Frankenhooker

[Raven]

I was saddend no to see a listing for this little gem nor Zachariah, the first electric western with a really young Don Johnson

[Andrew]

There is no way I can ever possibly review every movie that should be on the site (unless someday I clone a few hundred Andrews).  However, I am happy to say that I am batting .500 for your post:

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/frankenhooker/

[Katie]

Please do not ask my husband to clone himself.  One is enough!  Love you, hun.

[Andrew]

Please do not ask my husband to clone himself.  One is enough!  Love you, hun.

My wife is here!  Quick, hide the hookers!

Actually...what would it take to clone enough Katie's that I would (statistically speaking) always have one around that was not pregnant?  Any math majors in here?

[sideorderofninjas]

Was a math minor. 

Let x represent the mean average of clones...
In a year span, E=((x/12)/9)*C, where c represents the speed of light...

[Torgo]

Didn't the VHS box for Frankenhooker have her eyes light up red when you pressed a button on the front?

[peter johnson]

Zachariah:
Bad movie written by The Firesign Theatre --
Frankenhooker:
Bad movie that took the wind out of the sails of ROBOCHIC in the domestic/US market.  Robochic stars Phil Proctor of The Firesign Theatre --
Mathematically speaking, we are all Bozos on this bus . . .
pj.dc

[Menard]

...what would it take to clone enough Katie's that I would (statistically speaking) always have one around that was not pregnant?

I think trekgeezer needs to have that talk with you about the birds and the bees.

[Zapranoth]

Please do not ask my husband to clone himself.  One is enough!  Love you, hun.

My wife is here!  Quick, hide the hookers!

Actually...what would it take to clone enough Katie's that I would (statistically speaking) always have one around that was not pregnant?  Any math majors in here?

I'm not a math major, but the math majors can help me out.

Everyone's a little different, but making the "average" assumptions... hmm.  It would depend on her cycle length and how often you guys do the deed.     

Assume twice a week (with little kids in the house!  ha!), normal cycle, etc.  Average fecundability for a couple that is thirty-ish (?).    Probability of pregnancy on the most fertile day... 40 to 50%.   2 days out of 7 on that given week.    (2/7) * (.4)  =  So a maybe 11% chance or so of pregnancy per month, with any given Katie clone, depending on the variables you pick.

40 week gestation, no early or late births figured on average.

So how do you then calculate it from there?

[Andrew]

Didn't the VHS box for Frankenhooker have her eyes light up red when you pressed a button on the front?

I never saw a box like that for "Frankenhooker."  The ones I saw, you pressed it and it would say, "Wanna date?"

"The Dead Pit" had a zombie on the box cover and, if you pressed it, the eyes would blink.

[raj]

Well, if there are an equal number of Andrew clones and Katie clones, at the current fertility rate, I'd hazard a guess that perhaps 1% would not be pregnant at any given time.

[Andrew]

Thanks, guys. I was sort of looking for a situation where they was one of me, with "access" to a wife who was not pregnant.

[Joe]

they need to make some dvd packaging like the old 80's vhs boxes, with lights and sounds, more or less for that paticular movie whos original vhs box featured lights and or sound.