Raiders of the Endangered Species

[hellbilly]

"The rare green burmese peacock-pheasant parrot agreed to pose for a snapshot after Darlene pointed her weapon in the other direction"

[AndyC]

"We trained Petey here to fire an assault rifle."

[Mr. DS]

The assault weapon was there to make sure Mr. Chirpers didn't have any "accidents" during the photo shoot. 

[AndyC]

They had the rifle, they had the glasses, but the other hunters refused to take them seriously until they could save up for a real falcon.

[Flangepart]

(Awk) Go and kill my human slaves...and bring me bird seed!(Awk)

[AndyC]

"Braak, long live the white race, braak, Polly want a cracker!"

[Mr. DS]

Petey the Parrot was  very proud of his taxidermy pieces.

[AndyC]

"Sure it's a hunting rifle. The bayonet is for weeks when the welfare check arrives too late to buy ammo."

[Leah]

the two "couple" are happy, but really, the photographer gave each what the other prized so much to get them together  before the field erupts and kills them all

[paula]

"Boy, Ron Jeremy has done some weird porn....but....this??"

[sprite75]

Wife: Gee, I would love to have a few four letter words with the girl at Pearle Vision who thought these would look really great on me.
Husband: What are you complaining about?  Mine made me look like a total perv!

[retrorussell]

Ted Nugent recently challenged patrons of his Grilled Game restaurant to bring something new to the table, so to speak.  The menu soon featured a new weekly special: Deep Fried Parakeet Wings.

[Jack]

We got this parakeet using a 110 gram .30 caliber hollow point, 1900 feet per second muzzle velocity, with a 4x30 dual illuminate rubber coated mil-dot tactical scope.