The Golden Compass

Immoral Liberal · December 07, 2007, 02:40:10 PM

Something not widely known about Mark Twain is that
he was the ghost writer on The Great Train Robbery.
He wrote from experience...

Joe the Destroyer · December 08, 2007, 12:26:50 AM

My other mustache is a Fu Manchu.

CheezeFlixz · December 08, 2007, 01:03:51 AM

Boy you've got a funny hat and your aim isn't worth a sh!t.

Jack · December 08, 2007, 09:04:06 AM

Guy in funny hat: "Well, this is rather embarrassing. With these gloves on I can't seem to get my finger inside the trigger guard. Might I have a do-over sir?"

Justy · December 08, 2007, 10:05:49 AM

Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you.

AndyC · December 08, 2007, 11:00:56 AM

"Pass it on"

Yaddo 42 · December 08, 2007, 10:44:02 PM

Conagher 2: Electric Boogaloo

or

"Eat more beef, sonny, It's What's For Dinner.

or

"I've got a funny looking hat?"

sideorderofninjas · December 08, 2007, 11:24:44 PM

You're 3 seconds from a very shallow grave if you mention me starring in Fatal Beauty with Whoopi Goldberg...

jdlarch · October 21, 2008, 11:17:06 PM

You'd better not...I don't usually miss at this range...

sprite75 · October 22, 2008, 08:53:10 AM

This isn't Star Wars mister. I don't suffer from the stormtrooper effect. Ask the last 20 guys I shot.

asimpson2006 · October 22, 2008, 10:30:47 AM

Man with funny hat: Wow I didn't know you were an expert assassin I didn't hear you sneak up on me.

Mark Twain looking man: No I'm not an assassin, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn express last night.

Pennywise · March 15, 2009, 11:41:04 PM

"Alright, now hand over some of that $180 million dollar budget. Sammy needs a new handlebar moustache!"

meQal · March 16, 2009, 08:57:22 AM

"You just keep holding that gun on them and make watch whatever CGI filled piece of S#!@ I am in now."

The Golden Compass

Joe the Destroyer