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#81
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by Rev. Powell - January 17, 2026, 03:47:43 PMOn the other end of the spectrum:
RIFFTRAX: THE GUY FROM HARLEM: The movie is about a guy from Harlem who lives and works as a detective in Miami and never once mentions Harlem, who fights the confusing schemes of local whitey bodybuilder/gangster Big Daddy. The underlying movie is one of the worst Rifftrax has ever done, a nothing of a film that's basically a backyards version of SHAFT with no budget, limited action, and no actors of note or talent; for some reason, this is one of the team' most popular efforts, probably because of the novelty of it being the only true blaxploitation movie in the riffing catalog. 3/5.
RIFFTRAX: THE GUY FROM HARLEM: The movie is about a guy from Harlem who lives and works as a detective in Miami and never once mentions Harlem, who fights the confusing schemes of local whitey bodybuilder/gangster Big Daddy. The underlying movie is one of the worst Rifftrax has ever done, a nothing of a film that's basically a backyards version of SHAFT with no budget, limited action, and no actors of note or talent; for some reason, this is one of the team' most popular efforts, probably because of the novelty of it being the only true blaxploitation movie in the riffing catalog. 3/5.
#82
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by Rev. Powell - January 17, 2026, 02:59:32 PMIT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT (2025): In modern Iran, former political prisoner Vahid kidnaps a man he thinks was his primary torturer, but he can't be 100% sure of his target's identity. Jafar Panahi's latest is about the central dilemma of resisting tyranny: how can we fight monsters without becoming monsters ourselves? 4/5.
As an aside, it was an interesting look at the casual culture of bribery/tipping in modern Iran: it seems like every interaction with a stranger results in a request for money (or more money). One security guard carries a credit card reader along on his rounds so he can accept bribes by debit card.
As an aside, it was an interesting look at the casual culture of bribery/tipping in modern Iran: it seems like every interaction with a stranger results in a request for money (or more money). One security guard carries a credit card reader along on his rounds so he can accept bribes by debit card.
#83
Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by Rev. Powell - January 17, 2026, 02:37:34 PM
#84
Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by Rev. Powell - January 17, 2026, 02:36:01 PM+ Glen or Glenda?
- Sharknado
+ Gymkata
10 Apple, The (1980)
11 Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
11 Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
10 Bad Girls Go to Hell (1965)
12 Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
8 Ben and Arthur (2002)
13 Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
9 Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
15 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10 Blood Diner (1987)
11 Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
13 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10 Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
12 Conqueror, The (1956)
14 Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
14 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
13 Fatal Deviation (1998)
16 Glen or Glenda? (1953)
13 Gymkata (1985)
12 Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
16 Hobgoblins (1988)
6 House of the Dead (2003)
11 Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
2 Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
2 Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
10 Maniac (1934)
13 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
14 Message from Space (1978)
10 Miami Connection (1987)
13 Mommie Dearest (1981)
9 New Year's Evil (1980)
14 No Holds Barred (1989)
23 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
6 Protector, The (1985)
10 Reefer Madness (1936)
10 Return of the Family Man (1990)
14 Robo Vampire (1988)
20 Robot Monster (1953)
22 Room, The (2003)
10 S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
14 Samurai Cop (1991)
11 Santa Claus (1959)
11 Sharknado (2013)
10 Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
21 Showgirls (1995)
14 Space Mutiny (1988)
12 Starcrash (1978)
19 Troll 2 (1990)
10 Wicker Man, The (2006)
18 Zardoz (1974)
Ranked:
1. 23 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
2. 22 Room, The (2003)
3. 21 Showgirls (1995)
4. 20 Robot Monster (1953)
5. 19 Troll 2 (1990)
6. 18 Zardoz (1974)
7t. 16 Glen or Glenda? (1953)/Hobgoblins (1988)
9. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10t. 7 tied at 14
17t. 6 tied at 13
23t. 4 tied at 12
2 at 9, 1 at 8, 2 at 6, 2 at 2
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN0iqwwMsLY85NpLPULaMJGbTrVMoH8OLYecznVD3XE/edit?gid=0#gid=0
BTW, these are the movies on here I'd never even heard of before this list: Fatal Deviation, Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island, Return of the Family Man, Ben and Arthur.
