A.J. Bauer Reviews: THANKSKILLING

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:56:40 PM

You won't believe this! ALL of the actors are worse than Tommy Wiseau!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:57:57 PM

She's getting f**ked by a turkey and she can't even tell that's not a human in her vag.

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:58:37 PM

"You just got STUFFED!"

.....Screw it! I'm doing it again!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!![/i][/b]

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 08:00:11 PM

Gravy flavored condoms? I could make MILLIONS off that idea!

Rev. Powell · March 11, 2011, 08:01:04 PM

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 08:01:33 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on March 11, 2011, 08:01:04 PM

I can't wait for THAT scene!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 08:02:52 PM

Never mind! Just found that scene.

The turkey is wearing a nose and mustache glasses disguise. I don't think I'm watching a movie. I think I'm high.

Rev. Powell · March 11, 2011, 08:03:34 PM

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on March 11, 2011, 08:01:33 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on March 11, 2011, 08:01:04 PM

I can't wait for THAT scene!

Sorry, didn't mean to post a spoiler. I thought that scene had passed already, my bad.

RD · March 11, 2011, 08:03:58 PM

So, has blood freak been dethroned as worst film about a turkey killer?

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 08:05:01 PM

He can't tell it's a turkey?! This is a new record for stupid.

He also doesn't have a problem with the fact that the turkey just said he's hundreds of years old.

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 08:06:18 PM

Oh! You see? He wasn't suspicious of the talking turkey! He thought it was a talking duck! No problem at all!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 08:08:04 PM

He made a mask out of the sheriff's face and wore it! AND HIS DAUGHTER FELL FOR IT!!

HOW IS EVERYBODY THIS STUPID?!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 08:10:18 PM

MOOOOOONNNNNTTTTAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGEEEEEE~!!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 08:12:38 PM

Half the book is in English. The rest of it in mathematical code. Why? Look movie, you ARE NOT the Da Vinci Code! Stop trying!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 08:14:14 PM

"You kids are retarded!"

THANK YOU!!