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#21
Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by bob - January 18, 2026, 09:53:46 AM
+  Birdemic: Shock and Terror
- House of the Dead
+ Ben and Arthur


10   Apple, The (1980)
11   Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
11   Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
10   Bad Girls Go to Hell (1965)
12   Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
9   Ben and Arthur (2002)
13   Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
9   Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
16   Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10   Blood Diner (1987)
11   Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
13   Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10   Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
13   Conqueror, The (1956)
14   Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
15   Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
13   Fatal Deviation (1998)
16   Glen or Glenda? (1953)
13   Gymkata (1985)
12   Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
16   Hobgoblins (1988)
5   House of the Dead (2003)
11   Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
2   Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
2   Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
10   Maniac (1934)
13   Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
14   Message from Space (1978)
10   Miami Connection (1987)
13   Mommie Dearest (1981)
9   New Year's Evil (1980)
14   No Holds Barred (1989)
23   Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
6   Protector, The (1985)
10   Reefer Madness (1936)
10   Return of the Family Man (1990)
14   Robo Vampire (1988)
21   Robot Monster (1953)
22   Room, The (2003)
10   S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
14   Samurai Cop (1991)
11   Santa Claus (1959)
11   Sharknado (2013)
10   Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
21   Showgirls (1995)
14   Space Mutiny (1988)
12   Starcrash (1978)
19   Troll 2 (1990)
10   Wicker Man, The (2006)
18   Zardoz (1974)
#22
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Alex's even longer post th...
Last post by Alex - January 18, 2026, 09:39:11 AM
Our Star Trek rpg started today with us playing junior officers going through the Kobayashi Maru. My solution to the problem was to park on the edge of the neutral zone and send a shuttle craft with a volunteer pilot across. When the Romulans appeared, I had the shuttle retreat, put the shields up and attempted to teleport the crew off from Federation space, while in return teleporting an armed torpedo onto the ship to blow it up and prevent the Romulans taking the ship. My transporter chief managed to wreck the transporter though, so I just opened fire on the Kobayashi Maru, preventings its crew being captured and subject to torture as well as preventing them from capturing a Federation vessel.

The GM didn't like my solution, (had the player running the engineer not messed up the transport I would have rescued the crew and had my ship leave intact), but I firmly believe given the circumstances it was a win.

For the next game I am going to get a tee shirt printed up that says I survived the Kobayashi Maru.  :bouncegiggle:
#23
Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by bob - January 18, 2026, 08:13:47 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 17, 2026, 02:36:01 PM+ Glen or Glenda?
- Sharknado
+ Gymkata

10   Apple, The (1980)
11   Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
11   Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
10   Bad Girls Go to Hell (1965)
12   Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
8   Ben and Arthur (2002)
13   Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
9   Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
15   Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10   Blood Diner (1987)
11   Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
13   Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10   Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
12   Conqueror, The (1956)
14   Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
14   Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
13   Fatal Deviation (1998)
16   Glen or Glenda? (1953)
13   Gymkata (1985)
12   Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
16   Hobgoblins (1988)
6   House of the Dead (2003)
11   Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
2   Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
2   Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
10   Maniac (1934)
13   Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
14   Message from Space (1978)
10   Miami Connection (1987)
13   Mommie Dearest (1981)
9   New Year's Evil (1980)
14   No Holds Barred (1989)
23   Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
6   Protector, The (1985)
10   Reefer Madness (1936)
10   Return of the Family Man (1990)
14   Robo Vampire (1988)
20   Robot Monster (1953)
22   Room, The (2003)
10   S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
14   Samurai Cop (1991)
11   Santa Claus (1959)
11   Sharknado (2013)
10   Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
21   Showgirls (1995)
14   Space Mutiny (1988)
12   Starcrash (1978)
19   Troll 2 (1990)
10   Wicker Man, The (2006)
18   Zardoz (1974)

Ranked:

1. 23   Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
2. 22   Room, The (2003)
3. 21   Showgirls (1995)
4. 20   Robot Monster (1953)
5. 19   Troll 2 (1990)
6. 18   Zardoz (1974)
7t. 16   Glen or Glenda? (1953)/Hobgoblins (1988)
9.   Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10t. 7 tied at 14
17t. 6 tied at 13
23t. 4 tied at 12

2 at 9, 1 at 8, 2 at 6, 2 at 2

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN0iqwwMsLY85NpLPULaMJGbTrVMoH8OLYecznVD3XE/edit?gid=0#gid=0

BTW, these are the movies on here I'd never even heard of before this list: Fatal Deviation, Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island, Return of the Family Man, Ben and Arthur.

