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This AI is designed to generate the start of a story out of two words/themes

so if we add 2 elements together we could get same crazy bad movies

https://narrative-device.herokuapp.com/createstory

The Wolf Man and cursed

Story:

When Rick arrived in town, he was determined to find a job and get out of the forest. He was surprised when the local paper advertised a position for a "Wolf Man". Rick applied and was interviewed by the owner of the circus, Mr. Hanlon. Rick was scared but hopeful. Mr. Hanlon offered him the job and Rick gratefully accepted. Rick was happy to be away from the forest and the wolf that had followed him there. But Rick didn't know that the wolf was actually Mr. Hanlon's pet, and that the job was just a way to get close to Rick.

catalepsy + hemorrhoidal

"Annabelle had always been fascinated by cats. She loved their playful attitudes and how they seemed to know just how to move to get what they wanted. But what she found even more fascinating was the way their eyes would stay closed, as if they were in a trance. Annabelle had always been intrigued by this phenomenon, and decided to ask her grandmother about it. Her grandmother told her that it was called catalepsy, and that it was a result of a Hemorrhoidal attack. Annabelle was amazed at how her grandmother could remember all the details about her attack, and was even more fascinated by the way that the cat's eyes stayed closed."


I generated a few stories, but not always the words you choose are there. With "catalepsy" I get more results, and a lot of the stories repeat the idea of a sudden paralysis or feeling paralyzed.

teeth and time travel

When Sarah's baby teeth fell out, she was sad, but she was also excited. She was going to have new teeth! She waited eagerly for her first tooth to come in, but it didn't. Two more weeks went by and her tooth still hadn't come in. She started to get worried. Had something happened to it in the mail? She called the tooth doctor, but they couldn't find her tooth. Sarah was starting to get scared. Then she remembered that her tooth had fallen out in two weeks. It must have gone to the mail! She called the post office and they said they hadn't received anything with her tooth in it. Sarah was relieved. She had just forgotten all about it.

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Dracula
Cheerleaders

 The girls in the cheerleading squad were excited for their game against Dracula's team. They knew they could beat them if they worked together. But, as the game began, they quickly realized that they were in over their heads. Dracula was a powerful vampire and the cheerleaders were just normal girls.


Oddly enough, I entered superhero and pizza and just got a description of Spider-man. 

When it comes to superheroes, there's always one man that stands out. His name is Peter Parker, and he's a teenage web-slinger with amazing superpowers. But what makes Peter Parker so special is that he's not unique. There are thousands of superheroes out there, all with their own unique powers and abilities. But what makes Peter Parker so special is that he's just like us. He's a regular guy with regular problems.

giraffe + vodka

There's something incredibly majestic about giraffes. They're tall and graceful, and they move with such ease. Watching one wander across a field, its long neck stretched out, is an awe-inspiring experience. And, of course, there's nothing like a good vodka martini to complete the experience. Watching a giraffe drink from a vodka bottle is a hilarious sight, and it's always a delight to see one fall asleep after downing one.

Now that's a commercial

Trevor + Underpants


 :buggedout: +  :teddyr: :teddyr:

Santa and blood

Every child in the town of North Pole, Alaska, knows the story of Santa. They've heard the jingling of the bells on his sleigh, seen the reindeer pull his sleigh, and most importantly, they've seen the presents he brings them on Christmas morning. But for one little girl, the story of Santa is a little different. She knows about the blood that stains the snow on Christmas Eve, and she knows that Santa isn't just a storyteller.

Dracula and hunting

To many people, Dracula is the stuff of nightmares. But to others, he is a source of fascination and adventure. Some even consider him a hero, for he has fought against injustice and evil throughout history. Some people love to hunt down vampires, hoping to capture one and bring it to justice. Others enjoy reading about or watching vampire stories, learning about the history and lore of this mysterious and often feared species.

cigarettes + zombies

In the days after the zombie apocalypse, there was plenty of fear and panic. But one thing people seemed to forget was that cigarettes were still a threat. Even though people were trying to avoid zombies, they still risked being bitten by a smoker.

dinosaurs and zombies

The sky was dark, heavy with the promise of a storm. But even in the gloom, one could see the outlines of the mountains, sharp and black against the sky. It was a beautiful evening, and the dinosaurs were out in force, basking in the warm sunshine. But something was different. The dinosaurs were restless, their movements jerky and their eyes wide. They didn't seem to be enjoying themselves the way they usually did. Then, without warning, one of the dinosaurs began to shamble towards a nearby bush. Moments later, its skeleton was revealed, the flesh rotting away from its bones. The other dinosaurs began to follow, their eyes wild with fear. Soon there was a line of corpses stretching across the path, and the mood in the park turned dark and foreboding.

