Four Stinkers from the Polonia Brothers aka That OTHER Galaxy of Terror

[LilCerberus]

Somebody has to warn the public!

I’m kind of surprised that there hasn’t been a greater public outcry against this crapfest that blasphemes the name of my favorite Roger Corman film. Then again, I suppose not many people are willing to admit they fell for it, even out of idle curiosity. Or perhaps it’s because the sheer inanity of these stinkers is so overwhelming, that any attempt to compose an articulate warning induces cerebral collapse.

I know every time I try to come up with an adequate explanation, I suddenly have to stick my finger up my nose in order to prevent my brain from trying to escape.

But, like I said, somebody has to warn the public.

Seriously, hand puppets for monsters, water pistols for guns, and characters portrayed by non-actors. I would’ve thought that the works of Ed Wood, Larry Buchanan, and Tim Hines (just to name a few) would’ve prepared me for this level of ineptitude. Boy, was I wrong!

The sad part is, when watching these films in the order presented, I got the impression of some slight (very slight) degree of improvement (though in this case, that isn’t saying much).

However, when noting the chronological order of these stinkers, it quickly becomes apparent that these guys have not only failed to improve over time, but have actually gotten worse.

Pardon my rambling, but this OTHER Galaxy of Terror is so painfully inept, it actually defies description.