Arnold goes to his constituents...

[TheDope]

"Und zo you zee, my economical plan vill benefeet you when you retire from keendergarten..."

[Inferno]

Arnold amuses the children by doing his "Dorf" impression.
Unfortunately, none of the kids know who Dorf is.

[Mr. DS]

Arnold realized one day after shrinking that he was in fact Danny Devito's twin.

[AndyC]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is Cotton Hill!

[Joe the Destroyer]

"No, Tommy, I've knelt down to nibble on your succulent frontal lobe, then get to the chopper!"

[soylentgreen]

Dress to impress...even the smallest of friends.  Comfy Cotton plaids and Easy-Wear slacks with new MemoryLast^(tm) waist.  In the Mens department at PENNEYS.