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Bad Movies / Re: Ratatoing
Last post by Gabriel Knight - Today at 10:33:09 AM
Ah yes, another one of Vídeo Brinquedo abominations. Not even The Asylum dared to create such monstrosities. The user reviews in IMDb are hilarious.
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Bad Movies / Re: Recent Movie Purchases, pa...
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 10:23:08 AM


Looking forward to checking this out this weekend. Looks bizarrely bad, and the Church of the Subgenius' Ivan Stang believes it is the worst movie ever made.
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Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 09:16:23 AM
MOTHER OF FLIES (2026): A college girl and her father visit a witch in the woods searching for healing. Nice locations a few nifty practical effects, and a reasonably effective twist at the end, but it's mostly walking in the woods while reciting eldritch poetry. From the Adams family, a low-budget mother-father-daughter team (with some other family members in lesser roles) who've now made 4 or more horror films. Conceptually, I love the idea of the Adams family, but their movies have never really grabbed me; still, making average movies the way they make them is a triumph. 2.5/5.
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Entertainment / Re: What have you been listeni...
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 08:09:43 AM


I had this on cassette when it came out. Didn't realize how much I missed it!
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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by bob - Today at 07:29:40 AM


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Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by M.10rda - Today at 07:19:02 AM
GERTIE THE DINOSAUR (1914):
This is pioneering animation (and, like ALICE above, a live-action/animated hybrid) so I feel bad putting it in the "Bad" section. I gotta' call 'em as I see 'em, though! The backstory of GERTIE is (a little) more interesting than the film itself. Made by LITTLE NEMO cartoonist Windsor McKay, it was initially 100% animation of Gertie, a gentle-natured brontosaurus who would respond to offscreen instructions from McKay, appearing live during screenings and interacting w/ the film. That's a cool performance thing that we in the Thee-AY-tur call "mediatized"........ I myself have done a bunch of mediatized performances where I create videos (usually of myself playing other characters) and then interact w/ the videos live onstage. So good for McKay, and this likely would've been fun to see McKay do in person 112 years ago.

Unfortunately, the curmudgeonly Randolph Heart (who had McKay under contract at his newspaper syndicate) found out that McKay was making unsanctioned live appearances for his own profit and shut that $#!t down, quick.  :lookingup: Apparently making movies wasn't forbidden by McKay's contract, though, so McKay went back and shot some (dull) scenes of him demonstrating his live act for rich colleagues at a party. You totally lose the effect when McKay cuts away from Gertie to an intertitle of his instruction.  :bluesad: And, honestly, Gertie herself isn't the greatest animation you've ever seen. In fact you'll see work that's just as good or better in any 100-level college animation class screening. So unless you're a student of animation - you could skip this one.    1.5/5
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Bad Movies / Re: Bad movies you have a pers...
Last post by Trevor - Today at 06:32:39 AM
Quote from: M.10rda on September 06, 2026, 09:52:17 PMMy aunt was a theatre director and professor who took acting classes in the late 70s with Tracy Pollan (aka Mrs. Michael J. Fox), who at that time was dating Kevin Bacon, thus my aunt knew him, too. He was really excited about making his big break in this movie FRIDAY THE 13TH. According to my aunt, all his friends were embarrassed for him when it came out.

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It was banned here sadly.
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Bad Movies / Re: Bad movies you have a pers...
Last post by Trevor - Today at 06:31:53 AM
Quote from: Alex on September 08, 2026, 04:06:46 PMNot a personal connection for me as such, but Kristi is friends with someone who played a Goblin in Troll 2, and who ended up with a stalker because of it. Despite this, her friend did agree to sign my DVD of it if we ever meet in person.

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#9
Bad Movies / Re: Bad movies you have a pers...
Last post by Trevor - Today at 06:31:29 AM
Quote from: Alex on September 06, 2026, 08:28:25 AMThe 'sex' scene in Gamerz was recorded in a shop in Glasgow I used to frequent, called Hellfire. It's now an art gallery. It's also just a few doors up from where I joined the RAF and across the road from the statue of the Duke of Wellington that always has a traffic cone on it.

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Bad Movies / Re: Bad movies you have a pers...
Last post by Trevor - Today at 06:30:37 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on September 05, 2026, 04:09:37 PMJEBEDIAH'S AXE was filmed near one of my favorite arrowhead hunting spots on a nearby lake.

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