A good time was had by all...

[sprite75]

...Unfortunately, the guy woke up the next morning with a hangover and implants growing all over his body.

[Jack]

Yeah, I'm doin' the producer.  I get more screentime than than the rest of the cast combined!

[AndyC]

The Borg's greatest weakness: They can't hold their liquor.

[Patient7]

I wish we could, but I don't know how to get out of this d*mn velour jumpsuit.

[jdlarch]

And one time, at Borg Band Camp....

[Dave M]

Good one, generic bump nosed alien! That was almost as funny as the major sex scandal that caused my husband to loose his Senate seat to some stoner, for trying to score with ME! When we were married!! Ahh, good times.

Man, what did observational stand-up comedians talk about before weekly holodeck malfunctions and space anomalies became such huge cliches? Airplane food?

Look, look, I'm developing a sense of humor, as if I were gradually becoming HUMAN! IT'S A COMPELLING CHARACTER ARC, DAMNIT! RESPOND FAVORABLY TO THIS COMPELLING CHARACTER ARC, VIEWERS!!!

[sideorderofninjas]

The things she does to not have to wear pointy ears...

[sprite75]

You're kidding, you've got a vibrator built into your hand?

[retrorussell]

Okay, who's the funny guy who poured melted solder on my face and hand while I was passed out?

[jarjar binks]

So I could have spent the money on acting lessons or a boob job. No contest!