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OT - Mortal Kombaaaaaaaat!!!

Started by Neville, July 10, 2006, 04:13:11 PM

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Neville

Had the movies been like this, I may have even enjoyed them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FheI0auVl7Y
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Shadowphile

I'm looking for a lawyer to sue you.  I want those 3 minutes and 8 seconds back....

Neville

Oh, c'on, it wasn't as excruciating as "Mortal Kombat II: Annihilation", was it?

And I really have to try that bicycle kick.
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

dean

Have you watched their other ones?  I know they've done teenage mutant ninja turtles and pokemon amongst some others.  Scary stuff.

What's really funny is reading the comments from all the 12 year old girls saying 'OMG u guyz r soooooo cute!!!!' etc etc.  It makes for some funny reading.
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daveblackeye15

I was amused by how they did the characters, for Scorpion and Sub-Zero they just pulled their shirts over their heads.

Not much on green are we?
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Neon Noodle

LIke watching a car wreck - you know it'll be ugly but you just can't look away.
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While on a journey, Chuang Tzu found an old skull, dry and parched.
With sorrow, he questioned and lamented the end of all things.
When he finished speaking, he dragged the skull over and, using it for a pillow, lay down to sleep.
In the night, the skull came to his dreams and said, 'You are a fool to rejoice in the entanglements of life.'
Chuang Tzu couldn`t believe this and asked, 'If I could return you to your life, you would want that, wouldn`t you?'
Stunned by Chuang Tzu`s foolishness, the skull replied, 'How do you know that it is bad to be dead?'

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Mr_Vindictive

Neon,

Good to have you back, again.
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