Dating Advice?

[Ash]

Lowered Expectations
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vNk_j3Z18A

[JaseSF]

I wonder if women hate it when they leave themselves open to be asked out and put out as many signals as they can to try and catch a guy's interest and the guy either doesn't even notice or doesn't act on it....

Actually at 33, nearly 34, I'm now feeling the urges to get out and enjoy myself more than I have in quite as long as I can remember. Sadly the  ladies don't look at me the way they did 10 years ago. I've added a bit of mass around the belly since then and I've had Bells Palsy attacks so my face has a little, almost unnoticeable but it still grates on my conscience and my confidence, slight facial deformity so that when I kiss, my mouth is a bit squish and one eye closes. A major turn-off for the ladies no doubt...

[raj]

I wonder if women hate it when they leave themselves open to be asked out and put out as many signals as they can to try and catch a guy's interest and the guy either doesn't even notice or doesn't act on it....

I hate it when a woman seems to be sending out signals & talks about what she (not they) did the past weekend, when she actually does have a boyfriend.  Grrr.

[BTM]

Lowered Expectations
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vNk_j3Z18A

Think they stole that from Mad TV.  (I know, it's a parody of eHarmony commercials, but still, MadTV's been doing a gag about a "Lowered Expectation" dating services since it's started.)