Meglos

[Goji_girl]

You think this is bad? Wait 'til you hear what happened in the balloon factory!

[CheezeFlixz]

Shocked to find out he was the mutant product of and illicit affair of his mother with a cactus.

[AndyC]

"Ow"

[Brother Buzzard]

John McCain: "That's why thanks to me, 15 percent
of Arizona citizens must get their drinking water from
cactus."

[retrorussell]

Tom Baker as Cactaur in the latest Final Fantasy movie.