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MINYA REACHES PUBERTY.

Started by Dennis, August 15, 2007, 08:25:33 AM

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Dennis


Gee dad, mom says I'm old enough now, so you're gonna give me that talk about the Rodans and Mothras, okay ?

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

Jordan

Amazing but true Sci-Fi fact #3986756783483483: Minya's Origin
Right before being bombarded with Gamma Rays from space, comic book character Ben Grimm ate the Pillsbury Dough Guy. After becoming the rock-skinned "Thing," Ben had a huge bowel movement, resulting in Minya.
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Goji_girl

It seems as if Godzilla raped King Kong and three days later ate a lot of Mexican food. Then took a really big bad crap resulting Minya.

Potato king

"Don't lie to me, mum, I look like CRAP!"

AnubisVonMojo


"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

HarlotBug3

"Do you have something against droppings?" "Well, no, I..." "Sure, everyone says that till they step in it."

BlackAngel75

Minya: Mom, tell the truth, do I have a pimple on my face?

Mom: That pimple IS your face.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Flangepart

The Pillsbury Doughboy should never have had children.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Yaddo 42

"Hi, I'm Mickey Rooney for Depends......."
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Dennis

Quote from: Yaddo 42 on August 18, 2007, 10:25:57 PM
"Hi, I'm Mickey Rooney for Depends......."
That had me laughing so hard that I choked on my soda. Karma.

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

jdlarch

"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!"

Cut! Thank you for auditioning we'll keep you on file. Please don't call.
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

Psycho Circus

Gary Coleman auditions for Ghoulies 20 years too late...