Ridiculous Adversaries

[Zapranoth]

I know you guys can do better.

Have a look:

http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/night_of_the_killer_lamp_23

[RapscallionJones]

Nope!  I think they nailed it.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Oh goodness no... A good list but they missed some golden ones.
1) the tree  in From hell it Came.
2) the  "Bird" in the Giant Claw
3) the bats in um, Bats
4) the Mushroom People in Matango
5) the Worms in Squirm (though I must admit Squirm still creeps me out)
6) And finally the big stone columns in that movie whose name eludes me.   Please help!

[Gerry]

6) And finally the big stone columns in that movie whose name eludes me.   Please help!

THE MONOLITH MONSTERS?

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

YES, thanks, those are the #1 lame monsters I have ever seen.
-Ed

[Doc Daneeka]

Remember TERROR ON THE WIND, guys? http://www.badmovies.org/movies/terrorwind/index.html (Produced by "Monolith Productions")

[Raffine]

THE SOUND OF HORROR

Some treasure-seeking lowlifes awaken a bloodthirsty dinosaur, but the damn thing's invisible!


The above photo begs the question:
Is it immoral, illegal and fattening to 'borrow' a picture from this site's review of this stinkeroo?

[LilCerberus]

The Creeping Terror - so slow, it's victims need to feed themselves to it.

Satakoy from Roller Blade

[RCMerchant]

6) And finally the big stone columns in that movie whose name eludes me.   Please help!

THE MONOLITH MONSTERS?

I...I LOVE that movie...(sniff)...!

[AndyC]

For lame adversaries, you can't beat Robot Holocaust with it's ferocious giant spider leg. That movie is also notable for having a monster so scary the heroes just let it be and we never see it.

[Derf]

No one has brought up The Lift?
        Tag line: "Take the stairs, take the stairs. For God's sake, take the Stairs!!!"

And then there's always Bennett from Commando. 

[Yaddo 42]

I'd offer the villain in the South African film, Kill and Kill Again. Possibly the wimpiest pseudo-Bond villain/criminal mastermind with plans for world domination you'll ever see. He even gets guff from his middle aged punk rock girlfriend/bodyguard/chopper pilot.

[Shadow]

The Jellyfish man from Sting of Death.

[AndyC]

And then there's always Bennett from Commando. 

Oh yes. The gayest villain in any Schwarzenegger flick, as this side-by-side comparison with Freddie Mercury will demonstrate:

Coincidence?

[AnubisVonMojo]

For lame adversaries, you can't beat Robot Holocaust with it's ferocious giant spider leg. That movie is also notable for having a monster so scary the heroes just let it be and we never see it.

And lest we forget the carnivorous blind hand puppet worm thingies!