Pretty underwhelming, I'd say. Going for the classics I put in 'weasels' and 'ripped' and got

There were two weasels in the forest. One was always stealing food from the other. One day, the other weasel caught the first weasel and ripped it apart.

combine harvester
+
decapitation


I feel like an important element of my story has been omitted there?  :question:

I put in Dawn and Dead and I got this

"The sun slowly rose, its light filtering through the trees and casting a warm glow over the graves. The morning birds chirped and the squirrels busied themselves with their morning routines. The only sound was the occasional crunch of the leaves underfoot."

Almost like the start of a Disney movie.

Seems to me they left out the decapitation.  :teddyr:

I tried Killer and Monkey. It asked me to 'Please generate again'.

^ But if you choose 'superhero' and 'decapitation' you get for example:

"In the city of Metropolis, there are two superheroes, Superman and Batman. They fight crime together, and sometimes, when their battles get too dangerous, they need to take out their enemies quickly and decisively. But one day, something different happened. Superman and Batman fought each other to a standstill. Neither could seem to land a single hit. In the end, they resorted to using their powers to decapitate their opponents."

monkey and salsa

Invisible to the naked eye, a small monkey clung to the trunk of a palm tree, its long, black hair whipping in the wind. Its brown eyes scanned the empty landscape, searching for anything that might give it a clue as to where it was. Suddenly, it saw something moving in the distance. It was a small, red salsa, and it was heading straight for the monkey.

Jesus and zombie


In the days after the zombie apocalypse, the world was a very different place. The undead walked the earth, and humanity was on the brink of extinction. But there was one group of people who seemed to be doing well – the Christians. They claimed to have a savior named Jesus, and they were preaching his message of love and forgiveness. Many people believed in Jesus, and because of that, the Christian population grew exponentially. But then something happened that changed the course of history. A group of zombies stumbled upon a church, and because of that, the entire Christian population was killed. Now, years after the apocalypse, the church is still standing, and the zombies are still coming.

bloody censors!

Dinosaurs  + Motorcycle gang

The bike gang was always watching the dinosaurs. They knew that the big, lanky creatures would someday come down to the Earth and take over. And they were right. The dinosaurs came. The bike gang was able to fight back. They killed the dinosaurs and took their place as the dominant force on Earth.

Frankenstein and turnips

Frankenstein was a monster created by a mad scientist named Charles Westinghouse. The mad scientist made the monster out of a piece of turnip skin and other vegetables. The monster was very angry and wanted to kill everyone.

zombies and arctic

A group of zombies were killing people in the frozen tundra. The survivors were fighting to survive in a world where the zombies ruled.

Kung-Fu and Cyborgs

In the old days, kung-fu was all about strength and power. But now, with the arrival of cyborgs, the art of kung-fu has been reborn. For those who can control their cybernetically enhanced bodies, the old ways of fighting are no longer enough. They must learn to use their cybernetic enhancements to their full potential and face the challenges of the world head on.

Penguins and Zombie

In the dark of night, a loud clanking noise could be heard coming from the penguin cages. Some of the birds were frightened and started to squawk, but the majority of them just looked around curiously. Suddenly, a large, green zombie came out from one of the cages and started to walk towards the penguins. The birds were scared and started to run away, but the zombie just kept walking.



It is not trying very hard, is it?

tornado and zombies

The tornado ripped through the small town, leaving behind destroyed homes, shredded clothing, and toppled trees. The zombies had been caught unawares, and were now attacking anyone and everything they could find.


aliens and Nazi

As the plane prepared to land on the runway, the aliens were announced. They were large and green, with huge eyes. They were the mostominous creatures that had ever been seen on Earth. The Nazis were scared, but the aliens were just strange.


pigs and space

The pig named Bob looked out the window at the cows on the other side of the field. He was disgusted with the way they were grazing and decided to go outside to milk them. As he got closer, he saw a spaceship cruising in space. He was excited to see it and ran to the door to get a closer look.

