How alien is TOO alien

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

So, I was browsing on the Straightdope message board and a similar post was highlighted.  As you all are 1) experts on aliens and 2) of an open minded bent (or just bent minded), I was curious what you think. 
His Shatnerness would bonk anything less alien than a Horta (sorry Capt. Trek), but where do real people fall on the scale?    Someone on the SD board coined the term "to Kirk"- sleep with an alien.  i.e. I'd Kirk her. 

Hoping I don't regret this.
-Ed

[Psycho Circus]

Blue or Green, definately! 

[ghouck]

All the way, , FTW man. .

[RCMerchant]

Iv'e done the hibbity jibbity with some ugly varmits that ARE human. But FUR??? Naw....thats just too...furry...like boinking a dog or monkey...or Chuck Norris. Brrrr....! 

[Psycho Circus]

Iv'e done the hibbity jibbity with some ugly varmits that ARE human. But FUR??? Naw....thats just too...furry...like boinking a dog or monkey...or Chuck Norris. Brrrr....! 

Virtual karma  man, you are slaying me right now!

-Alien chicks are hot tho', like that chick with the 3 boobies from Total Recall.

[RCMerchant]

Iv'e done the hibbity jibbity with some ugly varmits that ARE human. But FUR??? Naw....thats just too...furry...like boinking a dog or monkey...or Chuck Norris. Brrrr....! 

Virtual karma  man, you are slaying me right now!

-Alien chicks are hot tho', like that chick with the 3 boobies from Total Recall.

Middle for the face...sides for the hands! 

[LilCerberus]

Personal experience tells me that it'd still be wishful thinking on my part, even if they were on the edge of extinction & desperate for men.

[indianasmith]

L'ursa and Bahtor from Star Trek: TNG were two pretty hot Klingon sisters.  They would hurt me, but I would like it.

[ghouck]

BTW, I LOVED the scene in Aliens where they were talking about a time they all got some alien 'tang. They pointed out that one guy was with a MALE, , but he said that didn't matter, because of that particular alien race.

[Trevor]

So, I was browsing on the Straightdope message board and a similar post was highlighted.  As you all are 1) experts on aliens and 2) of an open minded bent (or just bent minded), I was curious what you think. 
His Shatnerness would bonk anything less alien than a Horta (sorry Capt. Trek), but where do real people fall on the scale?    Someone on the SD board coined the term "to Kirk"- sleep with an alien.  i.e. I'd Kirk her. 

Hoping I don't regret this.
-Ed

I draw the line at tentacles. I saw enough of them when Camilla Parker Bowles was after me. 

[Patient7]

All the way, no doubt.  Get a nice, hairy, pointy eared, blue skinned alien with tentacls, WOO! 

[Scott]

Well, you know Adam & Eve didn't have to of happened here on Earth. It could of happened on another planet. In the book of Genesis and the Book of Enoch they mention how beings mixed with mankind.

Genesis 6:4

"The Nephilim were on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of men, and they bore children to them. Those were the mighty men who were of old, men of renown."

There will always be a missing link because God or perhaps another race of being from somewhere else jump started mankind at some point in history. Making us intelligible to some extent.

A lot of Christians have trouble with the idea that life exist beyond this planet, but if it did they would also be obligated to take the truth throughout the universe.

Having said that it would only be natural to mix with alien races in the process. As long as they had intelligent minds that could understand such concepts and as long as they could biologically engage in such things and have mixed offspring.

(Just for the record tentacles would be hard for me to deal with. Thought this does remind me of the scene in CABIN BOY with the lady with lots of arms. You can't help but feel loved with all those arms. )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI3Yoqxn31U&feature=related

[AndyC]

I'd have to decide that on an alien-by-alien basis. All depends on how she looks with the fur or the tentacles, and what she can do, especially with the tentacles. 

[Rev. Powell]

This thread is useless without pictures...



(Concept art for James Cameron's AVATAR)

I think I would need about a twelve-pack in my blood to handle her.  I've got nothing against bald blue women with tails, but she's just not my type.  Nice to see that she watches her wieght, though.

[Psycho Circus]

I think I prefer my alien sex partners blue/grey