Drac and Frank

[Texdar]

I can't...help...myself......must....pinch.....those....cheeks!

[AnubisVonMojo]

Yes! Yes! My lifesize Herman Munster statue has finally arrived! He shall be the keystone from which my Munsters museum will grow!

[Andrew]

"Righty=tighty and lefty=loosy, right?"

[Joe the Destroyer]

Was this how your father touched you, Frankie? 

[Gerry]

I had a headache "this big."

[Mr. DS]

Dammit...the love doll company sent me the wrong item, now how the hell am I supposed to return this?

[indianasmith]

NOW . . . .  you will reveal to me the location of Fay Wray's dressing room . . ."

(Sorry . . . that was weak!)

[Inyarear]

"Still, there is nothing! This always worked for Spock..."

[Yaddo 42]

But the ad said the head would be this big! Ripped off again!

[BlackAngel75]

Oops, I opened the wrong box.   Now, where's the box Joan Rivers is usually kept in?

[IzzyDedjet]

After his decision to to live more a more healthy life style, Drac started reading the ingredient labels on his snacks more carefully.

Drac:  DAMMIT.  Contains MSG!

[dean]

"And now to re-enact the famous kiss scene in Spiderman 1, FRANKIE AND DRAC!!!"

[jdlarch]

Grandpa: Herman, wake up! Eddie and Marilyn snuck out to a rave and Lily's with another monster!
Herman: Oh, leave me alone Grandpa, I'm trying to get my beauty sleep!
Grandpa: Oh! I could just kill you! ........ Then bring you back to life! But you wouldn't learn anything from it; you've already been through that.

*Canned small audience laughter*