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#21

Off Topic Discussion / Re: Who do you want to win the...

Last post by RCMerchant - November 09, 2025, 09:19:19 AM

Cuomo won all of Staten Island. Curtis Sliwa won some little island that I didn't know existed.

I heard some dude named Laszlo say Cuomo totally swept the vampire vote on Staten Island. No idea what that means.

Cuz Cuomo and vampires both suck! 

#22

Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...

Last post by claws - November 09, 2025, 09:02:23 AM

Copilot screwed up my poster for "Shake Your Booty" as in spelling errors and taglines repeated twice. ChatGPT refused to do the poster because it violates their policies. I believe they had issues with the word "Booty".

#23

Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...

Last post by zombie no.one - November 09, 2025, 08:47:03 AM

THE BONE COLLECTOR (1999)

this somehow manages to rip off SE7EN before it's even started, with the quick transition graphic after you hit play on the dvd menu screen. good work.

it's one of those 'horrors' that does not really want to be a horror, it wants to be a thriller instead, but bad luck we're all out of thrills here, so how about some cheese instead? sorry, we've sold out of premium camembert, so how about a Kraft slice that's been procured from under the sofa instead? coming right up

>>starring Angalieena Joaley<<

[breathy voice]:
 oh Angalieena, doth thou takest my hand in marriage, because thou art world's sexiest woman in the worldeth? apparently-eth? but... thou lookest somewhat like a young boy to mine eyes here... (weird). perhap I will postpone our wedding and sit on my couch watching your bad films instead. au revoir ma cherie <3 <3

The thing that ultimately did my head in about this film was the incessant background music which does not improve anything or make anything more exciting / tense / suspenseful got on my nerves so badly I had to stop it, but I did get over half way through.

3 Bones out of 10... make no bones about it, this was bad.

#24

Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...

Last post by claws - November 09, 2025, 03:19:17 AM

#25

Good Movies / Re: Recent theatrical viewings

Last post by Dr. Whom - November 09, 2025, 02:55:37 AM

Lanthimos not being Lanthimos is the last trick he has left to surprise us.

Well I was wondering where he would go after Poor Things. Turns out, he went nowhere in particular.

Still, I don't want to be negative about the movie, which is one of the best I've seen this year.

#26

Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2

Last post by Dr. Whom - November 09, 2025, 02:52:22 AM

Okay, now that I've rewatched O.G. WOLF MAN '41 in adulthood, I hate to say it but I think it's true - Naschy is a better Wolfman than Chaney!

I saw Paul Naschy walking with the Queen... fits the meter, but still doesn't feel right.

Werewolves of Madrid

#27

Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...

Last post by bob - November 08, 2025, 11:32:23 PM

copilot



ChatGPT

#28

Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...

Last post by LilCerberus - November 08, 2025, 08:29:34 PM

Svenghoulie tonight......
The Valley of Gwangi (1969)
No mention yet of any relation to The Beast of Hollow Mountain (1956)

#29

Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...

Last post by bob - November 08, 2025, 05:08:43 PM

copilot




ChatGPT

#30

Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2

Last post by M.10rda - November 08, 2025, 03:55:18 PM

Fair enough. Naschy wouldn't be walking with the Queen, anyway, he'd be manhandling the Queen and glaring at her in a weird aroused yet angry way, but she would be totally into it for some reason, in spite of him looking like John Belushi in a more conservative haircut.