MOTOR HOME MASSACRE (2005)

[The Burgomaster]

I did not heed Foywonder's warning and I went ahead and bought this DVD.  I couldn't get through the entire movie in one sitting.  I watched the first hour on Monday night and the final half hour on Tuesday night.

A group of guys and gals take off for the weekend in a 1970s model motor home.  The characters are basically retreads from dozens of similar slasher movies:  the horny couple, the obnoxious guy, the girl who can't stop thinking about her ex-boyfriend, the mild-mannered nice guy . . . you know the routine.

Anyway, they happen to go camping in the same area where some vicious machete murders recently occurred.  Of course, the killer hacks and slashes through most of the cast before the movie ends.  (In some shots, the machete is clearly fake . . . it looks like cardboard painted silver).  The final 5 minutes of the movie are so stupid that you will want to barf . . . that is, if you can make it that far without flinging the disk out the window.

However, as bad as this movie is, it looks like a classic if you compare it to KILLJOY (see my recent comments about this miserable piece of trash).

Oh, well . . . 

[Ash]

Thanks for the warning.
It sounds terrible.

But it does have the coolest title!

[raj]

Thanks for the warning.
It sounds terrible.

But it does have the coolest title!

A good title is a terrible thing to waste.

[Jack]

I've been wanting to pick this one up even though everyone says it's terrible.  It just sounds like such a cheesy slasher