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Uwe Boll does as promised...

Started by Neville, September 06, 2006, 01:14:24 PM

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Neville

...and he's just beaten up the webmaster from Spanish bad movie website CineCutre.

Let's remember Boll promised to fight his critics in a box ring and used some of the footage on his upcoming "Postal 2" movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjM2w5FOPQw

Seing how sad this defeat is (not to mention plain pathetic, and the biggest attack on Spaniard national ego since the Cuba war against the USA), I think Andrew should consider fighting the guy.
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Ash

No offense, but I've seen girls with more spunk and fight than that Spanish fighter!
Had you not mentioned that it was a guy and had I not seen that he had a beard, I would've thought it was a girl.
You guys needed a better fighter....one with balls perhaps.
What a sissy!

Neville

ASHTHECAT Wrote:
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> You guys needed a better fighter....one with balls
> perhaps.

C'on, don't be so hard on him. It's a nerd we're speaking about here. And you just have to see the way he "trained" for the big time:

http://milliondollarjevy.blogspot.com/

We should have sent him an undercover nerd, like Raineier Wolfcastle in that Simpsons skit. Hope the rest of the Internet critics watch this and start taking the man seriously. On the ring, I mean.
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Ash

Seriously, I personally know one local girl who's an amatuer boxer that would whoop Uwe Boll's ass!

Now that would be a sight to see!

Neville

I think Andrew vs. Boll would be a good one. Only problem, we would need a translator for the insults in German.
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Rombles

I think Movie Director vs Spanish Nerd would be a vastly different fight to Movie Director vs US Marine.  I think Mr Boll's only chance with that one would be to edit the footage in Post Production to look like he didn't get slaughtered!
Brrrrrrrraaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!

trekgeezer

Man, what a couple of pussies! I couldn't even watch all of it.

If Boll fought Andrew I guaranty the fight would be about 20 seconds long.
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And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Shadowphile

At least Boll was willing to put himself in the ring, without knowing anything about his opponent.  That takes balls.  And the critic deserves some accolades for stepping up as well.  He knew he wasn't a boxer when he signed up but he signed up anyway.

Dr. Whom

Perhaps, but the way he reacted makes me think he didn't expect that Uwe Boll would actually hit him very hard.
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Doc Daneeka

At least Uwe has shown at least twice as much chutzpah than Ed Wood ever had. You go, king of modern B!

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