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Entertainment / Re: What have you been listeni...
Last post by Allhallowsday - December 21, 2025, 11:49:08 PMBILL EVANS TRIO Sunday At The Village Vanguard
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Picture of the day, part I...
Last post by LilCerberus - December 21, 2025, 10:16:01 PM
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Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by FatFreddysCat - December 21, 2025, 09:06:01 PM"Red Sonja" (2025)
After years in Development Hell, the red-headed, sword swingin' warrior woman of comic book fame makes her return to the big screen with young, unknown Matilda Lutz (who?) in the title role. This time out, Sonja's on a quest to find her lost tribe, doing battle with a whole lotta armored bad guys, some poorly CGI'd monsters, and a would-be Emperor along the way.
All in all, it's a cheap, cheesy sword & sorcery flick that looks like a pilot film for a SyFy Channel series from 20 years ago. Yes, it's THAT bad. I have a new contender for Worst Film I've Seen This Year.
In case I haven't made it completely obvious ... AVOID.
After years in Development Hell, the red-headed, sword swingin' warrior woman of comic book fame makes her return to the big screen with young, unknown Matilda Lutz (who?) in the title role. This time out, Sonja's on a quest to find her lost tribe, doing battle with a whole lotta armored bad guys, some poorly CGI'd monsters, and a would-be Emperor along the way.
All in all, it's a cheap, cheesy sword & sorcery flick that looks like a pilot film for a SyFy Channel series from 20 years ago. Yes, it's THAT bad. I have a new contender for Worst Film I've Seen This Year.
In case I haven't made it completely obvious ... AVOID.
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: The Random Crap From Aroun...
Last post by LilCerberus - December 21, 2025, 08:31:14 PMQuote from: lester1/2jr on December 21, 2025, 07:43:41 PMhttps://x.com/psychotronica_/status/1983952932245766257
Chilean pro wrestling
Dracula vs Robin
Jeeze! Robin looks like some guy who lounges in his underwear! #5
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by LilCerberus - December 21, 2025, 08:22:41 PMTonight's Stinker
The Magic Christmas Tree (1964)
https://youtu.be/PYtvzTUdudI?si=AV-YwiA3bDkNmyoj
On Halloween, a little boy dares his two friends to visit an old witch's house... They get scared & run off, but the old woman catches the boy, then asks him to get her cat out of a tree....
So, he climbs the tree, falls, and the movie changes from black & white to color, kinda like in The Wizard Of Oz... It turns out, the old woman really is a witch, who who rewards him with a Santa Claus ring, & tells him there's a magic tree seed inside.... First, he has to wait for Thanksgiving, so he can plant the seed with a wishbone.....
Then, Christmas comes, the tree can talk, & grants the boy three wishes, which he promptly uses to get into mischief, then kidnaps Santa.....
Some attempts at slapstick.... All the dialog is dubbed in at a rather shrill tone.... Pretty grating at times... I was gonna try & make it a Sunday twofer, but this one used up all my patience.....
The Magic Christmas Tree (1964)
https://youtu.be/PYtvzTUdudI?si=AV-YwiA3bDkNmyoj
On Halloween, a little boy dares his two friends to visit an old witch's house... They get scared & run off, but the old woman catches the boy, then asks him to get her cat out of a tree....
So, he climbs the tree, falls, and the movie changes from black & white to color, kinda like in The Wizard Of Oz... It turns out, the old woman really is a witch, who who rewards him with a Santa Claus ring, & tells him there's a magic tree seed inside.... First, he has to wait for Thanksgiving, so he can plant the seed with a wishbone.....
Then, Christmas comes, the tree can talk, & grants the boy three wishes, which he promptly uses to get into mischief, then kidnaps Santa.....
Some attempts at slapstick.... All the dialog is dubbed in at a rather shrill tone.... Pretty grating at times... I was gonna try & make it a Sunday twofer, but this one used up all my patience.....
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Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by lester1/2jr - December 21, 2025, 07:57:08 PMI Know What You Did Last Christmas (2025) - Sometimes, all you have is a title. A group of friends, about half of whom are British for some reason, get invited to a party and reflect on the horrible thing that happened years before: they locked one of their friends out of the house as a joke and she wandered away and died. Why didn't she just go around the back or something? What kind of "joke" is that anyway?
It's incredibly cheap and there's not much incidental music or music at all, so it feels dead. Sometimes low budget movies can compensate for the cheapness by being campy and crazy and so forth, but this just feels like a mainstream movie that's missing the music and the celebrities and uses an AI script. One thing it proves: if the main character is a blonde woman I will keep watching it.
The killer is identified but keeps the mask and Santa outfit on for some reason.
2/5
You'd expect it to be a cheap cash in, but it's not even good enough to be that.
edit: the female lead is a top ranked kickboxer irl, so congratulations to the producers for not making any use of that at all.
It's incredibly cheap and there's not much incidental music or music at all, so it feels dead. Sometimes low budget movies can compensate for the cheapness by being campy and crazy and so forth, but this just feels like a mainstream movie that's missing the music and the celebrities and uses an AI script. One thing it proves: if the main character is a blonde woman I will keep watching it.
The killer is identified but keeps the mask and Santa outfit on for some reason.
2/5
You'd expect it to be a cheap cash in, but it's not even good enough to be that.
edit: the female lead is a top ranked kickboxer irl, so congratulations to the producers for not making any use of that at all.
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: The Random Crap From Aroun...
Last post by lester1/2jr - December 21, 2025, 07:43:41 PM #8
Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by pacman000 - December 21, 2025, 07:09:38 PMAttack of the Puppet People +1
Space Mutiny +1
Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island -1
It's been such a long time since I've seen LJSRTI. I remember it had a meandering plot, a running gag with milk, & a ghost, but it might be a bit to rambling to really be entertainingly bad.
Space Mutiny +1
Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island -1
It's been such a long time since I've seen LJSRTI. I remember it had a meandering plot, a running gag with milk, & a ghost, but it might be a bit to rambling to really be entertainingly bad.
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What Was That Film? / MOVED: Need Title Of a movie-K...
Last post by Rev. Powell - December 21, 2025, 07:06:59 PM #10
Solved / Re: Need Title Of a movie-Kidn...
Last post by Rev. Powell - December 21, 2025, 07:06:30 PMCool! Thanks for coming back. Moving to solved.