
Quote from: chainsaw midget on October 13, 2026, 09:11:54 PMI have recently been exposed to a new fan theory that I buy into 100%!I'll second that
Lola Bunny (the girl rabbit from Space Jam) is actually the daughter of Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit.

...Even w/ subtitles, this made little sense to me and did little for me. There's some nudity and a little blood but nothing worth writing home about.
Okay, I personally would welcome a modern American leftist militia w/ open arms, but in the language of this short, the bad guys are pro-gun extremists who want to kidnap kids and kill their parents, so - I can relate to that being a scary idea. I still didn't find this one scary in execution, but at least it tracks in theory.
So, this one is (again, theoretically) universal in theme: a dude afraid of being buried alive. He has nightmares of enormous snakes (yuck!) - which I guess, indeed, could be underground in your coffin were you buried alive. Then, to spice up the proceedings, the dude's girlfriend gets gang-r***d in front of him. There's no explicit nudity or thrusting - mostly just a bunch of dudes piled on the actress, and then close-ups of her agonized face, and cut-ins of the dudes sniffing her various pieces of clothing.
But it is edited fairly... vigorously? So it feels more violent and graphic than it is.
Then at the end (?SPOILER?) the dude is buried... alive... of course. His friends dig him up quickly. Somehow during the brief duration he's underground, he's had cheap Halloween make-up applied to his face and eyes.
The End. Honestly, besides the vigorous r@pe editing, Coffin Joe isn't a good filmmaker.Quote from: M.10rda on October 14, 2026, 10:56:44 AMThis is VERY cool, I'd like to do this one, too... I just gotta' figure out how to get the images to post!!!
Alas no one ever sees them.