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Worst Films You Saw In The Theater

Started by Shadow, January 12, 2007, 07:43:53 PM

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Bill C.

I think I saw Virtuosity in the theater too.  Bleah.

Dr. Whom

Immortel (Ad Vitam). This is actually more boring than Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

SaintMort

in response to Orca... I can't not laugh at the leg biting scene lol

peter johnson

If by "worst" you define as films walked out on, then the following:
Beer with Sally Kellerman -- this was supposed to be a comedy.  After sitting there for an hour without laughing, I'd had enough.
Howard the Duck -- This is a very strange thing to unite so many of us here.  I'm frankly shocked that so many of us had such a similar experience.
The Valachi Papers -- After the 8th or so meaningless, inexplicable, random murder, I gave up.
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There are also really horrid films that I sat through to the bitter end:
Equinox -- yes, I know there are those of us here who love this one.
The Phantom of The Opera (The Robert Englund version).  People in the theatre were screaming obscenities at the screen at this one.  The only film I"ve ever attended where I personally witnessed an angry "mob" -- well, at least 5 -- of people haranguing the boxoffice for their money back.
Panic in the Year 3000 -- NOT to be confused with "Panic in The Year Zero", which I have not seen but understand to be not so bad.  This was a New Zealand film starring Olivia Hussey (Romeo and Juliet) & a cheap ripoff of Road Warrior and The Most Dangerous Game.  Wretched on so many levels, but I sat through the whole thing in hopes of some nudity.
peter johnson/denny crane
I have no idea what this means.