OT: The Earth is in Danger!!!!

[dean]

Someone call Ben and Bruce, we need to prepare ourselves from Ultimate Destruction

Just thought I'd give you guys a heads up so you can prepare for the forthcoming desolation.

I wonder, will there be preparations to destroy this threat before it reaches us?

[Alan Smithee]

I thought this had to do with Al Gore. Dammit.

[plan9superfan]

Quick, someone call Bruce Willis!

[Flangepart]

Insert head, tighten knees, kiss ass goodby.

[The Conqueroo]

Or Get Michael Moore To Make A Documentary About The Giant Killer Asteroid That's About To Hit Earth!!He'll Say It's Just Another Plan By The Bush White House To Exploit Our Fears About 9/11!!All The Hot Air Will Cause It To Fall Harmlessly Into The Gulf of Mexico!!"Quick Man!!Cling Tenaciously To My Buttocks!!"-'Powdered Toast Man'.

[Shadowphile]

Sean Connery did the asteroid busting thing before Bruce Willis got into the game.....

 

[plan9superfan]

SEAN CONNERY KICKS ASS!