Donald, Covid


 :question:

Tom Hanks, Illuminati

Thing and Outer Space

In the small hours of the morning, a small, insignificant object was moving in space. It was small enough to be mistaken for a rock, but it was moving. It was moving faster than the rocks that littered the ground, and it was moving faster than the stars that were shining above it.

Cat women and Moon

While the cat women chattered and sewed, the moon shared a stories with the stars. It was a night of contemplation, of reflection on the beauty of the universe and on the power of love.

Manson and Pie.

"A young woman named Sharon was walking through the city when she saw a billboard that caught her eye. It read, "Manson is coming to town." She was curious and decided to go window shopping with her friend. When they got back, Sharon's friend showed her a pie that had been made in tribute to the Manson family. Sharon was horrified and decided to throw the pie in the trash."

What?

Queen Elizabeth, Breakdancing

Gila Monster + Salad Dressing

Gila Monster is a big, scary creature that lives in the desert. One day, a group of people were out exploring the desert when they came across a big, scary creature called a Gila Monster. The Gila Monster was so big and scary, that the people were scared and ran away. The Gila Monster chased after the people, and it was so big and scary, that it was almost impossible to get away. The Gila Monster was so big and scary, that the people didn't have any way of getting away. The Gila Monster ate all of the people, and the people's bodies were left in the desert.

donkey and covid

It was a hot day, and the sun was shining. The donkey was walking along the path, feeling happy and content.Suddenly, he heard a voice behind him. It was a voice that seemed to be from out of nowhere. "Hey there, donkey! How are you doing today?" The donkey didn't answer, but he knew that the voice was from a Covid. Covid were a type of insect that lived in the leaves of trees. They were small, but they had sharp claws and they could fly. "Hello, Covid! I'm glad to see you!" The Covid didn't seem to be scared, but he did look a little scared. "What's wrong, donkey?" "I don't know. I feel like I'm being watched."

Satan and Betty White

"Betty White was at her wit's end. She had been trying to get a job for months, but no one would hire her because she was too old. She was so discouraged, she decided to go to Satan. Betty approached him and asked him to help her get a job. Satan took Betty to a job interview and told her that she would be able to get a job because she was smart and beautiful. Betty was so happy, she went to work the next day."

Well, that had a happy ending!  :smile:

Bride and Gorilla

The bride looked down at the gorilla on her arm and smiled. It was the most perfect gift she could have asked for, and she couldn't wait to see the gorilla's reaction.

Creature and Black Lagoon

The black lagoon was a place that no one wanted to be. With its dark waters and fearsome creatures, it was a place where no one wanted to be found. But for one young boy, it was his destiny. He had always been fascinated by the creatures that lived in the lagoon, and because he could not find a place to live in his city, he decided to follow their example and live in the lagoon. He was a scared and lonely boy, but he was happy living in the lagoon.



I am beginning to feel this is secretly sponsored by Hallmark.

Most likely. It refuses to create stories, at least for me, when I try to use "Jeffrey Dahmer" or "Pedophile"

I guess this AI has its limits.

Werwolf, Jesus


The PhD student who created this AI needs to check his spelling.

babies and vampires

There was a baby vampire. He was small and weak and scared, but he was also curious. He would watch the other vampires and their children play, and he would feel a sudden, intense desire to be one of them.

Big Foot and Mars

Big Foot was the most impressive creature that ever lived. He was so big that he could dwarf even the tallest trees. He had four long, sharp claws that could cut through any kind of meat. His huge, green body was covered in thick, bushy hair. He was also the most powerful creature that ever lived.

Big Food and alien

There was a big, hairy creature living in the woods. People called it Big Foot, and they were right. Big Foot was really big. It was taller than any man, and its feet were gigantic. People thought it was an alien, and they were right. Big Foot had come from another planet, and it had big, green feet.

ghosts and lasers

The ghosts of the past haunt the small town of Snowflake. The town's only light is the lighthouse, which is now a memorial to the dead. The ghosts of the town use the lighthouse as a place to rest, and often come to the building to watch the students play in the courtyard. One night, a group of students were playing in the courtyard when they heard a loud scream. They immediately ran to the lighthouse to find a girl who had been killed by a laser.

