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#41
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by zombie no.one - May 28, 2026, 04:03:46 AM^^ yeah I'd agree with this take...
I remember it also has the most blatant example of 'blinking corpse' I've ever seen in a movie (not sure if you caught that bit as well)
it's like the actress is giving off "bah, when will this scene be over, I have places to go" vibes... as a corpse
I remember it also has the most blatant example of 'blinking corpse' I've ever seen in a movie (not sure if you caught that bit as well)
it's like the actress is giving off "bah, when will this scene be over, I have places to go" vibes... as a corpse
#42
Bad Movies / Re: I found our old friend aga...
Last post by claws - May 28, 2026, 12:44:08 AMOne of Bob's AI generated posters.
#43
Off Topic Discussion / Re: I helped discover a new sp...
Last post by Paquita - May 27, 2026, 10:53:39 PMThat's so exciting! A Tex Rex! You're like famous or something! 
#44
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by LilCerberus - May 27, 2026, 09:00:36 PMEvery now & then, I try to reimagine The Ballad of Jed Clampett as being retold by some hyperwoke vegan who hates guns, oil & rich people..... And rural southerners....
#45
Games / Re: Answer the question with a...
Last post by chainsaw midget - May 27, 2026, 07:53:21 PMBeer
Alright, I'm back! Who missed me?
Alright, I'm back! Who missed me?
#46
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by chainsaw midget - May 27, 2026, 07:13:15 PMI watched Female Vampire aka Bare Breasted Countess aka Erotikill aka like four or five other different titles, in various stages ranging from almost pure horror movie to almost pure porn.
I watched the one in the middle ground.
Jesse Franco is an acquired taste. Sometimes he's good, sometimes... less so.
This movie is about a mute vampire woman, played by Lina Romay. If you take the number of scenes where she's actually wearing something that covers her ... you'd still probabaly say "That doesn't count because you can see right through it." yeah, she spends the movie mostly naked.
As a vampire, she doesn't just suck blood. She sucks... let's say sexual fluids and life energy. Meaning the people she has sex with die. There's a Van Helsing like character trying to track her down. That's about it for the plot. It doesn't really even have an ending.
The movie is low on energy, has a soft focus and dim lighting, very little dialogue, almost no plot, and frequently plays a background tune that sounds kind of like a sad lullaby. As far as mood goes, it does feel kind of dream-like and artistic.
This is a movie I wanted to like going in, but I honestly had a hard time finishing it. I just kept wanting to go to sleep.
I watched the one in the middle ground.
Jesse Franco is an acquired taste. Sometimes he's good, sometimes... less so.
This movie is about a mute vampire woman, played by Lina Romay. If you take the number of scenes where she's actually wearing something that covers her ... you'd still probabaly say "That doesn't count because you can see right through it." yeah, she spends the movie mostly naked.
As a vampire, she doesn't just suck blood. She sucks... let's say sexual fluids and life energy. Meaning the people she has sex with die. There's a Van Helsing like character trying to track her down. That's about it for the plot. It doesn't really even have an ending.
The movie is low on energy, has a soft focus and dim lighting, very little dialogue, almost no plot, and frequently plays a background tune that sounds kind of like a sad lullaby. As far as mood goes, it does feel kind of dream-like and artistic.
This is a movie I wanted to like going in, but I honestly had a hard time finishing it. I just kept wanting to go to sleep.
#47
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by zombie no.one - May 27, 2026, 07:12:21 PMI cannot remember which Sly Stallone movie it was that I picked up, but on the dvd case he was billed like this:
"SYLVESTER STALLONE (SPY KIDS 3D)"
oh right, that guy...
"SYLVESTER STALLONE (SPY KIDS 3D)"
oh right, that guy...
#48
Good Movies / Re: Hokum (2026)
Last post by WingedSerpent - May 27, 2026, 06:39:40 PMI've got nothing against him. I liked his performance here. Yes, he's unlikable for a lot of the movie, but that's more the character he's playing rather than the actor himself.
Honestly, I don't think I've seen a lot of his movies. But that has nothing to do with him. It's just that's how things have worked out.
Honestly, I don't think I've seen a lot of his movies. But that has nothing to do with him. It's just that's how things have worked out.
#49
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by M.10rda - May 27, 2026, 05:38:33 PMIncidentally, how are we still doing the parenthetical credits thing on posters/blu-ray covers/et al after all these years? There are countless nominally "famous" people I have never heard of and could use a reminder or primer on....... but even I've heard of Charisma Carpenter, and Danmy Trejo's a living legend. Who are those for???
Who are those for??? #50
Good Movies / Re: Hokum (2026)
Last post by M.10rda - May 27, 2026, 05:34:42 PMDo you like Adam Scott normally? I find him to be a deal breaker much of the time. He was okay in MADAME WEB 
in a limited role but I can't take him in strong doses. This is playing 5 minutes away from me and I'd have rushed to see it if it starred nearly anyone else. (...Well, notwithstanding Vince Vaughn, Ethan Hawke... Jim Caviezel... okay, "MOST anyone else".)
in a limited role but I can't take him in strong doses. This is playing 5 minutes away from me and I'd have rushed to see it if it starred nearly anyone else. (...Well, notwithstanding Vince Vaughn, Ethan Hawke... Jim Caviezel... okay, "MOST anyone else".)