Company Offers Easy Voice-Mail Breakups

[CheezeFlixz]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,388582,00.html


Oh now this is ridiculous just how spineless do you have to be? This is as bad as many, many years ago when I was in school and people would get a friend to break up for them.

[Patient7]

Unless you have a crazy girlfriend this is pointless.

[Jack]

I usually went with a form letter.



Hello, this letter is to inform you [insert name] that Jack is breaking up with you.  The reasons are as follows:  [link to database].

• insert link
• insert link

Jack wishes you to know that the time he spent with you was enjoyable and he will always have fond memories of each special moment.

Best wishes [insert name]

Jack

[the master]

Unless you have a crazy girlfriend this is pointless.

this

[Patient7]

Unless you have a crazy girlfriend this is pointless.

this

that, these, those, whatever you want to call it.