Phantom and opera

When I was a young boy, I lovedOpera. I would watch it on television and then go to the opera house to watch the performances. I would always get excited when the opera company would come to town and I would be able to meet the opera singers.

Whiskey and Moe Howard-

"Whiskey was my favorite drink. I loved its taste, the way it made me feel, and the way it made me feel better. Moe Howard was my favorite character. He was always making jokes, and he was always so happy."

Well, the first part is true!
But I don't think Moe was always so happy. I mean, he was f**king Moe!

(https://i.imgur.com/DSokWCI.gif) (https://lunapic.com)

Dracula and dancing

When Count Dracula moved into his new home, he had no idea that he'd one day be faced with the challenge of dancing with the undead. It was a challenge that he was unable to decline, as it would be his new way of life. But even in his weakened state, Dracula was able to keep up with the latest fashion trends, and soon enough, he had a following of dance lovers who would follow him anywhere he went.

Queen and Outer Space gives you

Queen Elizabeth II of England is the reigning monarch of the United Kingdom and its five Overseas Territories. She is also the head of the Anglican Church, the predecessor of the Catholic Church. The queen is the mother of the country's current head of state, Prince Philip, and the couple have been married for over sixty years. Queen Elizabeth is a popular figure in the United Kingdom, and her country is known for its polite and well-bred society. She is also considered a powerful and influential figure in the world. Her coronation in 1953 was the first time a female monarch had ever been crowned in England.

Ouate de phoque?

Captain America and mice

"Steve Rogers had always been a bit of a rascal. He was always up to something, no matter what the consequences. That was certainly true when it came to mice. Rogers had a practice of trapping them in his office, and then eating them. It was a satisfying way to waste time, and he always had a large supply of Mouse food on hand."

Oh, that rascal!  :bouncegiggle:

witches and zombies

When the zombies started coming, the witches didn't know what to do. They had never seen anything like it, and they didn't know how to fight. They were outnumbered and outgunned, and they didn't have the strength or the magic to fight them off. But the witches did have the power of the moon. They could call on the power of the moon to help them fight off the zombies. And when the zombies started focusing on the witches, they stopped coming.

Jesus and Dracula

"Jesus was a miracle worker. He healed the sick and raised the dead. But as the years went by, people began to forget what he had done. They instead thought of him as a monster. Dracula, on the other hand, saw Jesus as a symbol of the same power that he himself had. So Dracula began to hunt down and kill disciples of Jesus, hoping to convert them to his cause."

Well, wasn't that a happy story, kids?  :smile:

Curse and Mummy

My parents always warned me about the curse that followed me. They said it would follow me wherever I went, and that no one could help me break free from it. But I didn't listen. I was determined to find a way to break free from the curse, and I was determined to find the mummy. I spent years looking, but I never found the mummy. Eventually, the curse caught up to me and I died. But my curse has left me with a deep affection for the mummy. I love her because she is the only thing that has ever made me feel alive.

Finally!

Marilyn Monroe, Frankenstein



Are they implying people cooked food in a refrigerator after it was invented?


Meaning, MM didn't cook in the fire. Gotcha.


There weren't many options, or was she secretly a chef?


How so? Did she cook in the nude?

What about Frankenstein?

Justin Bieber, green eggs


:shruggs:

Dolls and Doom

In the toy section of the store, dolls were all the rage. children love to collect dolls, and adults love to find ornaments for them. But as much as people love dolls, they also know that dolls can be dangerous. Sometimes, dolls can be dangerous because they are made to be played with. Sometimes, dolls can be dangerous because they can be taken without permission. And sometimes, dolls can be dangerous because they can be used to communicate with the dead.

^ That one is spooky.   :buggedout:


evil and dog food

"The dog food was bad. It was sour and greasy and made his stomach hurt. But the evil thing was that it was for a dog. And the dog loved it."

So don't feed it to him, a***ole!

This short tale describes McDonald's food.

"killer" and "boyfriend"

"Anna was walking home from work one day when she saw a man walking down the street. She quickly ran to her house, locked the door, and called the police. The man, who she later identified as her boyfriend, was already dead."

