SPIKE TWITCH VS ALIEN 3000!

[Spike Twitch]

Okay, here it goes, i asked my mom to rent ALIENS for me from the local video store, instead they give her ALIEN 3000, this is easily the worst nonsensical piece of trash i have ever seen next to every movie from Brain damage films! Why anyone would make a movie like this is beyond me! You know its going to be bad when some redneck plowing his girlfriend says he's going to make them both richer than Jeff Foxworthy, not lying, that actually happens....but anyway check it out if you dare BUHAHAA-*cough*.

Spike Twitch.

[Captain Tars Tarkas]

The best part is you can make the joke about how you haven't seen the previous 2996 Alien films and would be totally lost.  I make that joke all the time to my friends.



They no longer return my calls....

[Jack]

That one piqued my interest when I first heard about it, but after reading a few reviews I decided it was too bad for even me to take a chance on.