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Last post by bob - January 11, 2026, 11:12:18 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 10, 2026, 03:08:27 PM


the image isn't showing up for some reason  :question:

Who will rule under the new world order?





Who stole the golden egg?

#42
Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by bob - January 11, 2026, 11:09:52 AM
-  New Year's Evil
+ Mommie Dearest
- Scanners 3

10   Apple, The (1980)
11   Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
11   Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
10   Bad Girls Go to Hell (1965)
12   Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
9   Ben and Arthur (2002)
12   Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
9   Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
15   Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10   Blood Diner (1987)
11   Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
13   Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10   Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
14   Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
13   Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
12   Fatal Deviation (1998)
14   Glen or Glenda? (1953)
12   Gymkata (1985)
12   Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
15   Hobgoblins (1988)
8   House of the Dead (2003)
11   Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
2   Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
4   Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
10   Maniac (1934)
12   Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
14   Message from Space (1978)
10   Miami Connection (1987)
13   Mommie Dearest (1981)
9    New Year's Evil (1980)
14   No Holds Barred (1989)
23   Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
6   Protector, The (1985)
10   Reefer Madness (1936)
10   Return of the Family Man (1990)
13   Robo Vampire (1988)
20   Robot Monster (1953)
22   Room, The (2003)
10   S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
12   Samurai Cop (1991)
11   Santa Claus (1959)
1   Scanners 3: The Takeover (1992)
11   Sharknado (2013)
10   Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
21   Showgirls (1995)
14   Space Mutiny (1988)
12   Starcrash (1978)
18   Troll 2 (1990)
10   Wicker Man, The (2006)
16   Zardoz (1974)
#43
Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by bob - January 11, 2026, 11:06:48 AM
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#44
Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
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#45
Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by Rev. Powell - January 11, 2026, 10:38:56 AM
#46
Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by Rev. Powell - January 11, 2026, 10:36:26 AM
- Sharknado
- Attack of the Puppet People
+ Showgirls

10   Apple, The (1980)
11   Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
11   Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
10   Bad Girls Go to Hell (1965)
12   Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
9   Ben and Arthur (2002)
12   Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
9   Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
15   Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10   Blood Diner (1987)
11   Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
13   Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10   Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
14   Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
13   Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
12   Fatal Deviation (1998)
14   Glen or Glenda? (1953)
12   Gymkata (1985)
12   Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
15   Hobgoblins (1988)
8   House of the Dead (2003)
11   Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
2   Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
4   Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
10   Maniac (1934)
12   Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
14   Message from Space (1978)
10   Miami Connection (1987)
12   Mommie Dearest (1981)
10   New Year's Evil (1980)
14   No Holds Barred (1989)
23   Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
6   Protector, The (1985)
10   Reefer Madness (1936)
10   Return of the Family Man (1990)
13   Robo Vampire (1988)
20   Robot Monster (1953)
22   Room, The (2003)
10   S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
12   Samurai Cop (1991)
11   Santa Claus (1959)
2   Scanners 3: The Takeover (1992)
11   Sharknado (2013)
10   Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
21   Showgirls (1995)
14   Space Mutiny (1988)
12   Starcrash (1978)
18   Troll 2 (1990)
10   Wicker Man, The (2006)
16   Zardoz (1974)

Ranked:

1. 23   Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
2. 22   Room, The (2003)
3. 21   Showgirls (1995)
4. 20   Robot Monster (1953)
5. 18   Troll 2 (1990)
6. 16   Zardoz (1974)
7t. 15   Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)/Hobgoblins (1988)
9t. 5 at 14
14t. 3 at 13   
17t. 9 at 12

2 at 9, 1 at 8, 1 at 6, 1 at 4, 2 at 2
#47
Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by chainsaw midget - January 11, 2026, 10:28:02 AM

#48
Games / Re: Movie Title Chains
Last post by Rev. Powell - January 11, 2026, 10:22:50 AM
#49
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by Dr. Whom - January 11, 2026, 10:22:49 AM
Dark City (1998)

What if The Matrix was a neo-noir 1940/50s pastiche?

I knew of its reputation and it doesn't disappoint. You might call it an atmospheric noir interpretation of Plato's allegory of the cave. It deals with much the same themes as the Matrix, which is of course much more spectacular. Dark City's strengths are the cinematography and visual design. Also, it is made before movies had to spell everything out for the viewer, so you get a bit of narration at the beginning (apparently at the insistence of the studio) and then things get going. If this was made today, you'd get at least 15 minutes of backstory.
It is literally very dark. This is wholly intentional as the city is plunged in eternal night, but it makes for a gloomy experience. It is more of an interesting thought experiment than an engaging story. Still very much worth seeing.