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Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by bob - Today at 10:06:19 AM+1 Hobgoblins
+1 Samurai Cop
+1 Birdemic: Shock and Terror
10 Apple, The (1980)
10 Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
10 Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
6 Batman & Robin (1997)
10 Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
9 Ben and Arthur (2002)
10 Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
10 Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
11 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10 Blood Diner (1987)
10 Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
11 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10 Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
10 Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
11 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
11 Fatal Deviation (1998)
10 Glen or Glenda? (1953)
11 Gymkata (1985)
11 Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
12 Hobgoblins (1988)
10 House of the Dead (2003)
9 Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)
11 Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
10 Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
10 Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
10 Maniac (1934)
12 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
11 Message from Space (1978)
10 Miami Connection (1987)
10 Mitchell (1975)
10 New Year's Evil (1980)
11 No Holds Barred (1989)
17 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
8 Protector, The (1985)
11 Reefer Madness (1936)
10 Return of the Family Man (1990)
10 Robo Vampire (1988)
12 Robot Monster (1953)
17 Room, The (2003)
10 S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
12 Samurai Cop (1991)
10 Santa Claus (1959)
10 Scanners 3: The Takeover (1992)
10 Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
16 Showgirls (1995)
12 Space Mutiny (1988)
12 Starcrash (1978)
16 Troll 2 (1990)
10 Wicker Man, The (2006)
12 Zardoz (1974)
+1 Samurai Cop
+1 Birdemic: Shock and Terror
10 Apple, The (1980)
10 Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
10 Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
6 Batman & Robin (1997)
10 Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
9 Ben and Arthur (2002)
10 Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
10 Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
11 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10 Blood Diner (1987)
10 Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
11 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10 Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
10 Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
11 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
11 Fatal Deviation (1998)
10 Glen or Glenda? (1953)
11 Gymkata (1985)
11 Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
12 Hobgoblins (1988)
10 House of the Dead (2003)
9 Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)
11 Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
10 Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
10 Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
10 Maniac (1934)
12 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
11 Message from Space (1978)
10 Miami Connection (1987)
10 Mitchell (1975)
10 New Year's Evil (1980)
11 No Holds Barred (1989)
17 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
8 Protector, The (1985)
11 Reefer Madness (1936)
10 Return of the Family Man (1990)
10 Robo Vampire (1988)
12 Robot Monster (1953)
17 Room, The (2003)
10 S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
12 Samurai Cop (1991)
10 Santa Claus (1959)
10 Scanners 3: The Takeover (1992)
10 Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
16 Showgirls (1995)
12 Space Mutiny (1988)
12 Starcrash (1978)
16 Troll 2 (1990)
10 Wicker Man, The (2006)
12 Zardoz (1974)
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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by bob - Today at 10:03:28 AMChatGPT
copilot
copilot
#3
Bad Movies / Re: Cast a Dracula Movie: The...
Last post by bob - Today at 09:59:27 AMDracula - Nicholas Cage (Reinfeld)
Renfield - Dwight Frye (Dracula 1931)
Van Helsing - Hugh Jackman (Van Helsing)
Brides of Dracula (we'll count the brides as a set) - Marita Hunt, Andree Melly, Marie Devereux (Brides of Dracula)
Lucy - Carol Marsh (Dracula 1958)
Mina - Amy Yasbeck (Dracula: Dead and Loving It)
Jonathan Harker - Thomas Kretschmann (Dracula 3D 2012)
Dr. Seward - Donald Pleasence (Dracula 1979)
Arthur Holmwood - Cary Elwes (Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992)
Quincy Morris - Jack Taylor (Count Dracula 1970)
this is all over the damn place
Renfield - Dwight Frye (Dracula 1931)
Van Helsing - Hugh Jackman (Van Helsing)
Brides of Dracula (we'll count the brides as a set) - Marita Hunt, Andree Melly, Marie Devereux (Brides of Dracula)
Lucy - Carol Marsh (Dracula 1958)
Mina - Amy Yasbeck (Dracula: Dead and Loving It)
Jonathan Harker - Thomas Kretschmann (Dracula 3D 2012)
Dr. Seward - Donald Pleasence (Dracula 1979)
Arthur Holmwood - Cary Elwes (Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992)
Quincy Morris - Jack Taylor (Count Dracula 1970)
this is all over the damn place
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Bad Movies / Re: Cast a Dracula Movie: The...
Last post by M.10rda - Today at 07:56:24 AMWith apologies to Chainsaw, I don't have strong feelings about most of those so I will take a cue from the Reverend and just go where the juice is. This seems like the most interesting/combustible collection of actors to me:
Dracula: Klaus Kinski (NOSFERATU IN VENICE)
Lucy: Isabelle Adjani (NOSFERATU) (Ah hah, loophole!
