Britney Spears Bombing At The VMA

[Zapranoth]

Some part of me reads this thread and feels bad.

Another part of me hears an amalgam of internal voices from various video games, saying things like "fatality" and "killer combo!"

No  one has yet approached that cattle prod comment from early in the thread, though.

I agree with what a psychologist said on TV (regarding Britney) -- she needs to have someone step in and separate her from all the s**t she's in, put her on a ranch (eeeeasy, boys) for several months and let her get her s**t together.  That, or it'll take a near-death experience.