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Badmovies Halloween Incantation

Started by Fausto, September 24, 2007, 11:27:33 PM

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Fausto


In the spirit of the Weird Sisters from Macbeth, let's create our own cauldron filled with the most horrible things we can think of (that rhyme, of course). Be creative, and lets try to add on as many verses as possible. I'll start:


Double, Double, Toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble,
Fair is foul and foul is fair
Hover through the fog and filthy air...

Toe of wolf and fang of bat
Some lypo sucked-out Star Jones fat
A heavy pint of p**sed-in beer
The remains of Corey Feldman's career
Bloody leech and gremlin's snot
The Toxic Avenger's money shot
The Stuff and bits of broken glass
The hairs up Rush Limbaugh's fat ass
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin