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Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by LilCerberus - June 21, 2026, 08:27:18 PMTonight's Stinker
The Cycle Savages(1969)
https://youtu.be/dRX4E7iYFMU?si=xMm6y-3kosEPys8y
A group of bikers rides up to a to a drive by burger stand & order donuts & beer & make mayhem, while a clean cut guy sit & draws pictures of them.... Later at a bar, Bruce Dern, the gangs short fused leader, confronts the artist about what he's drawing..... The artist walks out, but the bartender tells Dern he has pictures of the whole gang... So the bikers meet the artist at his apartment, beat him up, take his sketches, then get the prostitute upstairs to look after him while they search his apartment....
They find the sketches, & steal a Marine sword while they're at it..... When the artist finds out, he goes to get it back, & makes quick work of the two bikers there.... The rest of the bikers are out getting a stolen bike back, then go looking for girls.... They find one, & for the next thirty minutes, the film cuts back & fourth between the artist in bed with the prostitute while the bikers get rough with the girl they found....
But Dern's constantly angry character is still fuming about the artist & how to wreck his hands....
There's also supposed to be a subplot about the bikers working for human traffickers the never gets fleshed out, & this sex ed book the artist is illustrating, & numerous other things that keep getting mentioned, but not explained....
None of this is as exciting as I described, as it mostly borrows from every biker film before it, while avoiding anything resembling a plot.....
The Cycle Savages(1969)
https://youtu.be/dRX4E7iYFMU?si=xMm6y-3kosEPys8y
A group of bikers rides up to a to a drive by burger stand & order donuts & beer & make mayhem, while a clean cut guy sit & draws pictures of them.... Later at a bar, Bruce Dern, the gangs short fused leader, confronts the artist about what he's drawing..... The artist walks out, but the bartender tells Dern he has pictures of the whole gang... So the bikers meet the artist at his apartment, beat him up, take his sketches, then get the prostitute upstairs to look after him while they search his apartment....
They find the sketches, & steal a Marine sword while they're at it..... When the artist finds out, he goes to get it back, & makes quick work of the two bikers there.... The rest of the bikers are out getting a stolen bike back, then go looking for girls.... They find one, & for the next thirty minutes, the film cuts back & fourth between the artist in bed with the prostitute while the bikers get rough with the girl they found....
But Dern's constantly angry character is still fuming about the artist & how to wreck his hands....
There's also supposed to be a subplot about the bikers working for human traffickers the never gets fleshed out, & this sex ed book the artist is illustrating, & numerous other things that keep getting mentioned, but not explained....
None of this is as exciting as I described, as it mostly borrows from every biker film before it, while avoiding anything resembling a plot.....
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Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by M.10rda - June 21, 2026, 05:56:03 PMMy theatre company supported the development of ARCHDUKE, a play by Rajiv Joseph, who has written a few pretty successful plays and one or two movies. ARCHDUKE is about the assassination of AFF, and at least in the play, the Black Hand are a bunch of inept, bumbling patsies. Pretty funny to think of them as inspiring Italian thrillers many decades later!
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Entertainment / Re: What Video Game are You Pl...
Last post by M.10rda - June 21, 2026, 05:51:51 PMDrifterr, if you are in fact real and not a bot, every RPG I've ever played has pretty much proceeded that way. 
The FALLOUTs are infamous for their endless distractions from the central plot.
The FALLOUTs are infamous for their endless distractions from the central plot. #4
Submitted Reader Reviews / Re: Missing in Action
Last post by Trevor - June 21, 2026, 05:19:39 PM😅🤣😀😄😅
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Press Releases and Film News / Re: Celebrating 20 Years of Bl...
Last post by Trevor - June 21, 2026, 03:28:23 PMBluRays never really took off here as the discs were too expensive (about ZAR400 each, sometimes more) and the players even more so (about ZAR5000 for a basic unit).
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: The Random Crap From Aroun...
Last post by LilCerberus - June 21, 2026, 03:27:35 PMFunny Superhero Rip-Offs (from Around the World!)
https://youtu.be/kRcrCX6Sfws?si=kl8sUagaVINvOO1J
https://youtu.be/kRcrCX6Sfws?si=kl8sUagaVINvOO1J
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Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by indianasmith - June 21, 2026, 02:52:30 PMIRON LUNG (2025) Watched this last night with my daughter on YT. She loved it; I thought it was incredibly slow-paced and boring. LSS version: In some distant future all the stars and planets have vanished in a bizarre event called the Slow Rapture. Humanity survives on a handful of space stations; there are still moons drifting around out there with no planets to orbit. One of these moons is covered with an ocean of blood - and scientists think it holds a clue to the cause of the Slow Rapture. So a convict is sent in a submarine with an X-Ray camera to record what lies at the bottom of the blood sea. If you think none of that makes lick of sense, I totally agree! A few cool visuals cannot make up for the boring awfulness of this film. 2/5
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: strange dream depository
Last post by Trevor - June 21, 2026, 02:22:36 PMQuote from: bob on June 21, 2026, 10:07:34 AMI had a dream where I was doing laundry. When I got to a blue towel it looked like someone just took a dump or used it to wipe their butt on it as poop was all over it.
That was my towel 😉😉🐢
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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by Rev. Powell - June 21, 2026, 10:45:51 AM