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Title: If you were on a dating site- Post by: RCMerchant on March 10, 2022, 07:13:23 AM - what would your profile read? :question: :question:
Mine would- ' Old man with old horror movie obsession. Listens to Slayer and jazz. Likes to cook, is not employed, and smokes more than a chimney. Not just cigarettes. I drink moderate to heavy, and I sleep in the same clothes many days with my dog' That about sums it up! Title: Re: If you were on a dating site- Post by: claws on March 10, 2022, 07:21:34 AM They don't read profiles, they look at pics and swipe if they don't like your pic
(https://m4v8q4z2.stackpathcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/giphy-1-2.gif) That said i'd put "swipe away" in my profile. They do have specific age group dating sites. Title: Re: If you were on a dating site- Post by: RCMerchant on March 10, 2022, 07:26:37 AM ^ I don't have a cell phone or a man bun, so I guess I'm sh!t out of luck!
Title: Re: If you were on a dating site- Post by: indianasmith on March 10, 2022, 09:03:45 AM The man "Indiana Jones" was based on seeks adventuring companion.
Title: Re: If you were on a dating site- Post by: Alex on March 10, 2022, 09:53:39 AM Hmm, Retiring/retired ex-soldier seeks a fun companion for wild adventures. Personal safety is not guaranteed on said adventures, but I do make a mean cheese on toast.
I did once register for a dating site while I was very, very drunk. The next day I had a load of replies, but I couldn't look at my own profile and see what the hell I'd written so I decided not to reply to any of them. Plus I may have been having a rare hangover. Title: Re: If you were on a dating site- Post by: Trevor on March 10, 2022, 12:18:47 PM Old guy in slightly used undies looking for mature person into same :buggedout:
Title: Re: If you were on a dating site- Post by: ER on March 10, 2022, 07:23:02 PM "I can make lasagna and know seven moves from the Kama Sutra."
If that didn't snare somebody I'd mention I've never had a cavity. Title: Re: If you were on a dating site- Post by: The Burgomaster on March 15, 2022, 08:59:56 AM Mine would be: "Insufferable, fat, ugly, cranky a***ole seeks charming, beautiful woman with a great personality."
Title: Re: If you were on a dating site- Post by: chefzombie on March 21, 2022, 01:32:10 AM 60 YO witch, not interested in sex or cuddling, smokes cigars in reefer in my home, watches trash tv and does NOT allow anyone touching the remote. i cook, you eat. my house, my rules. deal with it.
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