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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by claws - March 08, 2026, 11:34:45 PM
#22
Good Movies / This has really been bugging m...
Last post by RCMerchant - March 08, 2026, 11:03:48 PM
Ok- I know this may sound like nit-picking- but for some reason I can't get it out of my head.
THIS scene in 2001- where an astronaut's pen floats in zero gravity. 



 
 OK. What's wring with that?
I'll tell you- look at that guys hair. Is it shellacked to his head? Why isn't his hair floating? You would think Kubrick would notice something obvious like that if my burnt out old ass did?
#23
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by LilCerberus - March 08, 2026, 08:52:05 PM
Tonight's Stinker
The Humanoid(1979)
https://youtu.be/vq4V0L1OLMM?si=VrCSsCxE4yvyuuZs

In the distant future, Earth is renamed & under some sort of monarchy... The evil brother of the leader (a cheap knock off or Darth vader, with a mask that look like he got it a a bondage shop) has raised an army & has returned from exile to steal a bioweapon & kill a female scientist (Corinne Cléry)..... Clery's gets a call from an Asian kid she's taking care of, who has psychic powers, who tells her to come home, so the bad guys miss her....
Meanwhile, somewhere in deep space, a pilot (Richard Kiel, with a beard) is stuck on an outdated ship that just blew it's navigation & communication systems... He sees the bad guy's ship & decides to follow it....
The bad guy gets back to his base, run by an evil queen (Barbara Bach), & give the bioweapon to a scientist, who captures the pilot & turns him into Richard Kiel, without a beard, who is now laser proof with super human strength.....
They bad guys send him back to Earth, where he grabs guards & throws them around, but the Asian kid uses his psychic powers to turn him back into a good guy....

An awful lot is packed into this movie, so it never gets dull (for me at least)... The sets & miniatures are pretty impressive... Many references to Star Wars... Manages to stay pretty goofy...
#24
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by Trevor - March 08, 2026, 07:41:33 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on March 08, 2026, 07:28:00 PMSome things I wonder . . .

Why do people buy shampoo when real poo is free?
Who is this guy "Frontage" and why are so many roads named after him?
Does the existence of 'biscuits' and 'Triscuits' imply a third, undiscovered bread snack known as 'monoscuits?'
Why is it you can buy shampoo and not shampee?
Who did put the bop in the bop she bop she bop?

😳😅😃😀😆😄🐢
#25
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by indianasmith - March 08, 2026, 07:28:00 PM
Some things I wonder . . .

Why do people buy shampoo when real poo is free?
Who is this guy "Frontage" and why are so many roads named after him?
Does the existence of 'biscuits' and 'Triscuits' imply a third, undiscovered bread snack known as 'monoscuits?'
Why is it you can buy shampoo and not shampee?
Who did put the bop in the bop she bop she bop?
#26
Entertainment / Re: What is your YouTube of ...
Last post by Rev. Powell - March 08, 2026, 05:34:52 PM
Guy in the stands catches a fly ball while holding a baby and a beer.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WRcJhsh9MBs

#27
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Memes n' stuff of the day
Last post by Rev. Powell - March 08, 2026, 05:31:48 PM
#28
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by LilCerberus - March 08, 2026, 05:23:16 PM
Really gotta say, WW3 is starting to feel like the OJ trial............
#29
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by lester1/2jr - March 08, 2026, 04:58:20 PM
Sisters (1972) - I wasn't super in the mood for this, but I clicked on it anyway. It feels superficially kind of grindhouse-ey but with a lot more thought put into the plot and less focus on the blood and gore. Imagine if "Don't Go in the Basement" was directed by very young David Fincher or something.

A guy appears on a goofy local game show in NYC and ends up going home with one of the other guests. Unfortunately for him, she has an insane twin sister. His troubles escalate with the introduction of her mad scientist looking ex husband who shows up and a complicated back history of the twins emerges. blah blah blah

It certainly could have used more nudity and gore, but director Brian De Palma does what he can. I liked this about as much Blow Out but not half as much as Body Double. I'm trying to come up with something writerly to describe my relative disappointment, but it just kind of needed to be more rated R. It bears some similarity to Warlock Moon which I saw the other day, but I liked that more for some reason, even though it was technically less accomplished.

4/5

#30
Bad Movies / Re: How many of these Dracula'...
Last post by WingedSerpent - March 08, 2026, 04:18:36 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 24, 2026, 01:07:13 PMJust a couple of the easiest ones to get you started. You can copy/paste this grid with your own additions.

A1
A2
A3 
A4
A5 Count Duckula
A6
A7
A8
A9 Count Chockula
A10
B1
B2
B3 Nicolas Cage
B4
B5
B6
B7
B8
B9
B10
C1
C2
C3 Dracula Hotel Transylvania
C4 Luke Evans Dracula Untold
C5
C6
C7
C8
C9
C10
D1
D2
D3
D4
D5
D6
D7
D8
D9
D10
E1
E2
E3
E4 The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy
E5
E6
E7
E8
E9
E10 Dominic Purcell Blade 3
F1
F2
F3
F4
F5 Zhang Wei-Qiang from "Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary" (OK, not an easy one)
F6
F7
F8
F9
F10
G1 Leslie Nielsen
G2
G3
G4
G5 Gary Oldman
G6
G7
G8
G9 Dracula from Scooby Doo and he Reluctant Werewold
G10
H1
H2
H3
H4
H5
H6
H7 George Hamilton
H8 Klaus Kisnki
H9
H10
I1
I2
I3
I4
I5
I6
I7
I8 Zandor Vorkov
I9
I10
J1 Mad Mad Monster Prty
J2
J3 Christopher Lee
J4
J5
J6
J7
J8
J9 Bela Lugosi
J10 Max Schreck