FIGHT!!!

[Khaz]

Know whats funny, I used to DJ at a strip club and sometimes I was the only guy there. However, I noticed that when there were bouncers there, the bigger they were the more cr*p they got from they rowdy patrons.  Some guys always feel a need to prove themselves against bouncers/security and really its kind of pathetic. 

Yeah its like some kind of variant of little man syndrome. The more some people drink, the more they think the bouncers are watching them and they get all p**sy. Of course it is usually true that we watch them, mostly because they are 10 times drunker than anyone else and making belligerent comments about being able to kick the bouncers butt Usually those kind of guys have problems with ANY sort of authority figure and unfortunately is usually bouncers and cops that get the dirty end of the stick when they have been drinking

[Allhallowsday]

I avoid this kind of topic, but tonight is special...

Some guys always feel a need to prove themselves against bouncers/security and really its kind of pathetic. 

True. 

...A guillotine headlock works really well, like you mentioned, as can getting hold of a wrist or smaller joint (finger) and twisting it the wrong way.
If ever faced with more than one attacker, you always try to do the most damage to one of them.  Life isn't like a kung fu flick, where they come at you one at a time and you take each out as they do.

Sho'nuff, been there, done that, it's not fun.  I have had my nose bloodied and my ass kicked by a group of four for no good reason... I never started a fight, never backed down from one, but I did finish a few... pace