Did you know you can try the same words again to generate another one?

"Kate's boyfriend was the killer. She knew it from the beginning. He was the one who killed her best friend and then tried to kill her herself. She was left with a choice- she could run from him or face him head on."

evil + fart

Just as the dark Hours were drawing near, the most wicked of demons discovered a loophole in the laws of nature. They began to fart, the very gas that created life and breath. With each fart, they became more powerful, and soon they were a force to be reckoned with. The earth was in fear, for the evil demons had created an abyss of gas that would consume everything in its way.

Cheese burger, Frankenstein

Frankenstein had always been a bit of a weirdo. Even as a child, he had an interest in science and the strange, which only grew as he got older. One day, he decided to try and make his own Frankenstein's Monster. He took a white cheese burger and put it into a saucepan with some garlic and onion. After a few minutes, he had a monster that looked a lot like himself, but with a different name. Frankenstein was happy with his new creation and decided to name him Frank.

eye ball and poop

The ball was so big and round, it was hard to see it at first. But then, as soon as she focused her eyes, she saw it. It was a big, green poop ball. She giggled, and tried to grab it, but it was too big. She started to throw it, but it kept getting bigger and bigger. Finally, she managed to get it, and threw it as far as she could. It sailed through the air and hit the ground with a loud thud.

Now there is idea worth filming. Someone pitch this to Lloyd Kaufman.

Led Zeppelin and chicken liver

"After the death of their father, the Zepplin brothers were left to fend for themselves in an agricultural town in upstate New York. With no one to help them, the Zepplins turned to chicken livers in order to survive. The Zepplins were successful in making a living off their catch, but they were always mindful of their father's wishes. They would always cook their chicken livers in a way that would make them taste as good as possible."


"-off their catch-"
Huh? You have to catch chicken livers?

eggs and lava

Lava bubbled and boiled in the oven, and eggs boiled in the pan. The eggs were cooked to perfection, and the cook, a woman named Sarah, was so happy with them that she decided to put them in a basket and take them to the refrigerator.

Superheroes and cannibalism

Superheroes have become a familiar sight in the city, but one particular superhero is known for his cannibalism. This particular superhero is known as the Masked Avenger and his cannibalism is a result of his need to save the city from disaster.

flute and zombies

The flute played jurisdictional lullabies to the zombies as they shuffled through the forest. It was a soothing melody, one that the zombies found soothing in their state of mind. However, the melody didn't last long as one of the zombies caught sight of the flute and started to sing along. The melody was soon joined by the others as they all took up the song. It was a lullaby to the zombies, one that they found comfort in.

 ^ What on this bloodstained dirtball in space is "jurisdictional lullabies"?  :bouncegiggle:

Suzie Creamcheese and gestapo

"Suzie Creamcheese had a bad day. She was working on her project, and then her project was interrupted by her Gestapo boss, who told her she was not allowed to work on her project any longer. Suzie was frightened, but she knew she had to keep going. She was determined to finish her project, and to show her Gestapo boss that she was not afraid. Suzie worked hard, and when her project was finished, she showed her Gestapo boss her project. She was proud of herself, and she knew that she had shown her Gestapo boss that she was not afraid."

How inspiring and life affirming!

donuts, Elvis Presley


ballerina, chainsaw

Frankenstein and plants

Frankenstein was born in 1892, one of the most infamous monsters of all time. He was a Creature from the Black Lagoon, a half-man, half-animal creature that scientists couldn't control. But even with his terrible looks and his powers, Frankenstein had a heart of gold. He loved to help people, and he was always trying to find a way to make them happy.

It also makes a difference which term you put first

Bride & Gorilla
The bride was nervous. She had never been on a plane before, let alone been on a plane with a gorilla. But she was also excited. She had always wanted to be with this big, strong gorilla and now she was finally going to be able to.

Gorilla  & Bride
The gorilla looked at the bride with interest. She was a beautiful woman, with long, dark hair that cascaded down her back. She was also clad in a beautiful dress. The gorilla was curious, and he wanted to know what made her so special. The bride answered him, and it was clear that she was not just a average woman. She was a gorilla, and she loved being a bride.

