Chef

[flackbait]

Chef:Oh why the cleaver?!? When we say fresh meat we mean fresh meat!
Noise from the back room: Mooooo! Thunk! Swack!
Chef: see what I mean?

[Andrew]

"I am here to resolve the issue of the fly in the lady's soup."

[sprite75]

I have misplaced my lightsaber.

[Wortcov]

"why do you look so surprised? who was you expecting, the Spanish Inquisition?"

[schmendrik]

All right! You asked me to take the dog back to the kitchen and take care of him. Well, I took care of him! Now, do you have any other stupid requests?

[Patient7]

I'm gonna MAKE love to ya Woman/
Gonna lay you down by the fi-re

[Psycho Circus]

"I say Chef, how long will my sausages be?"

"Oh, about three or four inches if you're lucky"

[Mr. DS]

"Uh when I ordered, I meant "Slice"...as in the soda."

[AndyC]

This week, on Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.

[Terf]

Hell's Kitchen Contestants started to take out their frustration on clients, which - in one instance - ended in a severed ligament and a killer lawsuit for Fox..

[Flangepart]

One of you ordered the long pig, so...who gets the big chop, ey?

[Magnus]

The waiter told me one of you did not like my clam fritters