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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
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Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 10:09:56 AM
+ House of the Dead
- Howling 2
+ The Room

10   Apple, The (1980)
10   Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
11   Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
10   Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
9   Ben and Arthur (2002)
10   Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
10   Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
15   Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10   Blood Diner (1987)
10   Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
11   Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10   Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
12   Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
11   Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
11   Fatal Deviation (1998)
13   Glen or Glenda? (1953)
11   Gymkata (1985)
11   Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
12   Hobgoblins (1988)
10   House of the Dead (2003)
2   Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)
11   Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
9   Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
9   Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
11   Maniac (1934)
12   Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
12   Message from Space (1978)
10   Miami Connection (1987)
9   Mitchell (1975)
10   Mommie Dearest (1981)
10   New Year's Evil (1980)
13   No Holds Barred (1989)
20   Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
7   Protector, The (1985)
11   Reefer Madness (1936)
10   Return of the Family Man (1990)
12   Robo Vampire (1988)
16   Robot Monster (1953)
19   Room, The (2003)
10   S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
12   Samurai Cop (1991)
11   Santa Claus (1959)
10   Scanners 3: The Takeover (1992)
10   Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
17   Showgirls (1995)
14   Space Mutiny (1988)
12   Starcrash (1978)
16   Troll 2 (1990)
10   Wicker Man, The (2006)
13   Zardoz (1974)

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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by bob - Today at 10:01:02 AM
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#24
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by M.10rda - Today at 07:58:28 AM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on December 17, 2025, 06:42:15 PM"The Naked Gun" (2025)

Liam Neeson is the hilariously deadpan Frank Drebin Jr. in this reboot of the classic cop-comedy franchise. Along the way he romances a femme fatale played by Pamela Anderson (still hot) and causes tons of mayhem. An entertainingly silly action parody that does the old movies proud.

THE NAKED GUN (2025):
This was fine. (Seeing the even lower-minded SUPERHERO MOVIE a few days ago helped place this in more clear context.) I'm unsure whether the originals (which I haven't seen since I was a kid) were a lot funnier or if that's just the nostalgia talking. In any case, Neeson understood the assignment and really captures the essence of a "Frank Drebbin".

As there are no opening credits, I spent the running time under the impression that it was written and directed by a deeply sedated Seth MacFarlane. In fact the closing credits clarify that it was only produced by MacFarlane but written and directed by the w/d from "Lonely Island". I realize that MacFarlane's humor is highly divisive and Akiva Schaeffer was likely the safer choice, but MacFarlane's digressive style might've been a little more (ahem) arresting. (The most interesting moments in this film are the occasional non-sequiterial riffs, like a menage a trois with a demonic snowman, a group of billionaires discussing mollusk people, or a self-loathing Drebbin racing to find a bathroom while continuing to eat chili dogs.)

The biggest revelation is Pamela Anderson. Age becomes her (she looks like an attractive middle-aged human being now instead of a Barbie doll) and her performance is very funny. Her impromptu scat performance (jazz, not poop  :teddyr: ) is the highlight of the film.

3/5 Also she looks better as a brunette during the climax than she's ever looked as a blonde.
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Last post by lester1/2jr - Today at 06:18:22 AM
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#26
Off Topic Discussion / Re: the I hate xmas thread
Last post by claws - Today at 05:46:40 AM
AI:

Artist Status: Likely fictional or a joke name.
Common Associations: The Sims universe, early internet file-sharing memes.
Likelihood of Being "Real": Very Low.
#27
Off Topic Discussion / Re: the I hate xmas thread
Last post by zombie no.one - Today at 05:02:40 AM
can't even find that song on youtube.... sure you weren't thinking of Cliff Richard - Mistletoe & Wine?

the festive space time continuum vortex has entered turbulence, scientists are working on it 

Season / (Not Xmas Yet) ×12 > 3.3333 = ???
#28
Press Releases and Film News / Re: RIP James Ransone
Last post by claws - Today at 03:12:35 AM
His family started a GoFundMe page and they are getting attacked (pretty disgusting comments) by people on Reddit who assume he had a high net worth.

Surprised people at Reddit don't know these net worth numbers are bulls**t.
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#30
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Last post by bob - December 22, 2025, 11:09:01 PM
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