Uwe sez, at least pronounce my name right....

[trekgeezer]

Get the scoop directly from the horse's a... I mean mouth.

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uwe-boll-wants-you-to-pronounce-his-name-correctly/

I don't think I've ever seen one of his movies, but I like the guy's attitude towards his critics.

[Raffine]

How hard can it be to pronounce "HACK"? 

[Yaddo 42]

Tell him it's a package deal, when his films get better, our pronunciation will get better.

Then again it's German, does it ever get any easier to pronounce?

[Trevor]

  Thanks, Trek.

I am at present still hiding under my bed at home, shivering in fear about the upcoming release of Uwe Boll's Tunnel Rats which was filmed in South Africa.   

Below is part of a list that I have to keep so that our clients can have immediate access to information concerning films being made locally. See if you can perhaps detect a slight note of sarcasm in my synopsis.

FILM TITLE:      TUNNEL RATS
YEAR OF RELEASE:   2007.
OTHER RELEASE TITLE:      NONE.
PRODUCTION COMPANY:      ZEN HQ
DIRECTOR:      UWE BOLL.
CURRENT STATUS:                 IN POST PRODUCTION
©:                                 KGBOLL MEDIA

Vietnam war film by the acclaimed director of "House Of The Dead" and "Bloodrayne". With Michael Pare and Gariyaki Mutimbirwa.

[Jack]

Oo-vah bowl?  Sounds like a very powerful German toilet.

[trekgeezer]

I know everybody likes to trash the guy, but I remember back when he challenged film critics to a boxing match and one actually took him up on it and Boll kicked the guys ass.  Maybe he and Paul WS Anderson need to get together as a tag team .


He may make s**tty movies, but they're bound to be making money or no one would give him the money to make anymore.

[Torgo]

I think that one reviewer on Ain't It Cool News got his head caved in by Uwe in the infamous boxing match against his most vocal critics (which is pretty much all of them come to think of it.)

[Andrew]

Eh, he was also boxing a bunch of Internet critics, none of which (except one) had ever boxed before.  I think that the outcome was pretty obvious from the start.

[nshumate]

So Boll could take me in the ring. Big deal.  So could a lowland gorilla.  Doesn't mean either of them can make watchable movies.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

So Boll could take me in the ring. Big deal.  So could a lowland gorilla.  Doesn't mean either of them can make watchable movies.

Now Nathan, thats a slander to true primates anywhere.   A chimp flinging poo at a digital camera may be better than most of Uwe's work, or at least undistinguishable.

-Ed