)
Renfield: Tom Waits
"Von Franz" (let's face it, Van Helsing): Willem Dafoe
Seward: Donald Pleasance (I think I prefer Richard E. Grant though Pleasance is great and works better here.)
Director Tod Browning (notorious for being a bit of an edgelord) convenes this cast for his new production, already controversial for featuring live birds and rodents in Renfield's scenes and authentic victims of human trafficking to play the Brides. Pleasance is nervous about working with Kinski again (after the criminal fiasco that was ...IN VENICE) but is unaccustomed to turning down work. He advises caution to Adjani, but she knows what Kinski is like and anyway after POSSESSION nothing fazes her. Kinski is constantly abusive to everyone as usual but Waits is just taciturnly amused for the most part, and Dafoe is indifferent because he digs working with Adjani so much, devising new scenes to add to the script where they can riff off each other.
Kinski finally loses all control when Dafoe and Adjani improvise a scene where Van Helsing inspects Lucy's entirely nude body for signs of vampirism, and Van Helsing is also naked for no clear reason. Kinski flies into a rage and begins strangling Waits, who remains more or less cool with it.
Pleasance goes to Universal HR and thus Browning is forced to recast the role of Count Dracula. Udo Kier arrives in costume, but Kinski won't leave. Waits finally puts his hat on and strolls away from the set. Kinski declares he will now play both Dracula and Renfield. Browning starts shooting the climactic scene where Kier tries to put the final chomp on Adjani and Dafoe rushes in to save her. Kinski also busts in front of the camera and repeats all of Kier's lines, just much louder than Kier says them.
Everyone begins to improvise. Pleasance weeps for his craft. Browning keeps the cameras rolling. It's a real mess in post so Universal hires Kinski's COUNT DRACULA director Jess Franco to do reshoots. 500% more Brides!
Dracula: Klaus Kinski (NOSFERATU IN VENICE)
Lucy: Isabelle Adjani (NOSFERATU) (Ah hah, loophole!
)Renfield: Tom Waits
"Von Franz" (let's face it, Van Helsing): Willem Dafoe
Seward: Donald Pleasance (I think I prefer Richard E. Grant though Pleasance is great and works better here.)
Director Tod Browning (notorious for being a bit of an edgelord) convenes this cast for his new production, already controversial for featuring live birds and rodents in Renfield's scenes and authentic victims of human trafficking to play the Brides. Pleasance is nervous about working with Kinski again (after the criminal fiasco that was ...IN VENICE) but is unaccustomed to turning down work. He advises caution to Adjani, but she knows what Kinski is like and anyway after POSSESSION nothing fazes her. Kinski is constantly abusive to everyone as usual but Waits is just taciturnly amused for the most part, and Dafoe is indifferent because he digs working with Adjani so much, devising new scenes to add to the script where they can riff off each other.
Kinski finally loses all control when Dafoe and Adjani improvise a scene where Van Helsing inspects Lucy's entirely nude body for signs of vampirism, and Van Helsing is also naked for no clear reason. Kinski flies into a rage and begins strangling Waits, who remains more or less cool with it.
Pleasance goes to Universal HR and thus Browning is forced to recast the role of Count Dracula. Udo Kier arrives in costume, but Kinski won't leave. Waits finally puts his hat on and strolls away from the set. Kinski declares he will now play both Dracula and Renfield. Browning starts shooting the climactic scene where Kier tries to put the final chomp on Adjani and Dafoe rushes in to save her. Kinski also busts in front of the camera and repeats all of Kier's lines, just much louder than Kier says them.
Everyone begins to improvise. Pleasance weeps for his craft. Browning keeps the cameras rolling. It's a real mess in post so Universal hires Kinski's COUNT DRACULA director Jess Franco to do reshoots. 500% more Brides!
#6
Off Topic Discussion / Re: The New Happy Birthday Thr...
Last post by Trevor - Today at 07:08:27 AMQuote from: indianasmith on December 12, 2025, 10:45:15 PMThanks guys!
Some cake for you 😋🍰🎂🍰🎂
#7
Off Topic Discussion / Re: The Random Crap From Aroun...
Last post by Dr. Whom - Today at 04:19:43 AMLord of the Kims!
How North Korea would make Lord of the Rings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzV-Un9aoT0
How North Korea would make Lord of the Rings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzV-Un9aoT0
#9
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Alex's even longer post th...
Last post by Alex - Today at 12:00:13 AMIt wasn't as torturous as Rubber was to watch.
#10
Bad Movies / Re: Invent A Bad Movie Title P...
Last post by LilCerberus - December 12, 2025, 11:05:32 PMThe Devil's Plumber
Whatever's in there had noplace left to go
The Devil's Refund
The Tale Of That One Soul That Left Him With Buyer's Remorse
Whatever's in there had noplace left to go
The Devil's Refund
The Tale Of That One Soul That Left Him With Buyer's Remorse