Door To Door Salesmen

[Psycho Circus]

Grrr  I hate it when I get hounded in the street by them all and all the black tag, latter day saint, brainwashed freaks! Last time I went shopping in Preston, there were theses two dudes who kept wanting me to stop and chat to them about that jesus christ superstar dude. I got mad, real mad and I used my usual "I kill children and fry them and eat them and I suck Satan's love pump all night long"....that shuts 'em up! 

[JJ80]

I once ran into a particularly interesting character outside Glasgow University Library. This bearded southern chap came up to me literally brandishing a Bible and singling me out for his screed. I politely told him that I was happy with my faith but this merely seemed to frustrate the poor fellow. He then launched into a tirade that I must "Repent, REPENT!!!". Weirdly, this seemed to impress my two so-called 'friends' who smiled approvingly at him!