Crocodile Warrior

[Mr. DS]

From my review of The Devil's Sword;



What happens when crocodiles become sick of being turned into shoes and purses.

[TheDope]

Tonight on Fox's "Totally One-Sided Animal Fights": The Huge-Sworded Crocodile versus the Red-Scarfed Asian Guy.

[Yaddo 42]

The latest Sci-Fi Original Picture: Cheapo Croc Vs. Balding Drag Queen

[Jack]

OW!  Dammit, I stepped on my tail again.

[AndyC]

Downstream from Union Carbide

[BlackAngel75]

When will those damn Power Rangers shows ever end!?

[Flangepart]

Sadly, the Hidious Sun Demon's brother, Philburt, fails his screen test, and never becomes an action star.

[jdlarch]

"Luke, I am your father..."
"My name is 'Yu Gi Luk!'"
"I know, but it doesn't lend well to good drama...'Yu Gi Luk - it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue..."

[Psycho Circus]

Diana Ross braves the dangers of the wild to fashion her own handbags...

[sprite75]

Lady, if I had a human male reproductive organ, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!!

[Inferno]

The fight between Sung Mina and Lizardman proved to everyone that a live action soul calibur movie wasn't a good idea on a low budget.