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Title: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Trevor on June 01, 2022, 10:34:26 AM
Bad guy: "This is the ugliest thing I've ever seen."
Trevor: "Try looking in the mirror next time."


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 01, 2022, 01:40:51 PM
"this place reminds me of my ex wifes ass: too big and too crazy"


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: ER on June 01, 2022, 05:41:19 PM
"Since you got that stigmata I'd rather you didn't make me a sandwich."


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: pacman000 on June 01, 2022, 11:01:53 PM
“Oh no! The corn husker is here!”


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: pacman000 on June 04, 2022, 02:56:17 PM
“Hey! Put down that radish! It’s radioactive! Everything here’s radioactive! Contaminated!”


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: zombie no.one on June 04, 2022, 04:19:52 PM
"Look over there...'Ye Olde Cursed Haunted Abandoned Lunatic Asylum'... that seems like a good place to take cover for the night."


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Trini on June 04, 2022, 09:52:31 PM
"I'm too drunk to fish and too wet to burn."


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on June 05, 2022, 02:19:05 PM
"It wasnt dead before.."


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: pacman000 on June 05, 2022, 08:08:47 PM
Help! Somethin’s goin’ down in tha diner, & it involves a monster!


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Alex on June 06, 2022, 04:51:18 AM
Of all of the things to demonically possess why the hell did they go with my spleen?


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Trini on June 06, 2022, 01:40:59 PM
"You whore!"


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: zombie no.one on June 07, 2022, 03:50:13 AM
"Professor, if my calculations into the origin of the universe are correct, the big bang probably occurred on a Tuesday."


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 07, 2022, 09:52:15 AM
"I matriculated at the University of Badass Motherf**kers, where I flunked out of the class in not kicking your ass!"


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: pacman000 on June 07, 2022, 06:19:13 PM
“Ouch! ...Ew! Gross!“

“What’s wrong?”

“Nothing. I just slipped on some slime.”


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: WingedSerpent on June 09, 2022, 06:52:04 PM
The Spidersaurus, Earth's most perfect predator, under MY command!


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: pacman000 on June 09, 2022, 07:02:23 PM
Was this really my doing, or was it all up to the blind winds of fate, pure chance? Or are the winds of fate truly blind? Perhaps, I was predestined to this terror, & if I was predestined, why should you punish me, seeing I had no choice in the matter? Then again, if I were predestined to be a mad scientist, & my predestined goals turned out to be for evil instead of good, perhaps you were predestined to stop me & your predestined goal was to punish me?


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: bob on June 11, 2022, 03:38:19 AM
“Don’t make Grandma bust a cap in your ass! “


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Trevor on June 11, 2022, 09:11:08 AM
“Don’t make Grandma bust a cap in your ass! “

 :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Trevor on June 11, 2022, 09:11:40 AM
"It's not alive............... and we can't kill it!"  :buggedout:


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on June 11, 2022, 06:06:31 PM
"So she's a vampire slut, it still doesnt make her a bad person.."


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: bob on June 11, 2022, 09:30:50 PM
"I've got blood in my stool! Come look!"


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Trini on June 11, 2022, 11:31:29 PM
Operation Snipe Hunt is now in full effect


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Alex on June 12, 2022, 01:35:25 AM
You are telling me my dog created the universe?


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on June 12, 2022, 03:46:02 PM
"It's obvious that whoever murdered these victims is the killer.."


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: LilCerberus on June 12, 2022, 06:21:26 PM
See, that over there is the X-Bomb, and that right next to it is the Y-Bomb, and this one over here is the Because-Bomb, and right here is just an ordinary bomb, it doesn't do anything- well, aside from, uh, bomb things.....


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: bob on June 12, 2022, 06:57:33 PM
"Collect the monkey!"


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: chainsaw midget on June 13, 2022, 07:48:08 PM
"There's a Shriner up there killing people and it's up to us to stop him!" 

"Honey, You'll feel a lot better after you've had your breakfast and we've rewritten your memories." 

"There aren't supposed to be any polar bears in Kentucky!"



Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: bob on June 23, 2022, 06:49:03 PM
"It's a bunny popsicle!"


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Trevor on June 24, 2022, 09:26:06 AM
"Who just farted? It wasn't me, I'm alone."  :tongueout:


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 25, 2022, 11:36:16 PM
"I'm telling you for the last time: we do it my way or I walk away RIGHT NOW"


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Trevor on June 26, 2022, 11:47:58 PM
"I'm telling you for the last time: we do it my way or I walk away RIGHT NOW"

That sounds like my boss  :wink:


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Alex on June 27, 2022, 06:50:48 AM
You need my right testicle for WHAT?


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: bob on June 28, 2022, 10:22:12 PM
Honey, Grandmas changing pimps!


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: pacman000 on June 29, 2022, 09:23:25 PM
It ate my dog!

(From the movie “It Ate My Dog,” where something eats the protagonist’s dog.)


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: LilCerberus on June 29, 2022, 09:45:26 PM
Cop: "Is that your werewolf?"
Dude: "No, it's my psychiatrist, & that's the least of my problems.... I tell y' I've seen bigger men turn into smaller werewolves."


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Trevor on July 02, 2022, 01:00:10 PM
You need my right testicle for WHAT?

 :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Trevor on July 02, 2022, 01:00:47 PM
"Hi big brother: how's your ass?"  :wink:


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Alex on July 02, 2022, 01:21:19 PM
"You do not twist Stings nipples."


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: LilCerberus on July 05, 2022, 10:34:29 PM
This Is Not A Drill! This Is A Forstner!


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: WingedSerpent on July 07, 2022, 08:13:46 PM
If I had wanted a 30ft man eating duck, I would have asked for one!


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: LilCerberus on July 07, 2022, 08:37:11 PM
Bombsquade guy 1: "Okay, so you cut the yellow wire, then the red wire, then the blue wire."
Bombsquade guy 2: "Uh, They're all brown"
Bombsquade guy 1: "What d'ya mean they're all brown?"
Bombsquade guy 2: "They're all brown"


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: ER on July 08, 2022, 04:32:45 PM
It wasn't the best mugging attempt of our career, Luigi.

Yeah, Rocco, not much worse than getting beaten up by a grandma using a wet towel.

That wasn't a wet towel, Luigi.

What was it, Rocco?

Her Depends.


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on July 09, 2022, 04:36:09 PM
"Why cant YOU be the Playboy bunny this time? Why do I ALWAYS have to be it?"


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: bob on July 19, 2022, 04:04:35 AM
Aren’t you hot in those rubber pants?


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Trevor on July 20, 2022, 12:19:08 PM
Seen Trevor's underpants anywhere?


Title: Re: Invent a bad movie line
Post by: Trini on August 06, 2022, 02:28:10 AM
"So, I just got the test results back. I definitely have the AIDS. Anyway, wanna go get some brunch?"