Oh, those brussel sprouts!

[Trevor]

www.eyegas.com/sproutifarts

Safe for work, but I would suggest turning down your volume: feed the Sproutifart family and try for the "mega sore arse bonus". 

[Newt]

Trevor, for that link, my ten-year-old son salutes you!

Um, no.  How about:

My ten-year-old son thanks you from the bottom...ahhhh...nope.

He is eternally grateful that you have made it possible for him to share and indulge in such an entertaining website with his friends.   
  There ya go.

[Dennis]

 

Trevor, this is an example of why I believe that this is a site for mature, intelligent adults who have a gigantic child inside ready to burst out with no warning at all.

[Trevor]

Trevor, for that link, my ten-year-old son salutes you!

Um, no.  How about:

My ten-year-old son thanks you from the bottom...ahhhh...nope.

He is eternally grateful that you have made it possible for him to share and indulge in such an entertaining website with his friends.   
  There ya go.

Thanks Newt: it's good to know that I still have such an important and meaningful influence on my young friends. Karma to your son for having such good taste. 

[Trevor]

Trevor, this is an example of why I believe that this is a site for mature, intelligent adults who have a gigantic child inside ready to burst out with no warning at all.

That's for sure: I haven't laughed like that site made me do yesterday in a long while. 

[Psycho Circus]

I once ate 50 sprouts during the 'ol christmas period.....not recommended!