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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by claws - Today at 11:51:16 PM
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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by bob - Today at 11:15:48 PM
ChatGPT




copilot went a little bonkers and kept giving me multiple variants on the same title before giving me an error message

this is what it produced




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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Thought Thread Part...
Last post by claws - Today at 09:28:13 PM
Quote from: Alex on November 12, 2025, 08:11:57 PMe been messing around a lot with AI recently. The results have been... well lets be charitable and say variable. My favourite moment was when I got a scam program to admit that it was AI rather than a human.

Hey! Welcome back  :thumbup:
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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by claws - Today at 09:02:09 PM
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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by claws - Today at 08:31:51 PM
Copilot



ChatGPT



ChatGPT goofed up. The interior shot is vertical, the person is sleeping horizontal. The car would be too narrow in width to do so.
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What Was That Film? / Re: 80s or 90s movie, couple s...
Last post by claws - Today at 08:15:18 PM
AI thinks it is:

The Baby (1973)

Other possible candidates:

Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny & Girly (aka Girly, 1970): A British horror film about a family where the adult children act like little kids, playing twisted games. The daughter shows off dolls and toys, and the son is infantilized.

Spider Baby (1967): A cult classic starring Lon Chaney Jr. about three orphaned siblings who suffer from a genetic disorder that makes them regress mentally into childlike, violent states. They live in isolation, and their behavior is both childish and dangerous.

Most likely answer: Girly (1970), also known as Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny & Girly. That matches the dangerous psycho family, adult children acting like kids, the swing punishment, and the daughter with a doll as her baby

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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by Trevor - Today at 07:12:11 PM
Quote from: claws on Today at 01:11:28 PMI hope The Last Harvest is the better movie  :teddyr:

It is. SLASH isn't that good. 😉😉

Sample dialogue:


BILLY BOB [to Keith, an African American] "I'd watch my step if I were you, boy."
KEITH: "Oh yeah? Why's that?"
BILLY BOB: "Cos you're standing in horse 💩"

😳😳😉
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What Was That Film? / Re: 80s or 90s movie, couple s...
Last post by M.10rda - Today at 06:59:29 PM
AMERICAN GOTHIC is a late-80s horror/comedy w/ a weird family that does include the one and only Michael J Pollard.......

Alternately, there's the early 80s SLAPSTICK OF ANOTHER KIND, a truly grotesque sci-fi/horror/comedy/living nightmare which includes giant (alien/human hybrid) toddlers, including one played by Jerry Lewis in gruesome Frankenstein-like make-up. The oversized toddlers affect hideous baby-talk accents, making them sound sort of like Michael J. Pollard, I suppose. I dunno, obscure though it is, I feel like one would remember SLAPSTICK OAK more clearly/specifically. I have mentioned on this site previously that it was the first Worst bad movie I ever saw, and I suspect I would still feel the same way, if I had the ignorance and lack of self-preservation necessary to revisit it...  :thumbdown:
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Quote from: Alex on Today at 04:32:27 PMPakistan?

Exactly! Slipped my mind that it was once part of India.
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Entertainment / Re: New! Reading Anything Thre...
Last post by Alex - Today at 04:42:23 PM
Quote from: ER on October 21, 2025, 05:55:15 PMLast Rites by Ozzy Osbourne is not an edifying read. Ten-thousand stories he could have told his ghost writer to put in and instead he delivered a book-length tell-all of medical problems and constant suffering. Ever sat by an old person on a flight who tells you nothing but how his prostate is and his knee and how he depends on laxatives, and talks about nothing else while you're trapped there? That was the tone of this memoir.

Funnily enough I was asked if I wanted that one as a present and said hell no as I had no wish to read about his declining health. If you want, I can give you a couple of much more light-hearted and enjoyable books about him filled with his misadventures.