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Television / Re: Joel sells out!
Last post by Sitting Duck - Today at 07:59:19 AMFirst episode announcement is in, and it's Deathsport. Seeing as how this is one of the six movies that was announced during the failed crowdfunding of Season 14 from 2023, it seems probable that the other three will be the ones that RiffTrax hasn't handled yet (IIRC Battle Beyond the Stars, Battletruck, and Ballistica)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGr5sWVzo64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGr5sWVzo64
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Blood everywhere
Last post by Trevor - Today at 03:40:08 AMI had maxilofacial surgery in 2006 and I bled so badly post op they had to change the sheets and pillow slips 😳😳
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Entertainment / Re: What have you been listeni...
Last post by Allhallowsday - February 09, 2026, 10:21:23 PMPETER TOSH Equal Rights
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Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by indianasmith - February 09, 2026, 07:18:04 PMNOBODY SLEEPS IN THE WOODS TONIGHT (2020) Don't you hate it when you see a cool looking movie on Netflix and give it a watch only to realize you saw it a couple of years back? At least this one was pretty good - a group of kids go to a technology detox camp in Poland (easy reason none of them have their phones when the mayhem starts) and on a long hike they run afoul of two huge, hulking mutant brothers who start hacking, slashing, and eating them. Fairly typical 'cannibal mutant hillbilly" flick, but the redeeming feature is the killers themselves. Two really big, heavyset guys covered all over with giant pustules make for some authentically creepy looking killers! 4/5
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Blood everywhere
Last post by Alex - February 09, 2026, 05:41:54 PMIt will be a bit late now I guess, but I recommend putting salt over blood while it is still wet and pouring a little water on top.
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Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by lester1/2jr - February 09, 2026, 03:26:46 PMSweet Sixteen (1983) - I thought this was gonna be a Friday the 13th type slasher. Instead, it's more 70's drive in Southern horror, somewhere between Bobbi Jo and the Outlaw and The Town that Dreaded Sundown, not as good as the latter and better than the former because *Marjoe Gortner isn't in it.
Someone keeps killing guys who get involved with Melissa Morgan, who was thankfully 19 or 20, not 15 going on 16 when this movie was made. She look incredible in every scene and is the reason to see this for sure. Meanwhile, redneck and Native American stereotypes battle it out while a visiting professor (Melissa's dad) disturbs an ancient Indian burial ground. It's a combustible situation for sure. Bo Hopkins as the sheriff has his hands full trying to solve the murders, be a father to his annoying 2 teenagers, and breaking in to peoples houses to get easy to find evidence.
It's pretty slow for the first 2 thirds but gets better toward the end, simply because more stuff is going on. Likeable but definitely pause-able too, with a fair amount of Charlie's Angels/ late 70's cop show energy.
3.99/5
*to be fair to Gortner, he didn't cast himself as a young Lynda Carter's very improbable boyfriend.
Someone keeps killing guys who get involved with Melissa Morgan, who was thankfully 19 or 20, not 15 going on 16 when this movie was made. She look incredible in every scene and is the reason to see this for sure. Meanwhile, redneck and Native American stereotypes battle it out while a visiting professor (Melissa's dad) disturbs an ancient Indian burial ground. It's a combustible situation for sure. Bo Hopkins as the sheriff has his hands full trying to solve the murders, be a father to his annoying 2 teenagers, and breaking in to peoples houses to get easy to find evidence.
It's pretty slow for the first 2 thirds but gets better toward the end, simply because more stuff is going on. Likeable but definitely pause-able too, with a fair amount of Charlie's Angels/ late 70's cop show energy.
3.99/5
*to be fair to Gortner, he didn't cast himself as a young Lynda Carter's very improbable boyfriend.
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Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by zombie no.one - February 09, 2026, 02:41:40 PMQuote from: M.10rda on February 09, 2026, 01:44:57 PMPLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME! (1959/1963?)
The title more or less clues you into what you should expect from this semi-Mondo/domestic docudrama about female sexual dysfunction and its potential treatments.
have you seen BAD GIRLS GO TO HELL? sounds like it's in the same ballpark, and that one was pretty fun, imo
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Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by zombie no.one - February 09, 2026, 02:39:10 PMQUANTUM OF SOLACE
2008!!! that means I've spent nearly 20 years consciously (and subconsciously) avoiding this film.
Why would a James Bond fan avoid a Bond movie? Well it's Daniel Craig you see... what I love about Connery and Moore is that both in their own way were comedians at heart and fantastically, knowingly cornballs. Dalton and Brosnan just about managed to assimilate this trait into their Bonds as well. Brosnan more so
Nothing against Craig as an actor or a person, but for me he simply isn't Bond. He is just so f+×÷=ing anonymous in the role, scuse my French. He has the aura of a trained doberman guarding a kennel.
It doesn't help that Q.O.S. is all flashcuts and frenetic action either. I guess there is some Bondy-ness to it but it also seems to want to combine the hectic chasey derring-do of old with nuskool slick stuff and it's an awkward mix.
Soulless Bond. 4/10
2008!!! that means I've spent nearly 20 years consciously (and subconsciously) avoiding this film.
Why would a James Bond fan avoid a Bond movie? Well it's Daniel Craig you see... what I love about Connery and Moore is that both in their own way were comedians at heart and fantastically, knowingly cornballs. Dalton and Brosnan just about managed to assimilate this trait into their Bonds as well. Brosnan more so
Nothing against Craig as an actor or a person, but for me he simply isn't Bond. He is just so f+×÷=ing anonymous in the role, scuse my French. He has the aura of a trained doberman guarding a kennel.
It doesn't help that Q.O.S. is all flashcuts and frenetic action either. I guess there is some Bondy-ness to it but it also seems to want to combine the hectic chasey derring-do of old with nuskool slick stuff and it's an awkward mix.
Soulless Bond. 4/10
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: How's the weather?
Last post by Trevor - February 09, 2026, 02:20:09 PMQuote from: Rev. Powell on February 09, 2026, 01:37:43 PMI can see my sidewalk! The Great Melt has begun.
The Great Melt is also what one of my ex colleagues called me 😳😉😉🐢