Queen & Outer Space
Queen Elizabeth II and her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, were on a visit to the United States when they were taken to see the Large Hadron Collider. The Queen was so impressed with the Collider that she ordered her husband to take her to see it again.

Outer Space & Queen
In outer space, there are many different types of stars and planets. Some are very large, others are very small. Some of the planets are very cold, others are very hot. Some of the stars are very bright, others are very dark. Queen was one of the very bright stars. She was very large, much larger than any of the other stars. Her surface was very smooth, and her atmosphere was very thick. Her temperature was very high, much higher than any of the other stars. But, like all other stars, Queen had a certain mission. She was always looking for new planets to explore. She was always looking for new ways to help people.

ark and moon

A small ark was packed with all the animals and plants that the humans had collected from all over the world. The humans had also taken some of the animals and plants that the dinosaurs had killed. The ark was ready to go.

steaks and squid

After a long day of work, John was looking forward to his nightly steak dinner at the restaurant where he worked. He had always enjoyed the taste of fresh, delicious seafood, and he knew that the squid would be delicious. As he walked into the restaurant, he could smell the grill cooking the squid. He could also hear the laughter of the other customers. John walked up to the counter and asked the waitress for a steak. The waitress was surprised that John had asked for a steak. She told him that the squid was the specialty of the restaurant. John was happy to hear that and decided to order a steak. When the steak came, John was surprised to find that it was a huge piece of meat. He was also happy to find out that it was cooked to perfection. The steak was delicious, and John was full after eating it. He would definitely be back to enjoy his delicious squid dinner at the restaurant.

Alien and puke

"The alien looked at the human with a mixture of confusion and disgust. The human's eyes were wide open and staring straight ahead, but his mouth was hanging open in a puke-like position. The alien had never seen something like this before and felt a sudden interest in studying the human's body."

That first line says it all.

bat and sexy babes

Story:

As bat speed increased, the girl below began to squirm. She didn't want to be caught in the act, but she knew that she couldn't back down. With each flap of her wings, she created a loud 'ping' sound that echoed throughout the dark. Finally, her pursuer was close enough that she could feel the heat of his face, the smell of his cologne, and the texture of his hair. She took a quick, deep breath and then let loose with a loud scream.

^  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:

Undead, Will Smith


Virus, Tarzan


Voodoo, Meryl Streep

South African + underpants  :buggedout: :buggedout:


 :question: :question: :question:

Mice and Men

Mice were always the favorite animals of the men. They were so small, and they could move so fast. They were also the most curious creatures. The men would take them for walks and show them everything that was happening in the village. The mice would always be the first to understand.

Men & Mice

Mrs. Kipperbottom felt a sudden, sharp pain in her stomach and knew that she was going to have a baby. She was excited and scared all at the same time. She didn't know if she could handle the responsibility of being a mother and she didn't know if her mouse husband, Jack, would be able to take care of a baby on his own.


Mrs. Kipperbottom :question: :question: :question:

underwear and Trevor

Trevor had been looking for a new pair of underwear for a while now, but he just couldn't seem to find any that he liked. He had a few favorites, but they just didn't do it for him. He was about to give up when he stumbled upon a pair of underwear that he had never even heard of before. They were called "Underwear by Trevor". He decided to give them a try and was really impressed. They were really comfortable and looked great. He was so happy with them that he decided to buy them.

bulls and bombs

The townsfolk of Bullfrog had always been afraid of Bombs. Even before the bombs started raining down from the sky, they knew that something was wrong. But they couldn't figure out what it was.

frogs and explode

When the frog brothers were little, they loved exploring the wetlands near their home. They would hop and scramble among the rushes and moss, trying to find the most interesting creatures to see. One day, they came across an exploding frog. The frog had been hit by a rock and was starting to explode. The brothers were horrified and excited to see the frog exploding. They were also terrified that they might have caused the frog to explode.

Batman and Spinach

One day, while Gotham was in a state of upheaval, the Batman emerged from hisstudio to find a large spinach plant flourishing in the garden. He was envious of theattractive plant, but decided to eat some of the spinach to show his critics that he was still a powerful and effective superhero.

punk rock, strawberries

 ^The smell of strawberry jam???  :question:

Sparkle Pony & Necromonicon.

