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Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by claws - Today at 02:52:40 PM
Another Bizarre AI "Ghibli" ASMR Video — Maine Chaos: Yellowstone Redux

I am posting this just to highlight how lazily these creators stitch together and retell the exact same narrative on a loop. This time around, the family, complete with Coca and Ken, is heading to Maine for a road trip. I suppose they finally had enough of Yellowstone, though you have to admire their relentless appetite for adventure since they seem to go on vacation every single week. While driving in their signature pink RV, they run smack into yet another tempest: a vicious sea storm, as the title helpfully informs us. True to form, the storm prompts them to ditch their perfectly safe motorhome to seek "better" shelter. Luckily, they do not have to wander far, as an abandoned lighthouse happens to be sitting right around the corner.

What follows is essentially a shot-for-shot remake of the abandoned cottage chaos from their Yellowstone excursion. After finishing dinner, they prepare for bed, but the raging storm starts hurling trees at the lighthouse. Naturally, one of them smashes right through a window, which Dad and Ken fix in record time. The next morning breaks bright and clear, leaving their pink RV completely untouched. Curiously, they skip the customary first breakfast entirely and speed straight off.

Character Swaps and Odd Behavioral Shifts

Character Roster Updates: This iteration introduces a dog and a cat to the household, while Mom and Coca are rendered as completely new character models. Dad and Ken, however, look identical to their previous appearances.

Sleeping Arrangements: Breaking with tradition, the family no longer shares a giant communal bed. At the lighthouse, everyone sleeps together in one bed except for Ken, who gets his own separate sleeping spot. I like to think Ken was banned from the family bed because he farts in his sleep. That would be funny ASMR.

Very little effort went into this production, yet it somehow raked in a few thousand views in less than a day. Go figure, because I certainly cannot.
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Entertainment / Re: New! Reading Anything Thre...
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 09:55:32 AM
"Gone Like a Goldfish" by Anonymous. A tiny bit uncomfortable because I know who Anonymous is and I'm not sure how much of the story is actually autobiographical. It's about the death of his kids. He says he wrote it while drunk and high.
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Bad Movies / Re: 100 *alliterative* movie t...
Last post by Dr. Whom - Today at 09:36:35 AM
44. Wild Women of Wongo (1958)
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Bad Movies / Re: 100 *alliterative* movie t...
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 09:26:20 AM
43. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension (1984)
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Bad Movies / Re: 100 Historical Movies in O...
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 09:24:49 AM
Quote from: zombie no.one on Today at 06:53:10 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on August 07, 2026, 07:55:35 PMI was gonna see if I could find something about the Jonestown massacre, but all I could find were documentaries...

there's the highly accurate and not at all sensationalised GUYANA: CULT OF THE DAMNED (1978)  :teddyr:


I thought of that one too. At any rate, next up:

86. Goodfellas (ends in 1980)

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Games / Re: Movie Title Chains
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 09:21:03 AM
Super Fuzz

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Games / Re: Answer the question with a...
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 09:19:48 AM
Glad you fixed it!

How was Vegas?



What's your dream job?
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Entertainment / Re: What have you been listeni...
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 09:15:25 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 07, 2026, 01:22:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 07, 2026, 08:56:19 AM...I have one song from this ("Swinging," below) in my regular rotation. I can't remember listening to the entire album straight through when it came out. I still only really like the one song.

https://youtu.be/ldNwX-Oe1G0?si=UrhBX9xwfNL5Oqz3
Interesting.  I don't like the lyric.

Oh, I love it: I can't recall any other song written from the perspective of a sexually-jaded teenage girl toying with a fake bad boy who's in over his head.
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Bad Movies / Re: 100 *alliterative* movie t...
Last post by bob - Today at 09:11:39 AM
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Danger!! Death Ray