Teenage Caveman (2002)

[BoyScoutKevin]

I just wanted to add: "You are a braver man, than I am, Andrew Borntreger."

[Devonshire]

Watched this garbage last night, absolutely rubbish.  Most dissappointed about the lack of any real caveman/cavewoman action.  After these muppets wake up in that modern apartment it could have been set in modern Seatle or anywhere else for that matter.  Good review however but watch at your peril!  

[Fire Inc.]

I am a fan of bad movies but this one took the s**t.  I paid $3 for it at Big Lots and I think I wasted $3 and a part of my soul.  Never before has something been so bad and had absolutely zero redeeming factors.  This review should be posted at all websites and stores that sell Teenage Caveman with a warning not to buy this movie under any circumstances.  I think the movie actually tainted my dvd player.  I might have to buy a new one.  I wish I was smart enough to heed the review but I tempted fate and I lost.

[Terminal]

This movie feels like Larry Clark filmed ninety minutes of barely legal kids having sex, and someone eventually tapped him on the shoulder and asked "When does the monster come in?" To which Clark asks "Monster? What monster?" Ugh.

[rebel_1812]

Watched this garbage last night, absolutely rubbish.  Most dissappointed about the lack of any real caveman/cavewoman action.  After these muppets wake up in that modern apartment it could have been set in modern Seatle or anywhere else for that matter.  Good review however but watch at your peril!  

I agree.  There is nothing in this that has to do with cavemen.  Cavemen are in prehistoric times.  This movie is in post-apocalypse times.  Sure some people live in a cave, but that doesn't make them cavemen.  Just like if you live in a trailer your not necessarily trailer trash. 

The film is more a softcore/horror film.