Apple Jack had always been an outsider - a pegasi pony who was never good enough for the other horses, or the humans. But when she finally makes it to Canterlot, she finds that the world has other plans for her. The humans are in love with Sparkle Pony, a filly with the brightest green eyes anyone has ever seen. And the other horses? They're all in love with the Necronomicon, the strange book that tells the stories of the dead. Apple Jack is horrified to find out that the book is a tool of evil, and she fights against the humans and the horses to keep the Necronomicon from being used to harm the world.

^Now there's a cartoon for the kids!  :thumbup:

Guts and Larry Fine

"Larry Fine is a tough guy. He's not afraid to fight for what he believes in, and he's not afraid to take risks. That's why he was so surprised when he decided to take on the fight with the man who ruined his life."

In real life, Larry was a boxer before he was a stooge!  :buggedout:

vegan, zombie

LMAO  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

whales and Torgo

The whales were huge, their color a deep blue. Torgo was their captain and he led them in the hunt for the seals. The whales were huge, their color a deep blue. Torgo was their captain and he led them in the hunt for the seals.

dancing and underwear

Dancing was always one of my favorite things to do. I loved the way it made my body feel, the way it made my heart race. I loved the way it made me feel when I was with someone I loved. But today, something was different. Something was wrong. I could feel my heart racing, and my body was tingling, but I couldn't feel my feet. I didn't have any underwear on. I looked down, and there was nothing there. I was sure I had put them on when I left the house, but now they were gone. I had no way of telling if I had danced all day, or if I had just lost them. I didn't know what to do.

ballet and zombie

The ballet teacher had always warned them about the zombies. But even she didn't know what to make of them. They moved like the dead, and their eyes were bright and empty. They looked like the things that haunted movies and books. But the teachers had been taught to believe in the stories, to believe that the zombies were only a figment of imagination. And so they didn't pay attention when the zombies started walking towards them.

coffin and ducks

Sarah was feeling down about her job and the economy when she decided to go buy a duck for her son. She got a great price on a duck that was in a coffin. Sarah was surprised by how beautiful the duck was and how happy she was to have found it.

witches and camel

The witch was a beautiful woman, with long, golden hair that cascaded down her back. She was also a witch, and she knew all about camel. She had seen camel in the market, and she knew that it was a very strange animal. She knew that it was not meant to be eaten, and she knew that it was not meant to be ridden. She knew that it was something special, and she knew that it was something that should not be taken lightly.

witchcraft, Michael Jackson


abortion, Disney


twitter, Werwolf

base and moon

The moon was new to the Solar System, and it felt strange to be on it. The planets and moons had been around for centuries, and the sun had been around for thousands of years. But the moon was different. It was new, and it was strange.

moon and base

The moon is a beautiful, bright object in the sky. Some people think it's a cool place to go on vacations, while others think it's a place where people can be killed. No one really knows for sure.

Powertool & Mickey Mouse.

The powertool was a sizable, intimidating piece of equipment. It was perched on the workbench like a giant, metal claw, its long, sharp edges a menacing sight. But it wasn't just the tool itself that was intimidating. The person wielding it was. Mickey Mouse.

zebra and killer tree

Zebra and her brother, Mango, had been playing in the forest for hours when they came across a Killer Tree. The tree was huge, with a long, sharp bark. Zebra was hesitant to try and climb up its trunk, but her brother urged her to do it. Zebra was hesitant, but her brother was persistent. Finally, Zebra gave in and climbed up the tree. Once she was up, she couldn't get down. The tree began to chop at her clothes, so Zebra started to scream. But then she saw the tree's eyes. The eyes of the Killer Tree were black and terrible.

crocodile, O.J. Simpson


Ewok, Hulk Hogan

Pigs and Space

Jenny was the last pig on the farm. She was the smallest and most feeble. But she was the most special pig. She was the only pig who could go to space. The other pigs didn't believe in space. They said that it was only a place for animals to be put in. But Jenny was different. She believed in space. She said that it was a place where you could go and see the stars. So the other pigs decided to put her in a crate in the barn. They didn't want her to go to space. But Jenny was determined. She wanted to see the stars. She was so determined that she started to cry. But eventually, she got over her concern and started to run around the barn. She was so happy that she didn't even care that the other pigs were laughing at her.She was just happy to be going to space.

