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Transylvanian castle with ties to Dracula for sale

Started by Andrew, January 09, 2007, 09:32:27 AM

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Andrew

The link is to the Slashdot story.  It looks like the actual Telegraph page they link to has been Slashdotted out of existence.  Anyway, the ties to Dracula are rather slim, but there you go:

http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/01/09/0137249
Andrew Borntreger
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Scott

77 million..........I have to have it. It might be cheaper to invade Romania to obtain the castle.


Shadow

Man, I would LOVE to live in a place like that...as long as I got high speed internet. :teddyr:
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Yaddo 42

If it'll bring in the goth chicks, I'm interested.

And that place will probably get high speed internet before I do.
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BeyondTheGrave

Quote from: Yaddo 42 on January 17, 2007, 07:19:12 AM
If it'll bring in the goth chicks, I'm interested.

And that place will probably get high speed internet before I do.


I agree about the Goth Girls. I mean whats more goth than having Draculas Castle? or any Castle for that matter. Maybe expect White Castle.  :twirl:
Most of all I hate dancing then work,exercise,people,stupidpeople


Andrew

I think that a requirement would be to have a few million extra to "enhance" the castle.  Of course, you could have high speed Internet access.  What I am really thinking of is a pack of guard dogs with tracking collars on them.  That way, you can tell where any intruders are at.  Look at the map and see where the dogs are congregating.  At the center of that is your very unhappy intruder.

Oh, and a heated moat with crocodiles:  mandatory.
Andrew Borntreger
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raj

And don't forget the dungeon with the torture er BDSM, er, historical implements.

Scott

Visit the Torture Museum to furnish your new castle. This museum once came to Atlantic City and was one of the very best exhibits I ever saw anywhere. Really amazing. They only show a small sample on the website.

http://www.torturamuseum.com/instruments.html

Yaddo 42

Quote from: raj on January 18, 2007, 03:15:59 PM
And don't forget the dungeon with the torture er BDSM, er, historical implements.

We call those "recreational accommodations for the goth chicks".

The heated moat with crocs is the "deluxe jacuzzi with custom fixtures".

The guard dogs are "the attentive and helpful staff always on hand for your every need".

I need a PR job. For Guantanamo Bay.
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