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Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...

Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 11:38:11 AM

BRAINSTARE (2026): AI can visualize vistas far beyond humanity's meager capacity, so if you're going to make what you proclaim is the world's first AI feature (not true, BTW), where would your imagination lead you? Obviously, you would want a scenario of two people arguing in an apartment for 90 minutes, followed by another 45 minutes of your protagonist arguing with a different character. It's all about a corporate drone in a dystopian future objecting to his employer's plan to scan his brain (which is standard procedure, they assure us). The first act is literally an incredibly, painfully repetitive argument with his lover/amiable companion/coworker in their apartment about his objections to the procedure, which, again, lasts for an interminable 90 MINUTES! A disclaimer at the beginning assures us that all dialogue was written by a human being: I believe that's true, but a human being who learned English by reading only 19th century poetry and contemporary science fiction, and who has never had an actual interaction with another person. I get AFTER LAST SEASON vibes from this, but with a bigger vocabulary and worse acting. There are so many ridiculous lines in this thing I may have to make a separate list.
"You are quivering like a bag of ferrets. Like a bag of quivering ferrets."
"Is the sex pleasure you get from me unenjoyable?"
"Weeping is part of your job description."
"Don't take umbrage at the ogle."
"Every day is the day of Me, for I am Mr. Me!"
"With all of the semen I spent on her, I could sire a small city!"
"You couldn't rape your way out of a paper bag."

Terrible. Painful. Uncanny. Amazing. Free on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHqAc3pXELo&t=7s

1.5/5

Bad Movies / Re: 100 Historical Movies in O...

Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 11:34:46 AM

Just a little too late for HOTEL RWANDA, unfortunately.

94. SUDDEN DEATH (JC Van Damme) Set during a (fictional) Stanley Cup finals in 1995.

This was not the JCVD movie I was referencing earlier. (Turns out I was wrong about that one ending in 1994).

Weird News Stories / Re: The hero we all need.

Last post by Alex - Today at 10:19:06 AM

His previous campaign he polled 85 votes so this is a huge thing. The outside possibility is that Farage is simply no longer taken seriously by anyone and support for his party collapses. It certainly hasn't done his credibility any good, he still has to face 2 parliamentary investigations over potential financial misconduct (which, if he's found guilty of it, could/would lead to another by-election).