I watched Ben and Arthur & Fatal Deviation on YouTube a while back  - no idea if they're still there currently
#24
Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by chainsaw midget - January 18, 2026, 03:27:36 AM
+ Robot Monster
+ Conqueror
+ Turkish Star War
#25
Off Topic Discussion / Re: What are you cooking?
Last post by claws - January 18, 2026, 03:01:20 AM
Last night: Indian Style Creamy Broccoli, Cheddar & Potato Soup



AI generated the image based on my ingredients. It almost got it right except, my potato were cut in much smaller cubes, which I told AI but it still made the taters big.


#26
Bad Movies / Re: After Last Season (2009)
Last post by zombie no.one - January 18, 2026, 02:44:27 AM
Quote from: M.10rda on January 17, 2026, 05:45:23 PMHARD TO WATCH + HARD TO UNDERSTAND

two of my favourite Steven Seagal flicks...


Quote from: M.10rda on January 16, 2026, 09:37:37 AMNow, the lead actor has gone on the record in interviews about Mark Region appearing utterly earnest about making a film that was both Good and Successful, thus said lead actor is the Prime Witness for the Defense against claims that Region was trying to manufacture a Bomb.

actors dobbing the director in for trying to re-frame a movie happened with THE ROOM as well I think...

also can't remember if it was Nic Cage or Neil Labute himself who started claiming the WICKERMAN remake was some intentional warped experiment in strangeness, which other cast then refuted...

if I ever make a film all my actors are signing NDA's... it was intentionally crap, and that's the end of it.

Quote from: M.10rda on January 16, 2026, 09:37:37 AMRegion claimed the film cost $5 million, yet it looks as cheap as any movie made in the 21st century that I've seen (even including the circa-1998 toaster-level computer graphics).

all the scenes in the trailer look and sound like the 'movie' me and my classmates made on a standard camcorder for our media studies A Level
#27
Bad Movies / Re: After Last Season (2009)
Last post by bob - January 18, 2026, 12:32:20 AM
I will give After Last Season some credit: it's better then Bucky Lardon
#28
Off Topic Discussion / Re: What are you cooking?
Last post by Rev. Powell - January 17, 2026, 11:08:50 PM


Spam and Swiss sliders. (Yes, I literally made these with Spam--it's not bad cooked this way).
#29
Bad Movies / Re: After Last Season (2009)
Last post by Rev. Powell - January 17, 2026, 11:06:46 PM
Nice summary, M.10.
#30
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by LilCerberus - January 17, 2026, 10:34:24 PM
Tonight's Stinker
Superargo and the Faceless Giants(1968)
https://youtu.be/iG5PQASdDs4?si=4fy66-NXfQ7xtsEs

A group of heavyset mimes with helmets like the ones in Santa Claus Conquers The Martians are kidnapping wrestlers & other athletes, so the police call in a red suited luchador who's been taking psychic lessons from his Hindu sidekick....
He sets up a ruse to use a wrestler's sister as bait to capture one of them, but when that backfires, he announces that he's going back into the ring as a ruse to use himself as bait...
He later finds out that a Polish scientist who's now in an insane asylum is tied to it all....

Doesn't idle too much, with plenty of riffable moments, albeit, it looks to be a 4x3 print cut from 16x9, so there are plenty of times the person talking is just off screen, or even a big empty space where two characters are supposed to be having a dialogue..... But the action never happens off screen.....