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Started by Mr. DS, January 05, 2009, 10:27:29 PM

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Mr. DS

January 05, 2009, 10:27:29 PM
From a Baywatch review I'm piecing together...

"And finally, no more singing on the Berlin Wall."
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

ghouck

#1
January 05, 2009, 11:15:29 PM
Somehow you sprained your wee-wee, and we're going to keep it in traction for a few weeks.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Saucerman

#2
January 06, 2009, 07:41:11 AM
I know you're upset, Mr. Hasselhoff, but until your hernia's healed and you don't need this truss any more, you simply cannot run down the beach in slow motion. 

meQal

#3
January 06, 2009, 08:03:27 AM
Remember kids, this can happen to you if you drink and eat hamburgers.
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Doggett

#4
January 06, 2009, 11:01:56 AM
"You daughter did say she'd do something drastic if you didn't stop drinking."
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Sister Grace

#5
January 06, 2009, 11:50:26 AM
For once, the power of my hair-gel has failed to protect me...
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

sprite75

#6
January 06, 2009, 12:17:17 PM
Next time, instead of peeing on KITT find a tree or a bush or something.  That way he won't throw you out via his built in ejection seat.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

AndyC

#7
January 06, 2009, 04:48:11 PM
"No, Mr. Hasselhoff. I expect you to die!"
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Yaddo 42

#8
January 11, 2009, 03:19:32 AM
The day after the Germans finally figured out that Hoff's music really sucks.
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Joe the Destroyer

#9
January 11, 2009, 06:33:44 PM
"Both of them will be waiting in a jar in the lost and found.  No, you'll never be able to act again."
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