmas tree :teddyr: Title: Re: The 12 Turkeys of Christmas Post by: Ted C on December 26, 2021, 07:19:11 PM In 1999, Patrick Stewart starred in a made-for-TV version of "A Christmas Carol", and it was mind-rendingly bad.
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