- Sharknado
+ Gymkata
10 Apple, The (1980)
11 Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
11 Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
10 Bad Girls Go to Hell (1965)
12 Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
8 Ben and Arthur (2002)
13 Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
9 Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
15 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10 Blood Diner (1987)
11 Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
13 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10 Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
12 Conqueror, The (1956)
14 Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
14 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
13 Fatal Deviation (1998)
16 Glen or Glenda? (1953)
13 Gymkata (1985)
12 Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
16 Hobgoblins (1988)
6 House of the Dead (2003)
11 Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
2 Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
2 Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
10 Maniac (1934)
13 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
14 Message from Space (1978)
10 Miami Connection (1987)
13 Mommie Dearest (1981)
9 New Year's Evil (1980)
14 No Holds Barred (1989)
23 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
6 Protector, The (1985)
10 Reefer Madness (1936)
10 Return of the Family Man (1990)
14 Robo Vampire (1988)
20 Robot Monster (1953)
22 Room, The (2003)
10 S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
14 Samurai Cop (1991)
11 Santa Claus (1959)
11 Sharknado (2013)
10 Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
21 Showgirls (1995)
14 Space Mutiny (1988)
12 Starcrash (1978)
19 Troll 2 (1990)
10 Wicker Man, The (2006)
18 Zardoz (1974)
Ranked:
1. 23 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
2. 22 Room, The (2003)
3. 21 Showgirls (1995)
4. 20 Robot Monster (1953)
5. 19 Troll 2 (1990)
6. 18 Zardoz (1974)
7t. 16 Glen or Glenda? (1953)/Hobgoblins (1988)
9. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10t. 7 tied at 14
17t. 6 tied at 13
23t. 4 tied at 12
2 at 9, 1 at 8, 2 at 6, 2 at 2
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN0iqwwMsLY85NpLPULaMJGbTrVMoH8OLYecznVD3XE/edit?gid=0#gid=0
BTW, these are the movies on here I'd never even heard of before this list: Fatal Deviation, Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island, Return of the Family Man, Ben and Arthur.
#85
Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by bob - January 17, 2026, 11:57:53 AMcopilot
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#86
Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by bob - January 17, 2026, 11:53:13 AM+ Fatal Deviation
- Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island
+ Robo Vampire
10 Apple, The (1980)
11 Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
11 Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
10 Bad Girls Go to Hell (1965)
12 Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
8 Ben and Arthur (2002)
13 Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
9 Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
15 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10 Blood Diner (1987)
11 Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
13 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10 Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
12 Conqueror, The (1956)
14 Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
14 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
13 Fatal Deviation (1998)
15 Glen or Glenda? (1953)
12 Gymkata (1985)
12 Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
16 Hobgoblins (1988)
6 House of the Dead (2003)
11 Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
2 Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
2 Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
10 Maniac (1934)
13 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
14 Message from Space (1978)
10 Miami Connection (1987)
13 Mommie Dearest (1981)
9 New Year's Evil (1980)
14 No Holds Barred (1989)
23 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
6 Protector, The (1985)
10 Reefer Madness (1936)
10 Return of the Family Man (1990)
14 Robo Vampire (1988)
20 Robot Monster (1953)
22 Room, The (2003)
10 S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
14 Samurai Cop (1991)
11 Santa Claus (1959)
12 Sharknado (2013)
10 Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
21 Showgirls (1995)
14 Space Mutiny (1988)
12 Starcrash (1978)
19 Troll 2 (1990)
10 Wicker Man, The (2006)
18 Zardoz (1974)
- Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island
+ Robo Vampire
10 Apple, The (1980)
11 Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
11 Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
10 Bad Girls Go to Hell (1965)
12 Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
8 Ben and Arthur (2002)
13 Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
9 Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
15 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10 Blood Diner (1987)
11 Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
13 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10 Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
12 Conqueror, The (1956)
14 Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
14 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
13 Fatal Deviation (1998)
15 Glen or Glenda? (1953)
12 Gymkata (1985)
12 Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
16 Hobgoblins (1988)
6 House of the Dead (2003)
11 Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
2 Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
2 Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
10 Maniac (1934)
13 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
14 Message from Space (1978)
10 Miami Connection (1987)
13 Mommie Dearest (1981)
9 New Year's Evil (1980)
14 No Holds Barred (1989)
23 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
6 Protector, The (1985)
10 Reefer Madness (1936)
10 Return of the Family Man (1990)
14 Robo Vampire (1988)
20 Robot Monster (1953)
22 Room, The (2003)
10 S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
14 Samurai Cop (1991)
11 Santa Claus (1959)
12 Sharknado (2013)
10 Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
21 Showgirls (1995)
14 Space Mutiny (1988)
12 Starcrash (1978)
19 Troll 2 (1990)
10 Wicker Man, The (2006)
18 Zardoz (1974)
#87
Good Movies / What my hometown cinema looks ...
