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This feels like somebody describing their dream to you.

"So, anyway, there are these girls standing their in their underwear while I'm praising the sky, and then there's a pirate hat on a coffin, and then..."

#85

Bad Movies / Re: "Scarlet Warning 666" AKA ...

Last post by indianasmith - May 13, 2026, 06:46:37 PM

Man, that thing SCREAMS "1970's!!!"

#86

Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2

Last post by chainsaw midget - May 13, 2026, 06:34:32 PM

I saw Hocus Pocus 2. It's ... fine. It's not bad. It's not great. If you need a decent kid friendly Halloween movie it'll fit the bill. It just doesn't feel as strong or as well put together as he first one. There's a lot of stuff that feels just like they're doing it because the first one did it and it's expected now.

They do try to give the Sanderson Sisters a sympathetic background and send off and that part never really works.

#87

Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...

Last post by bob - May 13, 2026, 05:50:32 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 13, 2026, 08:52:09 AM
Quote from: bob on May 13, 2026, 07:39:11 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 12, 2026, 09:59:42 AMCoPilot refused to make the poster for "The Sleazy Ninja," but gave a description:

A pulpy, neon‑lit martial‑arts fever dream. Picture a shadow‑drenched alley in 1980s Tokyo, rain slicking the pavement, a lone ninja in torn fishnet armor striking a pose under a flickering sign that reads "Honor's Dead. Lust Lives."

Anyone want to give it a go?

Wrong picture, I think.

#88

Good Movies / Re: 100 COLOR movies

Last post by HappyGilmore - May 13, 2026, 05:50:17 PM

77.) GoldenEye.
The Bond movie. I think 95/96?

#89

Bad Movies / Re: "Scarlet Warning 666" AKA ...

Last post by Trevor - May 13, 2026, 05:39:33 PM

😆😅😀🤣😄

That trailer makes Neil Breen look like an Oscar winner. 😉🐢

#90

Bad Movies / "Scarlet Warning 666" AKA "Sca...

Last post by Rev. Powell - May 13, 2026, 05:23:26 PM

A legendary "lost" bad film. Read the insane story from Grindhouse Releasing:

https://shop.grindhousereleasing.com/products/palmer-rockeys-scarlet-warning-666-deluxe-3-disc-blu-ray-set-only-3000-numbered-units

I read about this in the old Book of the Subgenius, where Rev. Ivan Stang raved, "NO MAN can even barely begin to conceive of the PURITY OF PSYCHOSIS displayed by this motion picture without actually seeing it." I wasn't even sure it was a real movie, and was pretty sure I would never get the chance to see it; now it's sitting on my wishlist, just waiting for me to click "buy."

This trailer should whet your appetite: https://youtu.be/-nEGNxW-pk4?si=Q1DTInvg7lXOR7dE

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