YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS A..... ( You are here)

[Flangepart]

Dear Virginia.
There is a reason i destroy major metropolitan citys.
I have a contract with the Yakuza, the japanese Mafia, to make work for mob owned construction companys.
Death and rebuilding are part of nature, and so am i, doing my part for nature.
Nothing personal Virginia, its just busness.
                                          Your friendly Dai Kaiju.
                                          Godzilla.

Okey, you loons. Other B-movie characters writeing the famous tyke. ...
Your turn!

[Dennis]

Dear Virginia,

  Yes, it's true that I'm kind of scary looking, but that's not really my fault, it's just a family thing. I really enjoy the solitude of my cave at the beach and I don't mean to hurt anybody, but every time that bimbo Lucy goes skinny dipping in the moon light it makes me crazy, so yes I did tear the head off that guy in the market and eat part of the rest of him but it was that woman who drove me to do it. I hope you can see that I'm not to blame for this and that we can be friends.
 
                                                                                                                           Your friend (I hope),
                                                                                                                     Monster of Piedras Blancas

[Shadow]

Yes Virginia,

It's true...I am your mother. I am your father, also. In fact, I am everyone on your block. Soon - in less than 27,000 hours in fact, I will be everybody on the planet. Even you.

Sincerely,

John Carpenter's The Thing

[RCMerchant]

    Dear Virginia,
Yes Virginia,I am here with you. Now,just turn your head to theleft and keep turning...you can do it...all the way now...Yes you did it! Now face the mean old man in black and puke as hard  as you can right in his face! WHEEE! Is'nt this fun?!?

                                                                                                                                           Yours  in Hell,
                                                                                                                                                  SATAN

[KYGOTC]

Dear Virginia,

EVIL MUST PERISH!

Love,
-Cheetah Man.

[the ghoul]

Dear Virginia,

Yes, Virginia, there is a future for you, in the future.

Your Friend,

Criswell

[peter johnson]

Yes, Virginia, there is a Satan Claws --
Every time you wet your bed at night or doubt that Mommy or Daddy love you, or when people make fun of you in school, there is Satan Claws.
pj/dc

[Joe the Destroyer]

Dear Virginia,
Yes Virginia, they all float down here.  When you're down here, you may float as well.  Hell, even I float sometimes. 

Sincerely,
Pennywise the Dancing Clown

[Poogie]

Dear Virginia,

I'm here at the Overlook and I've been trying to write but, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy........
                                Sincerely,
                                Jack

[JaseSF]

Dear Virginia,

       Yes Virginia, there's a chance there might be even more dangers awaiting for us in and/or from Outer Space. But we cannot let a few hideous alien monstrosities stop the progress of science. We cannot let fear stand in our way if we hope to conquer the final frontier. No, we must continue on in the face of the possibility that more alien threats to the entire planet await us. But as always I'm prepared and ready to embrace whatever challenges should come my way.

                       Sincerely,
                       Professor Bernard Quatermass

[BeyondTheGrave]

Dear Virginia,

Yes Virginia life in the Colonial Marines is tough. We have just encounterd "Xenomorphs" at a small mining colony. Tough bastards killed most of the squad and burnt me with acid. Don't worry I'm ok. Hopefully we get out of here so I don't have to hear Hudson whining anymore.

Sincerely,
Cpl. Dwayne Hicks, CMC

[Ash]

Dear Virginia,

Four more weeks and I was supposed to be out.
Now I'm on a bottomless rock!
We're f*cked!  We're doomed!

Sincerely,
Private Hudson, CMC

[Flangepart]

Dear Virginia.
Yes, i do have great strength. In fact, i can lift many a marbel table over my head, and throw it at my enemies. But, that does take a lot out of me, and even us demigods get sleepy. Just ask my dad. Hey, when he snores, people think its an earth quake of something!
But if you need help defeating beautiful female despots, i'm your Greek.

                                                  Your man in the lion skin loin cloth.
                                                   Hercules