Last post by Trevor - January 17, 2026, 11:39:36 AMAccording to GoogleMaps, this is what the Embassy Cinema in Gweru, Zimbabwe - where I saw all my movies from 1974 - 1986 - looks like now 
https://www.google.com/maps/place/QLASIK+JEWELS+COSMETICS(054)/@-19.4546194,29.8155834,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1sAF1QipOX1flK4T9LiSTwgFqlcLK08lgifMgV8ip7fvL7!2e10!3e12!6shttps:%2F%2Flh3.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipOX1flK4T9LiSTwgFqlcLK08lgifMgV8ip7fvL7%3Dw164-h86-k-no!7i1080!8i566!4m7!3m6!1s0x193495d1e42e5cb9:0xc026802b6743c160!8m2!3d-19.4545018!4d29.8156124!10e5!16s%2Fg%2F11qf_rs7l1?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDExMy4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
It says "Yes, we're open today" I wish you weren't.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/QLASIK+JEWELS+COSMETICS(054)/@-19.4546194,29.8155834,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1sAF1QipOX1flK4T9LiSTwgFqlcLK08lgifMgV8ip7fvL7!2e10!3e12!6shttps:%2F%2Flh3.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipOX1flK4T9LiSTwgFqlcLK08lgifMgV8ip7fvL7%3Dw164-h86-k-no!7i1080!8i566!4m7!3m6!1s0x193495d1e42e5cb9:0xc026802b6743c160!8m2!3d-19.4545018!4d29.8156124!10e5!16s%2Fg%2F11qf_rs7l1?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDExMy4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
It says "Yes, we're open today" I wish you weren't.
#88
Off Topic Discussion / Re: So long Erich von Däniken
Last post by Trevor - January 17, 2026, 10:50:15 AMQuote from: chainsaw midget on January 17, 2026, 08:20:23 AMIt's been a lot time since I've heard anyone mention anything about the Bermuda Triangle.
I hope it's still doing okay. Has anybody checked on it lately?
😄😃😀😅😂🐢
Needed that LOL, thanks
#89
Bad Movies / Re: post-2000 remakes of 70s &...
Last post by zombie no.one - January 17, 2026, 09:10:00 AMQuote from: chainsaw midget on January 17, 2026, 08:16:06 AMFriday the 13 was okay, but felt like it was missing something.
too much like any other random 2010 era horror for me.
Quote from: chainsaw midget on January 17, 2026, 08:16:06 AMSomehow I have not managed to get around to watching Nic Cage in the Wicker man.
I really like the original, the remake hits all the wrong buttons. hard to know why they bothered. for me it's not even so bad its good, except maybe the bees scene
#90
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by M.10rda - January 17, 2026, 08:42:07 AMI really like that one and I LOVE the original score!