The WORLD's GREATEST OXYMORONS

[Allhallowsday]

At supper tonight on the beach in ASBURY PARK, NEW JERSEY, I asked the group of friends: "What are the World's greatest oxymorons?"  One smartass suggested: "Bobby Sherman's Greatest Hits!"    

My suggestions were:
ARMY INTELLIGENCE
ENGLISH CUISINE
LESBIAN HUMOR... 

What are some of the WORLD's other GREATEST OXYMORONS ???

[Joe the Destroyer]

Microsoft Works
Reality TV

[IzzyDedjet]

Chinese Civil Rights
Honorable Politician

[CheezeFlixz]

To name some of 100's

Tax Return
Jumbo Shrimp
Pretty Ugly
Head Butt
Working Vacation
Fine Mess
Virtual Reality
Act Naturally
balding hair
Government Organization
Alone Together
Work Party
ironwood
Living Dead
Same Difference
Plastic Glass
Peace Force

and my all time fav ...

Happily married

[Allhallowsday]

Microsoft Works
Reality TV

Political party

[IzzyDedjet]

It's a bad attempt, but it IS an oxy moron...of sorts

[BlackAngel75]

white chocolate

[zombie no.one]

fun fact

[Susan]

cheap gas? lol

FAIR TAX

[ulthar]

feeling logical

[Snivelly]

Here's one I keep seeing on banners around here :

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