Space and Pigs

The space between the galaxies was vast. It was so vast, in fact, that it was almost impossible to see. But John could see it, all the way to the edge of the universe. He could see the vast expanse of nothing, and he could see the vast, black void that was the place where the galaxies met.

A marked lack of pigs in the second, unless John is a pig.

I randomly wondered who would win in a fight between Jason Vorhees and the Terminator.

Jason was the last thing on his mind as he walked into the school, but he found himself face to face with Terminator. The Terminator was ready for him, and Jason knew it. He tried to run, but the Terminator was too fast. It grabbed him by the hair and yanked him close. Jason cried out, but it only served to make the Terminator stronger. It finally let go of him and he staggered back, gasping for breath. It was then that Jason realized he was unarmed. He had no hope of beating the Terminator if he was unarmed. He turned and ran the other way, but the Terminator was after him. It was faster than him, and Jason didn't have a chance.

nutella, King Kong


Burger King, devil


flying, David Hasselhoff

Batman and Onion

Bruce Wayne was in his Batcave, getting ready for another night of crimefighting. He had just put on his costume and was about to head out when he heard a voice in his head. "Onion," the voice said. "You need to eat an onion tonight." Wayne was confused, but he decided to follow the voice's advice. He went to the grocery store and bought an onion. When he got back to the Batcave, he cut the onion and ate it. Suddenly, he felt a surge of energy. He felt stronger and more powerful than ever. He knew he could take on any villain that came his way. He headed out into the night, ready to fight crime and protect the people of Gotham City.

Yes, that would scare the sh!t out of me.

Killer and Tomatoes

The tomatoes were ready. Martha was going to have her first killer tomato dish. She had been working on it for weeks, and it was finally going to be perfect. She had used the best tomatoes, the freshest ingredients, and she had put extra seasoning in it, just the way she liked it.



Sticking with the classics again. I don't think the AI understood the assignment

Popcorn, Dracula


Lawnmower, Maniac


Piranha, Godzilla

the son of the son of Dracula and zombies

I got a few gems from this

The son of the son of Dracula, who was also the grandson of the son of the son of a vampire, was no stranger to horror. As a child, he had often been left alone at night, and had learned to be afraid of the dark. But when he turned eighteen and learned that he was actually the grandson of the most feared vampire in history, he began to worry about what would happen to him when he became a vampire himself. For years he tried to find a way to stop the transformation, but to no avail. One night, while he was out drinking with some friends, he was bitten by a vampire. As the blood entered his body, he felt a strange warmth spreading throughout his body. He knew that he had become a vampire, and that he would now have to obey the same rules as his ancestors.


There was a knock at the door. It was hardly surprising, given that it was Halloween and the town was crawling with ghosts and goblins. But who could it be this time? His father, the son of the son of Dracula? Or was it the zombie apocalypse? Either way, Jonathan wasn't going to answer the door. He was too busy carving his jack-o-lantern.

Sam was the son of the son of Dracula. He knew this because his mother always told him so and he had a pretty good idea of who his father was, too. He had never met his father, but he had heard a lot about him. He knew that he was a powerful vampire and that he could turn people into zombies. Sam was pretty excited about this because he had always been a bit of a scaredy-cat.


No one knows who or what Dracula's son is, but many believe that he is a powerful and deadly vampire himself. Rumors say that he's even worse than his father, and that he commands legions of zombie servants to do his bidding. If true, then he is one of the most feared and dangerous vampires in history.

AI not really trying

Cinnamon, Dolphin


Switchblade, Wizard of Oz


broken leg, Blueberry Pie

alien and ham

It was a dark and stormy night, and Johnny was feeling a little lost. He had just finished work, and was looking for a place to go for dinner when he saw a light in the distance. He decided to investigate, and soon discovered that the light was coming from a UFO. Johnny was excited to meet the aliens, but was a little scared of what they might do to him. He decided to go up to the cockpit and see if he could talk to the aliens. He was surprised when he found that they were just a couple of friendly hamsters. They invited him inside the ship, and he was soon enjoying a meal with the aliens.

It would seem that the AI thinks ham comes from hamsters