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Last post by M.10rda - Today at 11:32:59 AMEL CONFESOR (1920):
Okay, this is just porn... though it's among the earliest porns I've seen or heard of so I guess that's some sort of distinction. A Catholic priest welcomes/hears confessions from and/or generally converses (silently) w/ between one and three dark-haired women w/ badonkadonk booties. One of them is a cleaning lady, another is definitely a parishioner/society type, and there might be a third or else one of them shows up twice. (The ladies look similar enough I couldn't be sure.) Each of them disrobes to one extent or another and engages w/ the priest in activities that the diocese and Vatican don't publicly approve of yet have been known to overlook.
Letterboxed says 35 minutes but I think the copy I watched was 20-something, yet I don't think I missed any errr plot? There's onscreen manipulation of the male member and plenty of frenzied thrusting, though no close-ups of penetration, so maybe those hit the cutting room floor of History...
There's nothing "Good" about EL CONFESOR but there are at least two things about it worth remarking on. One is that I've yet to see a "vanilla" porn from the silent era - the three I've seen are about a black mass, a sexual assault by a satyr, and now this priest-porn. I guess what we can take away from this is that If you were gonna' go to the trouble of making a sex film in the 00s or 10s or 20s, you were gonna' go all the way and make a wild/taboo one, not just a consenting orthodox couple enjoying themselves.
The other thing is that the ladies here, though neither young nor particularly pretty, definitely have the kinds of bodies we call "plus-sized" today, or in other words more or less average/non-athletic human bodies w/ some cushion and cellulite, which I for one am always in favor of vis-a-vis pron.
That kind of physique is a little more common in 21st century adult entertainment but was almost unheard of from the official dawn of the X-rated film in the late 60s through the 20th century. Then again there wasn't a lot of media that promoted what a "normal" or "desireable" or "sexy" human body looked like in the early 20th century, so in a sense, the naivete of EL CONFESOR is slightly charming. 1.5/5 Also the actor who plays the Priest may have been a real Priest, 'cause he looks like he has no experience having sex w/ ladies.
Okay, this is just porn... though it's among the earliest porns I've seen or heard of so I guess that's some sort of distinction. A Catholic priest welcomes/hears confessions from and/or generally converses (silently) w/ between one and three dark-haired women w/ badonkadonk booties. One of them is a cleaning lady, another is definitely a parishioner/society type, and there might be a third or else one of them shows up twice. (The ladies look similar enough I couldn't be sure.) Each of them disrobes to one extent or another and engages w/ the priest in activities that the diocese and Vatican don't publicly approve of yet have been known to overlook.
Letterboxed says 35 minutes but I think the copy I watched was 20-something, yet I don't think I missed any errr plot? There's onscreen manipulation of the male member and plenty of frenzied thrusting, though no close-ups of penetration, so maybe those hit the cutting room floor of History...There's nothing "Good" about EL CONFESOR but there are at least two things about it worth remarking on. One is that I've yet to see a "vanilla" porn from the silent era - the three I've seen are about a black mass, a sexual assault by a satyr, and now this priest-porn. I guess what we can take away from this is that If you were gonna' go to the trouble of making a sex film in the 00s or 10s or 20s, you were gonna' go all the way and make a wild/taboo one, not just a consenting orthodox couple enjoying themselves.
The other thing is that the ladies here, though neither young nor particularly pretty, definitely have the kinds of bodies we call "plus-sized" today, or in other words more or less average/non-athletic human bodies w/ some cushion and cellulite, which I for one am always in favor of vis-a-vis pron.
That kind of physique is a little more common in 21st century adult entertainment but was almost unheard of from the official dawn of the X-rated film in the late 60s through the 20th century. Then again there wasn't a lot of media that promoted what a "normal" or "desireable" or "sexy" human body looked like in the early 20th century, so in a sense, the naivete of EL CONFESOR is slightly charming. 1.5/5 Also the actor who plays the Priest may have been a real Priest, 'cause he looks like he has no experience having sex w/ ladies. #4
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Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 09:39:43 AMMATADOR BOLERO (2026): An actress' murder may be linked to a super-intelligent quantum AI computer. The plot here isn't rigorous (to say the least) in this experimental film that recreates the look and feel of a late 1960s LSD-inspired Super-8 avant-garde film (a la Andy Warhol) with lots of pretentious voiceovers, superimposed images, kaleidoscopic abstractions, altered voices singing "Mary Had a Little Lamb," and other successful and semi-successful experiments heaped together without structure. 1.5/5.
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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by chainsaw midget - Today at 08:25:25 AMQuote from: Rev. Powell on June 03, 2026, 09:56:54 AM
Quote from: bob on June 04, 2026, 07:30:47 AM
That's just blatantly trying to get my attention and praise.
I mean, I apprve and all, but I did want you to know I realized what you were doing.
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Entertainment / Re: What Video Game are You Pl...
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 08:05:42 AMFinished up Half-Life: Opposing Force. I do not really like endgame bosses who are impossible to defeat without looking up a walkthrough. I never would have figured out the procedure to beat him on my own. Next up: Half Life: Blue Shift, then Half-Life 2.
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