Bela

[Texdar]

Ok, we don't have any pets, so I really would like to know who peed on the carpet?

[Mr. DS]

(guy pointing):  That is most certainly not a handicap spot, please move your wheelchair immediately. 

[Gerry]

Bela: Dammit!  How did I get in the red-herring butler role again!

[RCMerchant]

 I vill find out who the killer is! Put your feet in -1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4-

[indianasmith]

There was a split second of silence, followed by the sickening thunk of skulls colliding as they all went for the quarter at once . . . .

[Yaddo 42]

Dave managed to get almost everyone with the old "Are you afraid of heights? Your zipper is" gag.

[Goji_girl]

What's that? Ha! Made you look!

[BlackAngel75]

You clean that up.  No, you clean that up.  No, you clean that up...

[IzzyDedjet]

...You do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself about...

[jdlarch]

Man in grey: Our first clue is this cheap knock-off persian rug. What would something so tawdry be doing in a nice house like this?
Woman, indignantly: I beg your pardon! This is my house, and that's my rug...I could just kill you!
Man in grey: Aha! This woman has a quick temper and a propensity for violence. This case is solved! There is your murderer!
Bela: But there's been no murder. We're all here to discuss thumb tack futures and stock options.
Man in grey: Aha! Then why is there a dead body in that wheelchair? And why are you drawing our attention away from it? Hm? Perhaps you are our murderer, sir!
Bela: That's Cedric, and he has narcolepsy...
Man in grey: Oh......well I knew that. Oh, look at the time....